Author Topic: Wife playing Golf? (Read 4202 times)

wetwillie · « **on:** February 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM »

She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?

puniraptor · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2012, 01:39:23 PM »

LPGA soon you could be a stay at home dad.

Rams · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2012, 01:44:26 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM

She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?

Wednesdays is men's day at the club.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2012, 01:46:51 PM »

Golf is frustrating as is. Just be a real ass when you start to teach her something and get frustrated when she doesn't instantly drive it 200 yds

O-town Kat · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:01:27 PM »

Don't mind taking mine to the driving range. It made her determine pretty quickly that she wasn't going to pursue the game.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:02:20 PM »

Tell her that her body is more fit for tennis.

kim carnes · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:57:51 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM

She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?

tell her you don't want to play with her.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2012, 04:27:45 PM »

Do what O-town cat said. Take her to the driving range - she will find out she is awful and give up.

CHONGS · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2012, 05:25:43 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM

She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?

tell her the truth dumbass

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2012, 06:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on February 04, 2012, 05:25:43 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on February 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM
She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?
tell her the truth dumbass

No, denied. Womenz hate the truth. I am 99% sure she will suck at it and hate it.

If not, tell her the truth I guess.

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM »

trying to teach mrs. dave to golf. bought her clubs. took her to the range a few times. she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times. she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time. I would say you should try that.

michigancat · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:24:25 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM

trying to teach mrs. dave to golf. bought her clubs. took her to the range a few times. she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times. she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time. I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:36:49 PM »

I'd say let her golf while you sleep in. Golf seems stupid. JMO.

Cire · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:44:14 PM »

Golf sucks

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2012, 10:39:11 PM »

convince her her tits will get in the way. If they aren't big enough, just get a new wife.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2012, 10:47:35 PM »

The guys that say golf sucks suck at golf.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2012, 10:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 04, 2012, 10:39:11 PM

convince her her tits will get in the way. If they aren't big enough, just get a new wife.

Was going to post this exact thing.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2012, 08:21:35 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM

trying to teach mrs. dave to golf. bought her clubs. took her to the range a few times. she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times. she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time. I would say you should try that.

I taught Mrs. MIR golf and in return she scheduled two golf outings on our elite honeymoon. Also if your wife plays golf you can get away with buying her golfy things for some holidays.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2012, 09:22:32 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on February 05, 2012, 08:21:35 AM

Quote from: steve dave on February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf. bought her clubs. took her to the range a few times. she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times. she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time. I would say you should try that.

I taught Mrs. MIR golf and in return she scheduled two golf outings on our elite honeymoon. Also if your wife plays golf you can get away with buying her golfy things for some holidays.

This could be a huge perk. I just don't see golf on vacations happening otherwise

Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:08:44 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 04, 2012, 09:24:25 PM

Quote from: steve dave on February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf. bought her clubs. took her to the range a few times. she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times. she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time. I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.

He probably likes his golfing buddies. Should he cuddle with them and have intercourse?

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE. Our forefathers died to give us the right to play golf with our buddies and not with our wives.

michigancat · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:12:14 PM »

Quote from: Pete on February 05, 2012, 12:08:44 PM

Quote from: michigancat on February 04, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
Quote from: steve dave on February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf. bought her clubs. took her to the range a few times. she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times. she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time. I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.

He probably likes his golfing buddies. Should he cuddle with them and have intercourse?

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE. Our forefathers died to give us the right to play golf with our buddies and not with our wives.

The transitive property does not apply here. I don't golf, so maybe I just couldn't understand.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Pete on February 05, 2012, 12:08:44 PM

Quote from: michigancat on February 04, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
Quote from: steve dave on February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf. bought her clubs. took her to the range a few times. she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times. she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time. I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.

He probably likes his golfing buddies. Should he cuddle with them and have intercourse?

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE. Our forefathers died to give us the right to play golf with our buddies and not with our wives.

His wife doesn't let him hang out with his friends & forces him to play golf with her

Seems like the issues are far beyond a 63 yard worm burner from the reds.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2012, 02:48:48 PM »

Join Wolf.

Pete · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2012, 03:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 05, 2012, 02:48:48 PM

Join Wolf.

I'd kill a drifter...

MakeItRain · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2012, 03:39:28 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 05, 2012, 02:48:48 PM

Join Wolf.