Author Topic: Elite recruiters only (Read 5707 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:56:02 PM »

I can offer a fair amount of good looking fillys and a fair amount of underrated potion. See ninos scholarship plan and I will raise you a beer if u can hit a 3 point shot.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2012, 11:01:30 PM »

Quote from: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:55:19 PM

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:38:02 PM
Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.

Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick. You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.

You will have to forgive my assistant, he is loaded again.

Let's talk about your mom's car. She could really use a new one before winter.

KSUBrian · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2012, 11:13:00 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 30, 2012, 11:01:30 PM

Quote from: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:55:19 PM
Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:38:02 PM
Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.

Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick. You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.

You will have to forgive my assistant, he is loaded again.

Let's talk about your mom's car. She could really use a new one before winter.

And lets not forget about her $125/hr administrative assistant job and lease on a $500K utilities paid maintenance provided house that she doesn't have to make rent payments on for as long as you are on scholly.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2012, 11:30:06 PM »

currently hitting 55% of total 3 attempts, but only 40% from NBA range, I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you guys, I do have some areas that I could improve in.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2012, 11:34:33 PM »

My moms drives a 2002 nissan maxima with the brains blowed out.

KSUBrian · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2012, 11:43:57 PM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 11:30:06 PM

currently hitting 55% of total 3 attempts, but only 40% from NBA range, I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you guys, I do have some areas that I could improve in.

I'll say it again, if you buy-in and work hard both on and off the court, and play the way I coach you to play, you will be he best player and person you can be when YOU decide to enter the NBA draft.

puniraptor · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2012, 09:11:19 AM »

Are you interested in becoming a man?

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2012, 09:12:40 AM »

If you want to stay in the country, you'll play for KSU.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2012, 09:43:52 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 09:11:19 AM

Are you interested in becoming a man?

I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:00:27 AM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 11:34:33 PM

My moms drives a 2002 nissan maxima with the brains blowed out.

Have you ever been to kstatecars.com?

puniraptor · « **Reply #35 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:03:00 AM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 09:43:52 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 09:11:19 AM
Are you interested in becoming a man?

I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.

Are you interested in iPods?

AzCat · « **Reply #36 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:06:01 AM »

How much and where do I send the check?

Also: all the free meat goat you can eat!

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #37 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:37:23 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 11:03:00 AM

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 31, 2012, 09:43:52 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on January 31, 2012, 09:11:19 AM
Are you interested in becoming a man?

I'm probably more interested in the Beasley treatment, kind of a hands off type situation here coach puniraptor.
Are you interested in iPods?

got one from Howard Garfinkel

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #38 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:43:04 AM »

Seriously guys, it's time to step it up here, Frank did a better job than this, hell I don't even believe you guys care about me, you don't want to know where I live, what schools I'm considering, how you see me fitting into the lineup, if I know any other studs that might come with me? Will I have to do everything for this team, I mean do you guys ever get dudes that can ball?

puniraptor · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:45:34 AM »

Frankly, I would be a little more interested if you were a hard-nosed Chicago point guard.

schreds21 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:53:55 AM »

Do you WANT to be here?

massofcatfan · « **Reply #41 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:57:19 AM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on January 31, 2012, 09:12:40 AM

If you want to stay in the country, you'll play for KSU.

Si usted desea permanecer en el país, que va a jugar de KSU.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:27:17 PM »

LickNeckey · « **Reply #43 on:** January 31, 2012, 01:02:53 PM »

it was once written that B-easy drove an Escalade during his time at K-State.

would you like people to write such things about you.

_33 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 31, 2012, 01:21:29 PM »

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

pissclams · « **Reply #45 on:** January 31, 2012, 01:23:29 PM »

rock chalk jayhawk go ku!

detch23 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 31, 2012, 02:41:14 PM »

The big 12 perennially has 3-5 teams in the top 25. With what I've built here on defense we have become consistently ranked in the top 3 in the conference. Add this with your abilities on offense and not only can you become the go to guy on our team but also become one of the most dynamic and exciting players in the country.

So if you want to continually get better and test your abilities day in and day out against some of the best competition in the nation, come to K-State.
If you do this not only will you become a celebrity in Manhattan but you have the opportunity to shine bright in the nations eye leading you to a illustrious basketball career.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #47 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:09:08 PM »

Quote from: detch23 on January 31, 2012, 02:41:14 PM

The big 12 perennially has 3-5 teams in the top 25. With what I've built here on defense we have become consistently ranked in the top 3 in the conference. Add this with your abilities on offense and not only can you become the go to guy on our team but also become one of the most dynamic and exciting players in the country.

So if you want to continually get better and test your abilities day in and day out against some of the best competition in the nation, come to K-State.
If you do this not only will you become a celebrity in Manhattan but you have the opportunity to shine bright in the nations eye leading you to a illustrious basketball career.

Frank, is that you? you motorboatin' son of a bitch

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #48 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:19:43 PM »

Quote from: schreds21 on January 31, 2012, 11:53:55 AM

Do you WANT to be here?

right now....meh

here is my list in no particular order

Illinois- I'm from Chicago
Ohio state
Kansas State
Kentucky- but they have already loaded up my position, I would have to run the point there, I could do it, but.....
Kansas - don't really like their coach, seems a little controlling, plus lol at Manning trying to take credit for developing a polished product.
Wichita state - my dad went there, X-man
Baylor- sworn to secrecy on what the hook is here.
There are many more, no front-runner right now.

puniraptor · « **Reply #49 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:24:10 PM »

Every other team you listed has a molestation scandal about to hit the presses. Kstate is your only chance to maintain your dignity and self esteem.