Author Topic: Elite recruiters only (Read 5688 times)

gatoveintisiete · « **on:** January 30, 2012, 10:01:03 PM »

Franks recruiting has been endlessly critiqued, so now is your chance, can you out-recruit Frank? For this excersise my name is JJ Swishersweet, I stand 6 feet 7 inches in my bare feet, I weigh 225 lbs. I have been rated a 5 star in one publication, but most have me as a 4. Think of me as a poor mans Lebron with a better Jumper, a Mitch Richmond type with point guard quickness and handles. Obviously I am not as good as those guys, I am just trying to give you a picture of my abilities, but make no mistake I'M GOOD, AND YOU WANT ME BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN ANYONE YOU HAVE HAD SINCE BEASLEY. Frank has come to my house and talked to me and I like him, but to be honest I could say the same about 30-40 coaches that have shown interest.

So the goEMAW recruiting period has started and I will be here to answer any questions and listen to elite recruiting pitches, I can't wait to see how this is done.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:06:11 PM »

Are you really rich?
Would you like to be?

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:08:31 PM »

Naw man, my moneys' a lil' lo right now.

j-von · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:10:13 PM »

FAMILY ATMOSPHERE!!

wetwillie · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:12:02 PM »

Ever heard of wally judge?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:13:33 PM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:08:31 PM

Naw man, my moneys' a lil' lo right now.

We take care of our own at Elite State U. You can count on that.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:15:49 PM »

Now I don't want to get in any trouble coach Limestone, I'm gettin' paid shotely anyways.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:18:09 PM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:15:49 PM

Now I don't want to get in any trouble coach Limestone, I'm gettin' paid shotely anyways.

You will get paid in the NBA in just a year, I will make sure of that. Until then I am just telling you we will make sure you can focus on basketball.

That's my job afterall.

CHONGS · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:19:23 PM »

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:19:39 PM »

BUY IN OR QUIT bad person

KSUBrian · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:20:35 PM »

free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)

KSUBrian · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:21:25 PM »

Quote from: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:20:35 PM

free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)

Oh... and tats too.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:21:48 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 30, 2012, 10:19:23 PM

he is a black guy.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 30, 2012, 10:19:23 PM

you are not taking this seriously coach Chingon,

I'M GOOD DAMMIT!

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 30, 2012, 10:21:48 PM

Quote from: Chingon on January 30, 2012, 10:19:23 PM

he is a black guy.

but a racist one, so I am not offended Chingon.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:24:22 PM »

I would pitch it this way (substituted K for Penn)

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:26:29 PM »

Quote from: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:21:25 PM

Quote from: KSUBrian on January 30, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
free unlimited BB&H. (blow, booze, & hookers)

Oh... and tats too.

I appreciate all this but you must remember my recruitment has gone on since I was a freshman, all that stuff has been done ad nauseum

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:38:02 PM »

Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:42:36 PM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:38:02 PM

Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.

Listen, I understand you have some problems with grades. I can get you into Apex Academy before the ink on your NLI is dry.

So what do you say? Do we have a deal?

CHONGS · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:43:40 PM »

sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:45:27 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 30, 2012, 10:43:40 PM

sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.

I would have ignored crap like that instantly.

CHONGS · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:46:29 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 30, 2012, 10:45:27 PM

Quote from: Chingon on January 30, 2012, 10:43:40 PM
sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.

I would have ignored crap like that instantly.

arkansas fans gave me an itchy trigger finger.

michigancat · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:48:48 PM »

I can't tell if gatoveintisiete has been a horrible or brilliant poster of late. Which tilts me toward brilliant.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 30, 2012, 10:46:29 PM

Quote from: Limestone on January 30, 2012, 10:45:27 PM
Quote from: Chingon on January 30, 2012, 10:43:40 PM
sorry for the misunderstanding. in my defense it read very strongly like a white guy pretending to talk like a black guy in a movie.

I would have ignored crap like that instantly.
arkansas fans gave me an itchy trigger finger.

It's cool. Now let's land this Swisherseet kid and hit the hotel bar for some Old Fashioneds.

KSUBrian · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2012, 10:55:19 PM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 30, 2012, 10:38:02 PM

Just read thru a bunch of the recruiting threads, dudes blathering on and on about guys that can't hold my jock that won't come here anyway. All the while here I am, a pure thoroghbred and not one legitimate overture from the recruiting elite.

Son... if you come play for me, work hard, buy-in, and play basketball the way I teach you to play it, you will be bigger, stronger, faster, your total game will improve, you will play, you will average a double double, you will be highlighted on sportscenter, we will be a top 10 team, and you will be a one and done lottery pick. You want references that back-up what i am saying, let me get Michael Beasley on the line.