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This will crack you up!
« on: March 07, 2010, 05:59:00 PM »
So after the piss poor performance after the ISU, a buddy of mine (a CSU alum) called me up and wanted to go bowling. So I figured I go and visit with him...Well his girlfriend had another friend along. This girl was wearing her fracking blue KU shirt and talking how she went to Lawrence and watched the hawks stomp us. Then, she complained how KSU was a bunch of thugs! She stated how #24 (Kelly) was talking crap to Morris all night and Frank wasn't even doing anything about it. After that, she was saying that KU bball players are first class citizens. She went on saying all KU players wear suit and ties when they arrive to games, and act in a professional manner.

I just laughed inside, and didn't say a word! I knew I couldn't get thru her thick head. Really thought about bringing up the elevator incident, DUI's, fights on campus, shooting air soft guns, driving former players cars with 16 yr old girls! Point Plankn

Figured everybody would get a good laugh!

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 06:05:56 PM »
So after the piss poor performance after the ISU, a buddy of mine (a CSU alum) called me up and wanted to go bowling. So I figured I go and visit with him...Well his girlfriend had another friend along. This girl was wearing her fracking blue KU shirt and talking how she went to Lawrence and watched the hawks stomp us. Then, she complained how KSU was a bunch of thugs! She stated how #24 (Kelly) was talking crap to Morris all night and Frank wasn't even doing anything about it. After that, she was saying that KU bball players are first class citizens. She went on saying all KU players wear suit and ties when they arrive to games, and act in a professional manner.

I just laughed inside, and didn't say a word! I knew I couldn't get thru her thick head. Really thought about bringing up the elevator incident, DUI's, fights on campus, shooting air soft guns, driving former players cars with 16 yr old girls! Point Plankn

Figured everybody would get a good laugh!

 :bball:

This is worse than Michigancat taking the shlt from some guy on the bb court at the Y.


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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 06:19:59 PM »
So after the piss poor performance after the ISU, a buddy of mine (a CSU alum) called me up and wanted to go bowling. So I figured I go and visit with him...Well his girlfriend had another friend along. This girl was wearing her fracking blue KU shirt and talking how she went to Lawrence and watched the hawks stomp us. Then, she complained how KSU was a bunch of thugs! She stated how #24 (Kelly) was talking crap to Morris all night and Frank wasn't even doing anything about it. After that, she was saying that KU bball players are first class citizens. She went on saying all KU players wear suit and ties when they arrive to games, and act in a professional manner.

I just laughed inside, and didn't say a word! I knew I couldn't get thru her thick head. Really thought about bringing up the elevator incident, DUI's, fights on campus, shooting air soft guns, driving former players cars with 16 yr old girls! Point Plankn

Figured everybody would get a good laugh!

 :bball:

This is worse than Michigancat taking the shlt from some guy on the bb court at the Y.



I'll say this.  It is a good thing Trim doesn't bowl or play pick-up bball games at the Y.

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 06:25:40 PM »
So after the piss poor performance after the ISU, a buddy of mine (a CSU alum) called me up and wanted to go bowling. So I figured I go and visit with him...Well his girlfriend had another friend along. This girl was wearing her fracking blue KU shirt and talking how she went to Lawrence and watched the hawks stomp us. Then, she complained how KSU was a bunch of thugs! She stated how #24 (Kelly) was talking crap to Morris all night and Frank wasn't even doing anything about it. After that, she was saying that KU bball players are first class citizens. She went on saying all KU players wear suit and ties when they arrive to games, and act in a professional manner.

I just laughed inside, and didn't say a word! I knew I couldn't get thru her thick head. Really thought about bringing up the elevator incident, DUI's, fights on campus, shooting air soft guns, driving former players cars with 16 yr old girls! Point Plankn

Figured everybody would get a good laugh!

 :bball:

This is worse than Michigancat taking the shlt from some guy on the bb court at the Y.



I'll say this.  It is a good thing Trim doesn't bowl or play pick-up bball games at the Y.

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2010, 07:53:08 PM »
Did you at least own her ass at bowling?

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2010, 08:06:59 PM »
So you getting owned is funny how?

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2010, 09:04:30 PM »
So after the piss poor performance after the ISU, a buddy of mine (a CSU alum) called me up and wanted to go bowling. So I figured I go and visit with him...Well his girlfriend had another friend along. This girl was wearing her fracking blue KU shirt and talking how she went to Lawrence and watched the hawks stomp us. Then, she complained how KSU was a bunch of thugs! She stated how #24 (Kelly) was talking crap to Morris all night and Frank wasn't even doing anything about it. After that, she was saying that KU bball players are first class citizens. She went on saying all KU players wear suit and ties when they arrive to games, and act in a professional manner.

I just laughed inside, and didn't say a word! I knew I couldn't get thru her thick head. Really thought about bringing up the elevator incident, DUI's, fights on campus, shooting air soft guns, driving former players cars with 16 yr old girls! Point Plankn

Figured everybody would get a good laugh!

 :bball:

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2010, 09:37:48 PM »
I'll say this.  It is a good thing Trim doesn't bowl or play pick-up bball games at the Y.

Check this out.  I do play ball at the Y - still waiting for all those guys Huggs said would be playing with me there - and this is as good a time as any to announce I will once again be participating in the Bowl For Kids' Sake fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters.  Look for something posted once I get my team set up.  And like a wise well-tucked man in Section 17 once said, "you don't know anything.  Shut up and donate."

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2010, 09:47:21 PM »
I'll say this.  It is a good thing Trim doesn't bowl or play pick-up bball games at the Y.

Check this out.  I do play ball at the Y - still waiting for all those guys Huggs said would be playing with me there - and this is as good a time as any to announce I will once again be participating in the Bowl For Kids' Sake fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters.  Look for something posted once I get my team set up.  And like a wise well-tucked man in Section 17 once said, "you don't know anything.  Shut up and donate."

I'll throw you some money as long as you promise at least one "OVER THE LINE!"-esque melt down posted for the goEMAW audience.  You know, for Kids' Sake.

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2010, 09:49:33 PM »
DO NOT DONATE TO THIS GUY CLAIMING TO BE A BIG 12 QUARTERBACK RAISING MONEY FOR BIG BROTHERS.  DONATE TO TRIM.



http://www.themercury.com/News/article.aspx?articleId=1938759b4b8943158a406bbfc0e31796

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2010, 09:52:09 PM »
I'll throw you some money as long as you promise at least one "OVER THE LINE!"-esque melt down posted for the goEMAW audience.  You know, for Kids' Sake.

That could be tough at the actual event.  In addition to being a charity, I've got my whole office participating in it so it's somewhat of a work function now.  I know we discussed recording some material during Big 12 pak'ing for future podcasts.  How about I just light some random stranger up at some point during that?

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2010, 10:03:07 PM »
I'll throw you some money as long as you promise at least one "OVER THE LINE!"-esque melt down posted for the goEMAW audience.  You know, for Kids' Sake.

That could be tough at the actual event.  In addition to being a charity, I've got my whole office participating in it so it's somewhat of a work function now.  I know we discussed recording some material during Big 12 pak'ing for future podcasts.  How about I just light some random stranger up at some point during that?

That's a fair trade.  But first I'd like to have a hypothetical line-up for the Y

ALL-GRENADE
(High combustibility, Pin has been pulled, could go off at any minute) KATPAK TEAM

PG:  Pete
SG:  Trim
SF:   Jack's Grandaughter

After that I'd need some help... :dunno:

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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2010, 10:07:03 PM »
Only one person posting here has been described as "going nuts" last night.  :dunno:

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2010, 11:12:37 PM »
wow...wasn't hard to poster intimidate that guy.
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2010, 12:26:00 AM »
wow...wasn't hard to poster intimidate that guy.

his entire story was about how much of a pussy he was.  so, you know, you had to figure.
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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2010, 07:21:55 AM »
So after the piss poor performance after the ISU, a buddy of mine (a CSU alum) called me up and wanted to go bowling. So I figured I go and visit with him...Well his girlfriend had another friend along. This girl was wearing her fracking blue KU shirt and talking how she went to Lawrence and watched the hawks stomp us. Then, she complained how KSU was a bunch of thugs! She stated how #24 (Kelly) was talking crap to Morris all night and Frank wasn't even doing anything about it. After that, she was saying that KU bball players are first class citizens. She went on saying all KU players wear suit and ties when they arrive to games, and act in a professional manner.

I just laughed inside, and didn't say a word! I knew I couldn't get thru her thick head. Really thought about bringing up the elevator incident, DUI's, fights on campus, shooting air soft guns, driving former players cars with 16 yr old girls! Point Plankn

Figured everybody would get a good laugh!

 :bball:

This is worse than Michigancat taking the shlt from some guy on the bb court at the Y.



who the f*ck are you?!?!?  You would say this to my f*cking face (the pickup bball thread) if you had any balls.

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2010, 07:31:25 AM »
It was already well covered in that thread. Didn't want to seem redundant.

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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2010, 07:51:55 AM »
It was already well covered in that thread. Didn't want to seem redundant.

well, if I ever run into you, CNS Casey, prepare for a blizzard of forearm shivers.

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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2010, 07:57:44 AM »
It was already well covered in that thread. Didn't want to seem redundant.

CNS Casey.  Strap up bro.  Don't let him do you dirty.

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2010, 08:21:02 AM »
I'll say this.  It is a good thing Trim doesn't bowl or play pick-up bball games at the Y.

Check this out.  I do play ball at the Y - still waiting for all those guys Huggs said would be playing with me there - and this is as good a time as any to announce I will once again be participating in the Bowl For Kids' Sake fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters.  Look for something posted once I get my team set up.  And like a wise well-tucked man in Section 17 once said, "you don't know anything.  Shut up and donate."

Downtown Y?  At noon? 

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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2010, 09:20:58 AM »
Downtown Y?  At noon? 

I don't have time from where my office is now to do lunch games.  Usually just go at offbeat times with all of Huggs' boys.

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2010, 09:28:16 AM »
So after the piss poor performance after the ISU, a buddy of mine (a CSU alum) called me up and wanted to go bowling. So I figured I go and visit with him...Well his girlfriend had another friend along. This girl was wearing her fracking blue KU shirt and talking how she went to Lawrence and watched the hawks stomp us. Then, she complained how KSU was a bunch of thugs! She stated how #24 (Kelly) was talking crap to Morris all night and Frank wasn't even doing anything about it. After that, she was saying that KU bball players are first class citizens. She went on saying all KU players wear suit and ties when they arrive to games, and act in a professional manner.

I just laughed inside, and didn't say a word! I knew I couldn't get thru her thick head. Really thought about bringing up the elevator incident, DUI's, fights on campus, shooting air soft guns, driving former players cars with 16 yr old girls! Point Plankn

Figured everybody would get a good laugh!

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Unless you meant a good laugh at you being such a wuss, then you are wrong.  The proper response would have been a dropped bowling ball on her right football while you stomped on her left foot.  Then a swift forearm to the face.  Then one of these... :comehere:

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2010, 09:33:05 AM »
I'd have gone all Sherron on that bitch.

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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2010, 12:34:29 PM »
It was already well covered in that thread. Didn't want to seem redundant.

well, if I ever run into you, CNS Casey, prepare for a blizzard of forearm shivers.

I eat forearms for breakfast.

Fair warning:  I am much more of a Lu than a JHR.

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Re: This will crack you up!
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2010, 01:20:12 PM »
Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.   :dunno: