Author Topic: crap KU Fans Say (Read 38140 times)

Professorstinkynuts · « **Reply #300 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:47:26 PM »

I think my roomate has been masturbating into my socks, but I cant prove it.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #301 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:42:16 PM »

I think I'll help kill a drifter tonight.

Professorstinkynuts · « **Reply #302 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:01:57 PM »

I think I will use my gift certificate for a coffee enema this next weekend. It makes my farts smell like Starbucks. I wish I wouldn't have said that outloud. Now I can't stop thinking about Starbucks.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #303 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:47:11 PM »

Who makes the best stool softener?

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #304 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:47:49 PM »

Just got a new northface for christmas #kufball

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #305 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:49:29 PM »

Picked up one blue and one red bean bag chair for the 'partment, #chillaxin

Cire · « **Reply #306 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:11:09 PM »

can I borrow your truck to pick up a chair that I bought off of craigslist?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #307 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:27:05 PM »

The Family guy is so funny

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #308 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:38:35 PM »

Gave a homeless guy my leftover tabouli #feelsgood

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #309 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:42:38 PM »

micro sixpack night, just me, my hshomeboys and my dvds #oz #thewire

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #310 on:** January 29, 2012, 09:43:07 PM »

I hate it when people at the bar try and talk to you

Kat Kid · « **Reply #311 on:** January 30, 2012, 02:47:22 PM »

answered the door for my pizza and forgot I was weaing my snuggie. #theflu #LOL

Professorstinkynuts · « **Reply #312 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:36:11 PM »

I have some sand in my vagina and it is making me very irritable.

Good news is it may develop into pearl in a few years.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #313 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:43:17 PM »

My redbox is late!

Professorstinkynuts · « **Reply #314 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:45:05 PM »

Not bad limestone. That made me laugh on two levels.

puniraptor · « **Reply #315 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:56:12 PM »

I can't believe I got laid off from Dillon's.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #316 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:22:46 PM »

Gotta drive to Topeka tomorrow for my solicitation arraignment, I hate #westernkansas

CHONGS · « **Reply #317 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:31:46 PM »

wow this thread turned to crap

Cire · « **Reply #318 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:49:01 PM »

germans

puniraptor · « **Reply #319 on:** January 30, 2012, 09:09:08 PM »

I got banned from phog.net.

Johnny Thunderbone · « **Reply #320 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:00:21 AM »

There aren't any seats!

SdK · « **Reply #321 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:23:51 AM »

Conversation with a female KU person:

KU: Splendor is a strong word to use in reference to Topuka.
Me: I'm going to call Lawrence Dorence, because like Dorothy said, Lawrence thinks it's not in Kansas anymore.
KU: Haha wow. Clever and cute. I'm impressed.

Then we made out.

SdK · « **Reply #322 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:25:59 AM »

Also another conversation with KU woman, different KU woman:

Me: I think Missouri may get beat!
KU: I don't think so.
Me: Nope, they won by one.
KU: Did KU win today? I missed it.
Me: They play Wednesday.

KU: Oh haha lol haha teehee lol good.

SdK · « **Reply #323 on:** February 01, 2012, 09:18:58 PM »

Do the Withey!!!!!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #324 on:** February 01, 2012, 09:33:46 PM »

Does anyone know when financial aid kicks in? #CollegeProblems #Broke #SMH