Author Topic: Soft Apples (Read 2307 times)

mocat · « **on:** January 19, 2012, 12:48:19 PM »

The grossest thing ever

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:53:36 PM »

yeah, pretty gross. not the grossest ever though.

Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:54:14 PM »

Granny Smiths. They are rough ridin' repulsive. Should only be used to make cider, etc.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:54:47 PM »

Hate soft apples. Also, must be cold.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:56:24 PM »

That scene from Temple of Doom where they are at dinner with the Indian guys and get served monkey brains and baby snakes from the inside of the huge snake is grosser.

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:57:02 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on January 19, 2012, 12:54:47 PM

Hate soft apples. Also, must be cold.

Denied. Red Delicious are fantastic at room temp.

Pete · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:58:13 PM »

I once, mistakenly, grabbed my roommate's spitter and took a huge drink...though it was my diet dr. pepper. That is the grossest thing ever.

8manpick · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:09:30 PM »

How do soft apples compare to stringy bananas?

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:25:10 PM »

never heard of soft apples, true story

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:40:19 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 19, 2012, 01:25:10 PM

never heard of soft apples, true story

Rams · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:42:36 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 19, 2012, 01:25:10 PM

never heard of soft apples, true story

ditto

please explain

Pete · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:50:48 PM »

I was wrong, I got my apples mixed up. It's the Red Delicious that are the gross soft ones.

bakerman · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:51:21 PM »

Quote from: Pete on January 19, 2012, 02:50:48 PM

I was wrong, I got my apples mixed up. It's the Red Delicious that are the gross soft ones.

correct

puniraptor · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:12:29 PM »

One time I took a bite of a pear and there was a worm wriggling inside staring me down. That was grosser than a soft apple but still not the grossest thing ever.

mocat · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:42:10 PM »

Quote from: PUNITRATOR on January 19, 2012, 04:12:29 PM

One time I took a bite of a pear and there was a worm wriggling inside staring me down. That was grosser than a soft apple but still not the grossest thing ever.

That sounds like the grossest thing ever.

Also, retards who don't know what a soft apple is: it's an apple that has not retained that fresh crispness that makes apples delicious. aka the apple is too ripe. it happened today when i ate my lunch. could not finish that apple. not sure what kind it was. it was definitely a red one though. be on your guard gents. i mean it looked fine on the outside, but man, not good on the inside. too soft. too soft for me anyway. but there was not a worm inside. ewwwwwwwwwww

pissclams · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2012, 05:11:20 PM »

gosh there's a lot of johnny appleseeds in this thread.

true story, i probably haven't eaten an apple since i was 5.

Rams · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2012, 08:24:01 PM »

Quote from: mocat on January 19, 2012, 04:42:10 PM

Quote from: PUNITRATOR on January 19, 2012, 04:12:29 PM
One time I took a bite of a pear and there was a worm wriggling inside staring me down. That was grosser than a soft apple but still not the grossest thing ever.
Also, retards who don't know what a soft apple is: it's an apple that has not retained that fresh crispness that makes apples delicious. aka the apple is too ripe.

Oh...you mean a rotten apple. You could've just said that.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2012, 08:25:49 PM »

soft apples have their place like all things

puniraptor · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2012, 08:28:36 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 19, 2012, 08:25:49 PM

soft apples have their place like all things

Composter outed?

Testy Westy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2012, 10:58:51 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 19, 2012, 08:25:49 PM

soft apples have their place like all things

apple bread

sys · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:04:28 AM »

good thread. i've taken a shine to cameos lately. strange that an apple so nice can come from an apple so foul. but that's the apple for you.