Do you remember many college courses?

[CHONGS]

I remember every homework assignment and exam question I ever had.

[Stevesie60]

Only class I took that I still use today is "Fiction Into Film". It will change the way you watch movies for the rest of your life.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I can remember all of my classes. I could probably even name them by semester.

[the KHAN!]

Best part of Public Speaking.


First speech. Some guy stands up. "How many of you here believe in Ghosts?....." no on raises a hand.

"How many of you believe you have been TOUCHED by a Ghost?"  Crickets.

[SkinnyBenny]

Best part of Public Speaking.


First speech. Some guy stands up. "How many of you here believe in Ghosts?....." no on raises a hand.

"How many of you believe you have been TOUCHED by a Ghost?"  Crickets.

More speech class stories, plz.  Tortuga, don't you have some funny story about Cartier Martin or Marques Hayden or somebody?

[EMAWmeister]

Worst job in accedemia?  A: Public Speaking teach.

No way. Expos wriiting.  I peer edited papers and holy eff.  It's writing.  It's not rough ridin' hard to put together a decent paper.

[jtksu]

Helped a chick (who I was plugging at the time) write some paper for Expos II.  crap got printed in whatever stupid little publication the dept produced.  Her room mate re-submitted my paper the during a later semester.  Boom, published again, and (somehow) no one ever noticed the same paper had been submitted by 2 chicks  (Neither of whom actually wrote it.)

[Tobias]

oh man, i gave my speech about how pink floyd wasn't a "drug band" ( ) and ended up getting selected for that end-of-the-semester speech competition thingie over in nichols.  holy crap it was a terrible speech.

neighbor in the dorms gave a speech comparing cops to STDs.  wasn't in his class but i imagine sys would've loved it

[420seriouscat69]

Guys I just remembered one. Natural Disasters final. We're about 7 minutes into it when this big dude stands up and screams "eff this crap" in front of a room of 500. He crumpled up the test and threw  it  as far as it could go three rows up. Did the walk of shame all the way up the row and then tried to slam the air compresent door, which couldn't slam. Teacher said "That dumbass wrote his name on the test". Still to this day I wonder if it was some prank by the guy and just figured he wasn't in the class. But could you imagine if he was?

[j-dub]

Helped a chick (who I was plugging at the time) write some paper for Expos II.  crap got printed in whatever stupid little publication the dept produced.  Her room mate re-submitted my paper the during a later semester.  Boom, published again, and (somehow) no one ever noticed the same paper had been submitted by 2 chicks  (Neither of whom actually wrote it.)

Prairie Fire if memory serves. j-dub was also published sans plugging and plagiarism.

[FP TC etc.]

Brandon Banks came to my econ final 30 minutes late and they still let him take it 

[8manpick]

A couple of pirates came in to sword fight on the desks during the final for statics. Teacher was very confused

[ben ji]

O man, i was just thinking about this the other day and I could name most the classes I took but no way I could put them in chronological order.

[SkinnyBenny]

Speech classes with athletes are really the only way to go btw.  Was in there with some baseball player and the opening to his speech, no matter what the topic, was always pretty much always the same.  He'd get up there and very dramatically say something like this:

"The smell of the grass.
The crack of the bat.
Home run. 
This is what it's all about.  Baseball. The game I love." And then he would somehow twist that into whatever the speech was about.  The only time he did a variation of it was when we had to give a speech about some board game we'd never heard of.  He just switched it to this:

"The roll of the dice.
The sound of your gamepiece as it moves its way into the winner's circle.
This is what it's all about. Apples to Apples*." 






*-or whatever the weird board game was

['taterblast]

kim riley is the best. speech 2, in the evening, during the summer, is the easiest class in the history of academia.

[the KHAN!]

My speech teacher had 1 arm. I spent the entire semester trying not to look at the stump. I felt kind of bad. 

[SkinnyBenny]

My speech teacher had 1 arm. I spent the entire semester trying not to look at the stump. I felt kind of bad.  

   ^but only shrugging 1 arm

[EMAWmeister]

Helped a chick (who I was plugging at the time) write some paper for Expos II.  crap got printed in whatever stupid little publication the dept produced.  Her room mate re-submitted my paper the during a later semester.  Boom, published again, and (somehow) no one ever noticed the same paper had been submitted by 2 chicks  (Neither of whom actually wrote it.)

Prairie Fire if memory serves. j-dub was also published sans plugging and plagiarism.

Prairie Life. Prairie fire is a tequila shot with hot sauce in it at shot stop.

[j-dub]

Helped a chick (who I was plugging at the time) write some paper for Expos II.  crap got printed in whatever stupid little publication the dept produced.  Her room mate re-submitted my paper the during a later semester.  Boom, published again, and (somehow) no one ever noticed the same paper had been submitted by 2 chicks  (Neither of whom actually wrote it.)

Prairie Fire if memory serves. j-dub was also published sans plugging and plagiarism.

Prairie Life. Prairie fire is a tequila shot with hot sauce in it at shot stop.

thank you EMAWmeister.

[Cire]

when was kim reilly there?  My speech teacher was a huge bitch.