Author Topic: Over the duration of the bowl season... (Read 2545 times)

Bobby · « **on:** January 10, 2012, 04:00:54 PM »

I have been visiting/reading y'alls message board as a proud Razorback fan. Why do y'all think KSU is better than Arkansas and every team in the SEC? It makes no sense, similar to all, not many, but all of the posts on this board. This message board is the epitome of ignorant, redneck, and greatly misguided as fans. Arkansas is literally out of y'alls league. Do you think for a second as a knowledgeable college football/razorback football fan I was worried about Kansas State? Please, y'all aren't crap. Your football team played exactly as I expected them to against such a superior team from a superior conference. Not very good. I never had intentions of addressing this board but I felt compelled to let all of you know how rough ridin' stupid y'all appear to the outside eye. I will forever dislike your school and athletic programs and wish y'all nothing but awful luck in the future.

DQ12 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 10, 2012, 04:00:54 PM

I have been visiting/reading y'alls message board as a proud Razorback fan. Why do y'all think KSU is better than Arkansas and every team in the SEC? It makes no sense, similar to all, not many, but all of the posts on this board. This message board is the epitome of ignorant, redneck, and greatly misguided as fans. Arkansas is literally out of y'alls league. Do you think for a second as a knowledgeable college football/razorback football fan I was worried about Kansas State? Please, y'all aren't crap. Your football team played exactly as I expected them to against such a superior team from a superior conference. Not very good. I never had intentions of addressing this board but I felt compelled to let all of you know how rough ridin' stupid y'all appear to the outside eye. I will forever dislike your school and athletic programs and wish y'all nothing but awful luck in the future.

WAY TO GO, GUYS. NOW HE'S NOT GOING TO ROOT FOR US.

Winters · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:05:46 PM »

Brock Landers · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:07:39 PM »

Crap, I think this might actually be Bobby Petrino. Sorry you feel that way Coach.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:13:48 PM »

I think the outside eye finds us to be rather clever. Those eyes usually coming from outside of Arkansas however.

tdaver · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:58:19 PM »

y'all

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:08:03 PM »

Quote from: the KHAN! on January 10, 2012, 04:13:48 PM

I think the outside eye finds us to be rather clever. Those eyes usually coming from outside of Arkansas however.

pencat · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 10, 2012, 04:00:54 PM

. Why do y'all think KSU is better than Arkansas and every team in the SEC?

Did you see that display of boring, inept, slow and pitiful football last night?

By the way, I could really give an ass ripping crap what kind of luck you may wish on us. Why would you think anyone on this board would remotely care what some inbred pig rough ridin' dick wishes on us.

You may now get the eff out of here, and none too soon.

puniraptor · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:13:52 PM »

We will carefully consider your Rivalry application and get back to you. Thanks so much for applying!

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:23:22 PM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 10, 2012, 04:00:54 PM

I have been visiting/reading y'alls message board as a proud Razorback fan. Why do y'all think KSU is better than Arkansas and every team in the SEC? It makes no sense, similar to all, not many, but all of the posts on this board. This message board is the epitome of ignorant, redneck, and greatly misguided as fans. Arkansas is literally out of y'alls league. Do you think for a second as a knowledgeable college football/razorback football fan I was worried about Kansas State? Please, y'all aren't crap. Your football team played exactly as I expected them to against such a superior team from a superior conference. Not very good. I never had intentions of addressing this board but I felt compelled to let all of you know how rough ridin' stupid y'all appear to the outside eye. I will forever dislike your school and athletic programs and wish y'all nothing but awful luck in the future.

Man, Bobby.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #10 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:04:02 PM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 10, 2012, 04:00:54 PM

Arkansas is literally out of y'alls league.

Yes. You are in the SEC and we are in the Big 12. Did you mean figuratively? #SMH

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #11 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:05:58 PM »

Quote from: PUNITRATOR on January 10, 2012, 05:13:52 PM

We will carefully consider your Rivalry application and get back to you. Thanks so much for applying!

Do these people realize we only field one team in each sport? We can't be everyones rival jfc

MadCat · « **Reply #12 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:25:45 PM »

Outside eye? Gross

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #13 on:** January 11, 2012, 06:31:10 PM »

Calls us a redneck board then says, "y'all" in the next sentence.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:22:27 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on January 10, 2012, 04:07:39 PM

Crap, I think this might actually be Bobby Petrino. Sorry you feel that way Coach.

It is. Sorry coach, but thanks for posting!

Bobby · « **Reply #15 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:07:45 PM »

"Y'all," is a contraction (you know what that word means retards?) popular in the South for "you all." It is as common here in the South as football losses are for the state of Kansas. You Midwestern eff bags prefer "you guys?" Sorry, I would have to cut my own dick off if I ever seriously used that term. Wallow in your jealously like the filthy pieces of crap you and everyone knows you are as the Kansas State University. Couldn't imagine being a fan of such a half ass school overshadowed by KU just because they can ball a little bit over in Lawrence.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 11, 2012, 10:07:45 PM

"Y'all," is a contraction (you know what that word means retards?) popular in the South for "you all." It is as common here in the South as football losses are for the state of Kansas. You Midwestern eff bags prefer "you guys?" Sorry, I would have to cut my own dick off if I ever seriously used that term. Wallow in your jealously like the filthy pieces of crap you and everyone knows you are as the Kansas State University. Couldn't imagine being a fan of such a half ass school overshadowed by KU just because they can ball a little bit over in Lawrence.

We choose not to say either. Because we choose not to sound like brain dead rednecks.

"y'all"

ew2x4 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:40:37 PM »

So angry and oblivious. I love it.

Bobby · « **Reply #18 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:45:51 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 11, 2012, 10:23:11 PM

Quote from: Bobby on January 11, 2012, 10:07:45 PM
"Y'all," is a contraction (you know what that word means retards?) popular in the South for "you all." It is as common here in the South as football losses are for the state of Kansas. You Midwestern eff bags prefer "you guys?" Sorry, I would have to cut my own dick off if I ever seriously used that term. Wallow in your jealously like the filthy pieces of crap you and everyone knows you are as the Kansas State University. Couldn't imagine being a fan of such a half ass school overshadowed by KU just because they can ball a little bit over in Lawrence.

We choose not to say either. Because we choose not to sound like brain dead rednecks.

"y'all"

Well Y'ALL don't do a very good job of that. This board is about as brain dead as it comes. I'm just enjoying these responses because they reinforce just that. You are a brain dead redneck.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:47:27 PM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 11, 2012, 10:45:51 PM

Quote from: Limestone on January 11, 2012, 10:23:11 PM
Quote from: Bobby on January 11, 2012, 10:07:45 PM
"Y'all," is a contraction (you know what that word means retards?) popular in the South for "you all." It is as common here in the South as football losses are for the state of Kansas. You Midwestern eff bags prefer "you guys?" Sorry, I would have to cut my own dick off if I ever seriously used that term. Wallow in your jealously like the filthy pieces of crap you and everyone knows you are as the Kansas State University. Couldn't imagine being a fan of such a half ass school overshadowed by KU just because they can ball a little bit over in Lawrence.

We choose not to say either. Because we choose not to sound like brain dead rednecks.

"y'all"

Well Y'ALL don't do a very good job of that. This board is about as brain dead as it comes. I'm just enjoying these responses because they reinforce just that. You are a brain dead redneck.

Coach Petrino is butthurt. Bobby "Butthurt" Petrino. oh man.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:40:59 PM »

Find me a movie or TV show in which someone uses the word "y'all" that isn't a redneck. TIA.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:06:03 AM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 11, 2012, 10:07:45 PM

"Y'all," is a contraction (you know what that word means retards?) popular in the South for "you all." It is as common here in the South as football losses are for the state of Kansas. You Midwestern eff bags prefer "you guys?" Sorry, I would have to cut my own dick off if I ever seriously used that term. Wallow in your jealously like the filthy pieces of crap you and everyone knows you are as the Kansas State University. Couldn't imagine being a fan of such a half ass school overshadowed by KU just because they can ball a little bit over in Lawrence.

How about just "you"? Seems to work.

KSUBrian · « **Reply #22 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:10:57 AM »

Quote from: Bobby on January 11, 2012, 10:07:45 PM

"Y'all," is a contraction... You Midwestern eff bags prefer "you guys?"

Maybe "you all" is preferred in the midwest?

Arkansas in not in the Midwest?

Dam. I need to go back and kick my 2nd grade geography teacher in the crotch. She taught me that Arkansas was that area just off the SE corner of Kansas. If that's not where it is at, how will I know where to go if I ever want to go see the headquarters of Wal-Mart?