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I do own a juicer.  It's great.  Probably my favorite recipe so far is

Two green apples, 3 carrots, two celery stalks w. leaves.  makes 16 oz of great juice. 

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Picture of my juicer.  They call it the "Big Boss"  It works pretty good. I'm about to try a new recipe.  2 cucumbers, 1 tomato, 2 celery stalks. will report with details.
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take an orange or tomato or something.
smash it with your elbow.
drink it's blood.

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I have an ok juicer.  Can't do celery in my juice, makes it taste weird.  I like to put in a few carrots, some spinach, an apple, and some strawberries.   :lick:

 I don't juice much at all anymore though, too much of pain to clean up.  

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Try a little ginger root with your other stuff. Gives it a little twang and is good for you.

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It's not a rough ridin' verb.

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It's not a rough ridin' verb.


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I use a bullet.  Like bananas, oranges and strawberries .

Pro tip:  peel the bananas and oranges 1st

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is juicing like icing?

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Yeah,

I think I'll skip the DECA on this cycle and just go with the DBOL and TEST.  Need to mix it up.  Anyone have any suggestions.

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It takes like a bazillion apples to get a glass of juice
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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banana juice is too stringy for me.

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banana juice is too stringy for me.

I've never tried injecting the banana juice do you cut it with saline?  Have you ever added some DMSO?  Seems like it would be tough to inject in my thigh? I'm guessing all of the vitamins, especially the potassium, makes for one mad stack with the DBOL and DECA.  I'll be benching 500+ in 3 weeks.


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Throw a bit of pineapple & strawberry in your fav recipe above, but replace the celery with spinach leaf and that's pretty much what I have atleast 3 times a week.  :yum:   Have also tried sugar snap peas we grew last year & it was not as good as you would think it would have been.   
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It takes like a bazillion apples to get a glass of juice

Like four. 
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sometimes with shitty juicers you can run the pulp back through & get more juice.
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The real benefits of juicing are the crap no one even drinks anyway.  I bet none of the assholes in this thread juice up a nice glass of spinach and kale.
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The real benefits of juicing are the crap no one even drinks anyway.  I bet none of the assholes in this thread juice up a nice glass of spinach and kale.

 :peek:
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The real benefits of juicing are the crap no one even drinks anyway.  I bet none of the assholes in this thread juice up a nice glass of spinach and kale.

wife made that for me once....   didn't care for it.
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Juicing is the dumbest.

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Juicing is the dumbest.

Incorrect.  Delicious. Only juicing is dumb though.
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I would rather eat an apple than turn it into a teaspoon of juice to snort. Dumb.

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vitamix pro 500.

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my next gen vitamix pro 300 is scheduled to be delivered today!  :excited:

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