We just passed an Arkansas fan driving down to the cotton bowl in a beat up

[GoodForAnother]

cargo van with a directv logo on the side and a ladder on top

[Dugout DickStone]

One of the rich ones.

[GoodForAnother]

attempted a pic but the caddy's cruise is set on 90

[SRV]

cargo van with a directv logo on the side and a ladder on top

Wasn't me.  I won't get mine off those blocks till tonight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[MadCat]

cargo van with a directv logo on the side and a ladder on top

Wasn't me.  I won't get mine off those blocks till tonight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Time to bring the whitewalls out.

[SRV]

cargo van with a directv logo on the side and a ladder on top

Wasn't me.  I won't get mine off those blocks till tonight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Time to bring the whitewalls out.

I got some sweet retreads in layaway,,,,,,,,,,,

[WillieWatanabe]

[CNS]

cargo van with a directv logo on the side and a ladder on top

Wasn't me.  I won't get mine off those blocks till tonight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Time to bring the whitewalls out.

I got some sweet retreads in layaway,,,,,,,,,,,

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to. 

different world.

[SwineFlew]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to. 

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

[SRV]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to. 

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

[Dugout DickStone]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to. 

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

[SRV]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to.  

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

Well, this will piss off every one of you, but here goes.  I have never said we were anything but a mid-tier SEC team.  We occasionally spike up toward the top without ever getting there.  You guys remind me of us in that respect.  Where you do outshine us unmercifully is the message board arena, and well, maybe a more diverse gene pool.  You guys have spiked more high blood pressure in Arkansas than the presidential election.

[Dugout DickStone]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to.  

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

Well, this will piss off every one of you, but here goes.  I have never said we were anything but a mid-tier SEC team.  We occasionally spike up toward the top without ever getting there.  You guys remind me of us in that respect.  Where you do outshine us unmercifully is the message board arena, and well, maybe a more diverse gene pool.  You guys have spiked more high blood pressure in Arkansas than the presidential election.

We know.  Speaking of, I'd like Ham Malone to be President.

[SRV]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to.  

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

Well, this will piss off every one of you, but here goes.  I have never said we were anything but a mid-tier SEC team.  We occasionally spike up toward the top without ever getting there.  You guys remind me of us in that respect.  Where you do outshine us unmercifully is the message board arena, and well, maybe a more diverse gene pool.  You guys have spiked more high blood pressure in Arkansas than the presidential election.

We know.  Speaking of, I'd like Ham Malone to be President.

A great American.

[MadCat]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to.  

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

Well, this will piss off every one of you, but here goes.  I have never said we were anything but a mid-tier SEC team.  We occasionally spike up toward the top without ever getting there.  You guys remind me of us in that respect.  Where you do outshine us unmercifully is the message board arena, and well, maybe a more diverse gene pool.  You guys have spiked more high blood pressure in Arkansas than the presidential election.

We know.  Speaking of, I'd like Ham Malone to be President.

[Dugout DickStone]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to.  

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

Well, this will piss off every one of you, but here goes.  I have never said we were anything but a mid-tier SEC team.  We occasionally spike up toward the top without ever getting there.  You guys remind me of us in that respect.  Where you do outshine us unmercifully is the message board arena, and well, maybe a more diverse gene pool.  You guys have spiked more high blood pressure in Arkansas than the presidential election.

We know.  Speaking of, I'd like Ham Malone to be President.

A great American.

Indeed, but too many powerful enemies and he just won't pander.

[Ham Malone]

I don't even know what this means.

I really hope that next year's BCS bowl snub and subsequent slide to an inferior bowl finds us matched against an opponent who's easier to relate to.  

different world.

Yeah, maybe next year your opponent will also have a big rough ridin' ball of twine somewhere it their state.  You fucks would finally have something in common with your opponent.

Well, we arkies do have that trashy, multi-million dollar Crystal Bridges museum to our shame!   I think they'll be more suited, after crushing mighty Iowa State and Texas Tech, to the GoDaddy Bowl against worthy Harvard.  That should help them meet their "relating' needs.  We'll settle for a BCS bowl against a worthy Big 12 opponent like Oklahoma.

If you keep taking down the likes of Ole Miss and Vandy I see great things.

Well, this will piss off every one of you, but here goes.  I have never said we were anything but a mid-tier SEC team.  We occasionally spike up toward the top without ever getting there.  You guys remind me of us in that respect.  Where you do outshine us unmercifully is the message board arena, and well, maybe a more diverse gene pool.  You guys have spiked more high blood pressure in Arkansas than the presidential election.

We know.  Speaking of, I'd like Ham Malone to be President.

I was pretty sure this thread was about me, but my cargo van has a broken ladder and I'm sure the OP would have commented about all the meth smoke billowing out my windows. 

[HELLHAMMER]

Jan. 5th 2012.  5:29 PM.  8 miles South of Pauls Valley.  Arky plates.
What a fan base.

[Bloodfart]

Now I'm kinda glad I won't be able to make the trip down there.   
Keep fighting the good fight HellHammer!   

[HELLHAMMER]

Gonna try to run over at least one Hog fan in the parking lot at Jerry's Dump, just like we did at the 2000 Dr. Pepper.  Stupid OU fans learned our pedestrian/auto courtesy the hard way.

[pondwater jack]

Jan. 5th 2012.  5:29 PM.  8 miles South of Pauls Valley.  Arky plates.
What a fan base.

This may be the funniest thing I have seen from an otherwise below average fanbase.

Jack.