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Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« on: January 05, 2012, 03:20:29 AM »
Anyone know how to get the lining of one's stomach to stop bleeding?


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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 07:28:24 AM »
asprin
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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 07:40:44 AM »
Buffalo Trace and Cool Ranch Doritos
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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 08:56:20 AM »
Quote from: 4windshawg on January 05, 2012, 03:20:29 AM
Anyone know how to get the lining of one's stomach to stop bleeding?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=18191.0

This dude wants to " throttling the crap out of the ballsack and taint,".

Dudes do that to other dudes here.  Maybe it will help.
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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 12:18:39 PM »
Some use superglue in place of stitches.  :dunno:
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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 12:26:09 PM »
Don't quit. Watch Leaving Las Vegas for inspiration. Plus Elizabeth Shue is in it and I've had a crush on her since Adventures...
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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 12:34:39 PM »
Quote from: fatty fat fat on January 05, 2012, 07:28:24 AM
asprin

pretty sure you mean ibuprofen.... lots & lots of ibuprofen.
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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 12:51:21 PM »
Epson salt will help you get rid of all that excess blood.
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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 06:28:47 PM »
Quote from: HELLHAMMER on January 05, 2012, 07:40:44 AM
Buffalo Trace and Cool Ranch Doritos

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Re: Just sobered up from a 21 day bender...
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 03:46:02 PM »
Quote from: KITNfury on January 05, 2012, 12:26:09 PM
Don't quit. Watch Leaving Las Vegas for inspiration. Plus Elizabeth Shue is in it and I've had a crush on her since Adventures...

Me too, but can't get through the movie w/out tuggin the bug... As soon as she' say's, "You can cum on my face if you want too." I have to take her up on it...
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