Dear Arkansas Fans (Fighting You Related Thread)

[Dugout DickStone]

I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass

The line might be too long.  I'd get there earlier.

Why did you have to edit that?

I mispelled kickin

That's kind of dumb.

we all can't be rich, smart KSU alumni

Obviously. 

[pondwater jack]

we don't karategi outside of the dojo idiots.  you will wish it WAS in the dojo though, our sensei won't be there to call it off when we are pummeling your balls into hamburger.  

 5:05

My Niece put me on to this.  Man I am laughin thinking about them KSU boys in their outfits like little karate men!    

Stevedave in front of a bunch of kids teachin a class!  HAHAH

Ass Whippin

Jack blasingame, II

[Malberry Squeezins]

I'll make sure to be there at least 5 minutes before the game, I wanna have time to get to my seat in time for the kickoff, after kickin his ass

The line might be too long.  I'd get there earlier.

Why did you have to edit that?

I mispelled kickin

That's kind of dumb.

we all can't be rich, smart KSU alumni

Obviously. 

unobtrusively

[ZeroSumGame]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

[Hawgalude]

that dude is as (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) homosexual then as this

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

 

[_33]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?

[pissclams]

Jack, Mal, they've found something new to obsess about now....some shirtless douche laying on a fence rail
looking like he's about to sh*t his pants.

just stopping by to say this is a fantastic post.  A+++

[CHONGS]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?

idiot watches too many movies.

[ZeroSumGame]

that dude is as (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) homosexual then as this

Isn't that their Quarterback with the big hair?

[Hawgalude]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?

you will just end up hurting yourselves trying to kick the crap out of the average 300-400 lb Arkansas-an.

this is funny though.

[Dugout DickStone]

If steve can totally destroy the face/balls/taints of Texas fans he will have absolutely no problem with pigaggies.

Texas fans can be kind of tough

[ZeroSumGame]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?

idiot watches too many movies.

I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.

[CHONGS]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?

idiot watches too many movies.

I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.

I can do what I want to do.

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?

idiot watches too many movies.

I've never had to resort to martial arts out of sense of insecurity for my safety. I'm 6'3" 235 and if I ever have
to fight someone we don't dance around like fairies, we got it on like men. There's a difference between
posing, meditating, and fighting. If any of you dorks thinks you can put a boot on my head before I put one
in your ass, that's your prerogative.

6'4" - 245 here.  We could be brothers!  Granted, you'd be my little brother but still.

[CHONGS]

I may be small but I am rough ridin' tough.  You won't get the benefit of the padding chump.

[Malberry Squeezins]

your doom:

Is that the blood thirsty pit bull in the background that Stevie kicked in the balls?

[pondwater jack]

Is that a skunk on the beach?  Behind the Ken-doll?

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

your doom:

Is that the blood thirsty pit bull in the background that Stevie kicked in the balls?

Cargo Pants - check

Puka Shell Necklace - check

American Crew Pomade - check

Belt in a Tree - check

Pot Belly Pig in the Surf - check

Douche Bag status - 100%

[Dugout DickStone]

your doom:

Is that the blood thirsty pit bull in the background that Stevie kicked in the balls?

Cargo Pants - check

Puka Shell Necklace - check

American Crew Pomade - check

Belt in a Tree - check

Pot Belly Pig in the Surf - check

Douche Bag status - 100%

At least 3 of those are wrong.

[pondwater jack]

Fake Sugar Dick has more credibility than any of you KSU effers.

Jacks

[Katpappy]

I'm thinking we should become shareholders at the KSU Credit Union because if all these Ninjas are
coming to the Cotton Bowl, they'll all be taking loans from the CU to get there.

No wonder KSU has no traveling fanbase. They have to go in hock to the man to afford it.

Genius! Where so I sign?

They aren't ninjas dumbass. Honestly do you even know anything about martial arts?

you will just end up hurting yourselves trying to kick the crap out of the average 300-400 lb pig.

this is funny though.

[We Are Better Than You]

I see that I've missed out on all the fun...

[pissclams]

I see that I've missed out on all the fun...

no way WABTY, there's plenty to be had.  join in,

[steve dave]

I'm so jacked up I can't quit air boxing.  Going to be a slaughter!