i've never grabbed my book and headed out the door to a crowded loud coffee shop to go read it.
i've also never wanted to hang inside a coffee shop. how is it different than hanging inside a shoe store, or a grocery store, or a women's dressing room <---dems jokes

but you know what i mean.
the motorcycle gang at coffee shop 2, why not ride your bike instead of sit there and look at it? hmmm.
also, chum1 must be a big time coffee shop aficionado.