It's time to play em off. I don't know how elst to figure this out becasue everone here is a macho man.
I have seeded out this tournement to the best of my ability. THERE WILL BE NO GAMBLIN ON THE MATCHUPS! NO $$$ A CHANGIN HANDs.
The seedings are as follows.
1 Keith Stone - half a man basically. pillaged wife (thank you Squeezins you horny rascal!) brags about $ he ain't got. thinks KSU is ivy league
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16 bigwillie 20 - also ran
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4 the Khanny - blowhard. whole lotta smoke. not much fire
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13 Skinny Benny - crossdresser
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7 EMAW4 Life DSL - obviously has penis envy/ probly drives a big 4 wheel drive to compensate. picked ona lot as a kid
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10 Mocat - one of the 4 or so openly gay people on the board. loves to make a "man train" (i think that is what he called it) with his buddies
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8 OK Cat - another openly gay male. He and Mocat and Rams take turns on old Winters (a favorite in this tourney)
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9 Rams - formerly knows as RAMS WINTERS IN ASS VERY HARD. Name was shortend to Rams by HIS request.
BOTTOM HALF OF BRACKET
6 Gastrointestine - black man with chip on his shoulder. Probly smarter than these other guys but not respected as smart casue of his skin
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11 Emu EMAW - one of the few on here with an IQ below 80. Has subscription to gay mans mag. / admitted it in a thread about a week ago
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5 SonofDaxjones - Dax's boy likes watch football games to stare at the mens asses
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12 Wabash 909 - not sure why I put him here. Seems too high but I needed filler. Mostly ignored by other KSU fans.
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3 Winters - ....poor Winters has been ass raped by Mocat, OK cat and RAMS since dirt was new. looks like this
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14 NXL - more filler here. reading posts i felt like he was an interior decorators assistant
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2 Katdaddy - probly the worst poster on the board that isnt' a moderater. Finish move? Pigf...well you know becasue we hear it all the time
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15 deputydog - gave a handjob one time for Money to a porn star
(actually happened ............he will verify)
OK, I'll run this tourny and play em off to find out who the biggest pussy on this bored is. Your vote will count.
ONLY A JACK BLASINGAME POLL THAT I ADMIT TO STARTING WILL BE CONSIDERED VALID.
I want to say that I think each of you is a pussy in his own way and all of you really deserve this. Good luck to you ladies and gentelmen (or whichever you prefer).
Tourney corrdinatior
Jack Blasingame, II
Poll