True story of "Pig sooie" and arky

[Dugout DickStone]

The gentleman who details my weekend Land Rover is a proud Arky business school alum and President of the local Alumni Assoc.  I asked him about this "pig sooie" call and he told me the whole story.

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.   He explained that Arkansas fans and alumni are much more "pigs" than "Razorbacks."  They have much more in common with the barnyard swine than the feral hog on the helmet.  The food you throw away?  Like a pig, they will root in the trash for it.  Likewise with the car you won't drive, the job you won't take or the home you won't live in.  An Arky fan will crawl through the mud for those.  Happily and with pride.  This gentlemen will root around under my truck to scrub the skid plate with a tooth brush for an extra dollar.  He doesn't give a crap if it is muddy or I parked over a pile of dog flop.  He will rummage through my ash tray for a butt from my Cuban cigar so he can light it up on a special occasion.  He puts hard work FAR ahead of his pride or dignity and I salute him!

So it seems the call is very real and a source of pride.  I say hats off to the industrious pigaggy fan and their "never say never" attitude.

Incidentally, I flipped my detail guy an extra $50 for the info and he lit up like pig that just found an apple core covered in flies.

[Malberry Squeezins]

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Incidentally, I flipped my detail guy an extra $50   ....

Did he get that stain out the back seat for ya?  Didn't have time to put a helmet on that soldier but it's your own damn fault for coming home for lunch on Tuesday.  It's nice to see some of you guys know how to treat your womens, some of these yayhoos could take a tip from ole Keiths and let the little women drive the nice car, first time I've been in a Grand Marquee, might be the smoothest ride I ever had, and the car drove nice too.  And spinners on that baby is a sweet sweet touch Keiths.  

[Dugout DickStone]

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Incidentally, I flipped my detail guy an extra $50   ....

Did he get that stain out the back seat for ya?  Didn't have time to put a helmet on that soldier but it's your own damn fault for coming home for lunch on Tuesday.  It's nice to see some of you guys know how to treat your womens, some of these yayhoos could take a tip from ole Keiths and let the little women drive the nice car, first time I've been in a Grand Marquee, might be the smoothest ride I ever had, and the car drove nice too.  And spinners on that baby is a sweet sweet touch Keiths.  

I actually think you are serious.  Obviously, you don't know that rich/good looking KSU fans continually divorce their wives for younger hotter ones and I dropped mine months ago so I gues you are hitting my leftovers.  I guess the story is true, pigaggie fan will literally take anything we throw away.

hat's off to you my industrious little friend! 

[Malberry Squeezins]

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Incidentally, I flipped my detail guy an extra $50   ....

Did he get that stain out the back seat for ya?  Didn't have time to put a helmet on that soldier but it's your own damn fault for coming home for lunch on Tuesday.  It's nice to see some of you guys know how to treat your womens, some of these yayhoos could take a tip from ole Keiths and let the little women drive the nice car, first time I've been in a Grand Marquee, might be the smoothest ride I ever had, and the car drove nice too.  And spinners on that baby is a sweet sweet touch Keiths.  

I actually think you are serious.  Obviously, you don't know that rich/good looking KSU fans continually divorce their wives for younger hotter ones and I dropped mine months ago so I gues you are hitting my leftovers.  I guess the story is true, pigaggie fan will literally take anything we throw away.

hat's off to you my industrious little friend!  

Anyone claiming to be rich and good lookin on the internets must be rich and good lookin.  I gotta hand it to ya, the X Ms. Stone ain't just yur ever day run of the mill blackass that you catch in the lake and throw back in.   And that new girl your runnin with, that little knot in her throat makes me nervous.  Just sayin.    

[Emo EMAW]

Pig Aggy has found a spot in American Pop Culture!

[Dugout DickStone]

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Incidentally, I flipped my detail guy an extra $50   ....

Did he get that stain out the back seat for ya?  Didn't have time to put a helmet on that soldier but it's your own damn fault for coming home for lunch on Tuesday.  It's nice to see some of you guys know how to treat your womens, some of these yayhoos could take a tip from ole Keiths and let the little women drive the nice car, first time I've been in a Grand Marquee, might be the smoothest ride I ever had, and the car drove nice too.  And spinners on that baby is a sweet sweet touch Keiths.  

I actually think you are serious.  Obviously, you don't know that rich/good looking KSU fans continually divorce their wives for younger hotter ones and I dropped mine months ago so I gues you are hitting my leftovers.  I guess the story is true, pigaggie fan will literally take anything we throw away.

hat's off to you my industrious little friend! 

Anyone claiming to be rich and good lookin on the internets must be rich and good lookin.  I gotta hand it to ya, the X Ms. Stone ain't just yur ever day run of the mill blackass that you catch in the lake and throw back in.   And that new girl your runnin with, I think you should take another look at her neck when she takes off that scarf, I'm not so sure about that lump in her throat.   

LOL.  Strike 3

[Malberry Squeezins]

Pig Aggy has found a spot in American Pop Culture!

You need to just go ahead and come on out of that closet EMO, from what I can tell this is an open minded board and nobody will think any less of you.  Hell, they already know anyways. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Pig Aggy has found a spot in American Pop Culture!

You need to just go ahead and come on out of that closet EMO, from what I can tell this is an open minded board and nobody will think any less of you.  Hell, they already know anyways. 

The cleverest of the PigAggies with a gay joke. 



This thing is over.

[Malberry Squeezins]

Pig Aggy has found a spot in American Pop Culture!

You need to just go ahead and come on out of that closet EMO, from what I can tell this is an open minded board and nobody will think any less of you.  Hell, they already know anyways.  

The cleverest of the PigAggies with a gay joke.  



This thing is over.

You just ignore that EMO, someone's sexual preference ain't a joke, especially when that someones perfernce is his 5 year old sister.  I realize this board is open minded and the folks in Kansas are a bit relaxed in terms of who and what you sex up, but I gotta think crap like that crosses the line just a little bit, even in Kansas.

[Dugout DickStone]

Pig Aggy has found a spot in American Pop Culture!

You need to just go ahead and come on out of that closet EMO, from what I can tell this is an open minded board and nobody will think any less of you.  Hell, they already know anyways.  

The cleverest of the PigAggies with a gay joke.  



This thing is over.

You just ignore that EMO, someone's sexual preference ain't a joke, especially when that someones perfernce is his 5 year old sister.  I realize this board is open minded and the folks in Kansas are a bit relaxed in terms of who and what you sex up, but I gotta think crap like that crosses the line just a little bit, even in Kansas.

pedo

[We Are Better Than You]

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

Additionally, you're a piece of crap....

IF!!! I even believed a damn word you said, which I don't by the way, it's really quite ironic... You're the very first person I've EVER met from KANSAS that bragged about being rich... I really did LOL after reading your post. I'm still not convinced it's not a joke.

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I hope that ole Arky boy pisses in your gas tank when he sees you for the royal piece of crap that you really are.

EDIT: I LOVE the auto censor...

[Katpappy]

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

Additionally, you're a piece of crap....

IF!!! I even believed a damn word you said, which I don't by the way, it's really quite ironic... You're the very first person I've EVER met from KANSAS that bragged about being rich... I really did LOL after reading your post. I'm still not convinced it's not a joke.

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I hope that ole Arky boy pisses in your gas tank when he sees you for the royal piece of crap that you really are.

EDIT: I LOVE the auto censor...

Ole LSOC has got you boys hanging by the gills.  Your responses are like a kid trying tell an adult off.  You think your're smart and really told that old guy off; but anyone who reads these posts can easly see you're being played. 

[wabash909]

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

That, and the rooting around in the trash part.  Pig aggies love trash.

[Trim]

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I nominate LSOC as the goEMAW candidate for U.S. President.

[Dugout DickStone]

Exploratory committee formed.

[We Are Better Than You]

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

Additionally, you're a piece of crap....

IF!!! I even believed a damn word you said, which I don't by the way, it's really quite ironic... You're the very first person I've EVER met from KANSAS that bragged about being rich... I really did LOL after reading your post. I'm still not convinced it's not a joke.

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I hope that ole Arky boy pisses in your gas tank when he sees you for the royal piece of crap that you really are.

EDIT: I LOVE the auto censor...

Ole LSOC has got you boys hanging by the gills.  Your responses are like a kid trying tell an adult off.  You think your're smart and really told that old guy off; but anyone who reads these posts can easly see you're being played.  

Nice try ass face...

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

That, and the rooting around in the trash part.  Pig aggies love trash.

That's why you're mother is so popular among Hog fans?? I mean, you did leave yourself open for that one...

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I nominate LSOC as the goEMAW candidate for U.S. President.

I assume ole Keith-y boy is the individual you identify as "LSOC"... Which one of you little kitty cat fans wants to enlighten us Hog fans with the acronym definition?

Exploratory committee formed.

 

[Deez Nutz]

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

Additionally, you're a piece of crap....

IF!!! I even believed a damn word you said, which I don't by the way, it's really quite ironic... You're the very first person I've EVER met from KANSAS that bragged about being rich... I really did LOL after reading your post. I'm still not convinced it's not a joke.

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I hope that ole Arky boy pisses in your gas tank when he sees you for the royal piece of crap that you really are.

EDIT: I LOVE the auto censor...

Ole LSOC has got you boys hanging by the gills.  Your responses are like a kid trying tell an adult off.  You think your're smart and really told that old guy off; but anyone who reads these posts can easly see you're being played. 

Nice try ass face...

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

That, and the rooting around in the trash part.  Pig aggies love trash.

That's why you're mother is so popular among Hog fan?? I mean, you did leave yourself open for that one...

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I nominate LSOC as the goEMAW candidate for U.S. President.

I assume ole Keith-y boy is the individual you identify as "LSOC"... Which one of you little kitty cat fans wants to enlighten us Hog fans with the acronym definition?

Exploratory committee formed.

 

Hey, I can enlighten you on LSOC!     Originally his name was "Limestone Outcropping".  (Many of the buildings on campus are built with limestone by the way.)  Then later he shortened it to just "Limestone".  Then when Collin Klein (our quarterback) started performing like a badass this year, he changed it yet again to "Kleinstone" in his honor.  So, you see, you would have to have been around here for a while to realize that LSOC is the abbreviation of his original username.  Make sense?  OK, good.

[Trim]

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

[We Are Better Than You]

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

Additionally, you're a piece of crap....

IF!!! I even believed a damn word you said, which I don't by the way, it's really quite ironic... You're the very first person I've EVER met from KANSAS that bragged about being rich... I really did LOL after reading your post. I'm still not convinced it's not a joke.

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I hope that ole Arky boy pisses in your gas tank when he sees you for the royal piece of crap that you really are.

EDIT: I LOVE the auto censor...

Ole LSOC has got you boys hanging by the gills.  Your responses are like a kid trying tell an adult off.  You think your're smart and really told that old guy off; but anyone who reads these posts can easly see you're being played. 

Nice try ass face...

He told me that the pig call is part of the ethos of all Arkansas fans.  It is ingrained in their psyche and DNA.

Keith, this portion of your comment is the ONLY thing that's true...

That, and the rooting around in the trash part.  Pig aggies love trash.

That's why you're mother is so popular among Hog fan?? I mean, you did leave yourself open for that one...

BUT for the sake of me blowing your crap up - you sir, are the epitome of what I despise in this world. You only care about yourself. You don't give two shits about anyone or anything but yourself. You belittle people to only fill some type of void you've had or currently have in your life. I'm not sure if Daddy or Mommy didn't give you enough attention or you have little man syndrome but you're a real pathetic piece of KSU crap stain. I've never seen a more ridiculous excuse for a fan base with you as it's miserable Captain.

I nominate LSOC as the goEMAW candidate for U.S. President.

I assume ole Keith-y boy is the individual you identify as "LSOC"... Which one of you little kitty cat fans wants to enlighten us Hog fans with the acronym definition?

Exploratory committee formed.

 

Hey, I can enlighten you on LSOC!     Originally his name was "Limestone Outcropping".  (Many of the buildings on campus are built with limestone by the way.)  Then later he shortened it to just "Limestone".  Then when Collin Klein (our quarterback) started performing like a badass this year, he changed it yet again to "Kleinstone" in his honor.  So, you see, you would have to have been around here for a while to realize that LSOC is the abbreviation of his original username.  Make sense?  OK, good.

Thank you good sir...

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

Definitely... He's got my vote...

[Deez Nutz]

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

A true honor.   

Personally, I love his pure hatred for KU more than about anything else on this board.

[We Are Better Than You]

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

A true honor.   

Personally, I love his pure hatred for KU more than about anything else on this board.

I actually like KU... K-State is obviously the more football tradition rich school but they don't hold a light to KU in round ball... which is knocking at our door! Hog's B-Ball team is rebuilding this year. Brand new coach and starting 4 freshman on average. All that to say, March is the best month of the year. 

[Dugout DickStone]

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

A true honor.   

Personally, I love his pure hatred for KU more than about anything else on this board.

I actually like KU... K-State is obviously the more football tradition rich school but they don't hold a light to KU in round ball... which is knocking at our door! Hog's B-Ball team is rebuilding this year. Brand new coach and starting 4 freshman on average. All that to say, March is the best month of the year. 

We have a basketball board.  You can discuss the nationally ranked KSU basketball team over there.

[Trim]

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

A true honor.   

Personally, I love his pure hatred for KU more than about anything else on this board.

I actually like KU... K-State is obviously the more football tradition rich school but they don't hold a light to KU in round ball... which is knocking at our door! Hog's B-Ball team is rebuilding this year. Brand new coach and starting 4 freshman on average. All that to say, March is the best month of the year. 

We have a basketball board.  You can discuss the nationally ranked KSU basketball team over there.

We can argue this on the mod board, but I'm not going to allow the December Arkansas episode to infect the hoops board.

[We Are Better Than You]

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

A true honor.   

Personally, I love his pure hatred for KU more than about anything else on this board.

I actually like KU... K-State is obviously the more football tradition rich school but they don't hold a light to KU in round ball... which is knocking at our door! Hog's B-Ball team is rebuilding this year. Brand new coach and starting 4 freshman on average. All that to say, March is the best month of the year. 

We have a basketball board.  You can discuss the nationally ranked KSU basketball team over there.

Nah... I'm not here to discuss basketball... However, it's easy to be nationally ranked when almost all teams are playing 80-90% cupcakes...

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

A true honor.   

Personally, I love his pure hatred for KU more than about anything else on this board.

I actually like KU... K-State is obviously the more football tradition rich school but they don't hold a light to KU in round ball... which is knocking at our door! Hog's B-Ball team is rebuilding this year. Brand new coach and starting 4 freshman on average. All that to say, March is the best month of the year. 

We have a basketball board.  You can discuss the nationally ranked KSU basketball team over there.

We can argue this on the mod board, but I'm not going to allow the December Arkansas episode to infect the hoops board.

...infection indeed...

[Katpappy]

I nominate Deez Nutz to be LSOC's press secretary.

I'll double second it and triple thrid it.