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Dave Armstrong is a tool
« on: December 30, 2011, 08:58:56 PM »
Slobbering all over Billy G.'s knob as a surrogate BJ to Self.
Also, Tolbert is good.


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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2011, 09:34:05 PM »
just called the kstate freshman from miami "angel hernandez". jesus dave.  :flush:

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2011, 09:40:13 PM »
If you put Dave and Jason King in a room with Bill Self . . . who would get on Bill Self's di_k faster?


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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2011, 09:41:53 PM »
If you put Dave and Jason King in a room with Bill Self . . . who would get on Bill Self's di_k faster?



depends on who could take their white hood off the fastest.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2011, 12:02:46 AM »
If you put Dave and Jason King in a room with Bill Self . . . who would get on Bill Self's di_k faster?



They'd probably form a human centipede.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2011, 08:25:56 AM »
He spent the last 2 minutes of the game in Bram in 08 talking about Memphis and who should be number 1.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2011, 10:57:00 AM »
Dave Armstrong is great. eff the haters.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2011, 11:26:39 AM »
Dave Armstrong is great. eff the haters.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2011, 02:08:05 PM »
Dave Armstrong is great. eff the haters.

You're trying too hard again.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2011, 02:36:13 PM »
no, I really enjoy him, kougs.

I've been 100% consistent on this. I've been hearing him call PHillips 66 games as long as I can remember, but don't watch KU games, so I don't hate him.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2011, 02:47:26 PM »
Noting that Dave would likely fight King to the death for a chance at Self is not any indication of a hatred towards the man.


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Re: Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2011, 08:14:35 PM »
Dave seems very sincere in his love for us when on the radio.  He is either sincere or a sociopath. Eitherway its interesting.  A good lie is every bit as interesting as the truth.

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Re: Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2011, 08:33:22 PM »
Dave seems very sincere in his love for us when on the radio.  He is either sincere or a sociopath. Eitherway its interesting.  A good lie is every bit as interesting as the truth.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2012, 02:10:36 AM »
My hatred of him has nothing to do with any perceived slights toward K-State. It's about him being a god-awful play-by-play guy.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2012, 09:16:09 AM »
Dave Armstrong, early season, picked the 'Cats to finish in the lower third of the conference, and be a bubble team.  I thought that was a reasonable assessment for what he had seen at the time.  He's been doing the Phillips 66 stuff for so long, he's like a fixture, and a better play-by-play guy than most.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2012, 10:12:13 AM »
no, I really enjoy him, kougs.

I've been 100% consistent on this. I've been hearing him call PHillips 66 games as long as I can remember, but don't watch KU games, so I don't hate him.

this is true.  rusty has loved dave for years.  dating back to his love for ron prince.  i do remember this.


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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2012, 11:22:08 AM »
no, I really enjoy him, kougs.

I've been 100% consistent on this. I've been hearing him call PHillips 66 games as long as I can remember, but don't watch KU games, so I don't hate him.

this is true.  rusty has loved dave for years.  dating back to his love for ron prince.  i do remember this.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2012, 01:14:51 PM »
Dave sucks. He needs to retire before he drops an n bomb

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2012, 06:29:15 PM »
no, I really enjoy him, kougs.

I've been 100% consistent on this. I've been hearing him call PHillips 66 games as long as I can remember, but don't watch KU games, so I don't hate him.

you like everyone, so it means nothing.  armstrong sucks.
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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2012, 10:43:21 AM »
no, I really enjoy him, kougs.

I've been 100% consistent on this. I've been hearing him call PHillips 66 games as long as I can remember, but don't watch KU games, so I don't hate him.

you like everyone, so it means nothing.  armstrong sucks.

I hate Clark Kellogg with a rough ridin' passion. And I like Armstrong more than most PbP guys. Boog, Gus, and Sean are the only ones I like more off the top of my head. And they're all national guys.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2012, 11:04:36 AM »
armstrong is national.


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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2012, 11:55:39 AM »
Mitch > Armstrong *













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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2012, 12:01:50 PM »
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Mitch > Armstrong *

Both suck but Mitch is less a homer than KU Armstrong. The only play-by-play guy I've heard to challenge him on that score is the bald guy who does the OKC Thunder games.

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2012, 12:16:07 PM »
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Mitch > Armstrong *

Both suck but Mitch is less a homer than KU Armstrong. The only play-by-play guy I've heard to challenge him on that score is the bald guy who does the OKC Thunder games.

Man, has Doug Bell become the best of the Phillips 66 PbP guys?

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Re: Dave Armstrong is a tool
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2012, 12:17:10 PM »
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Mitch > Armstrong *

Both suck but Mitch is less a homer than KU Armstrong. The only play-by-play guy I've heard to challenge him on that score is the bald guy who does the OKC Thunder games.

Man, has Doug Bell become the best of the Phillips 66 PbP guys?

No. It's just the local gpc wannabes that thinks Dave Armstrong is too much of a "homer".