Author Topic: Bevo and Her Bitches Conference (Read 4076 times)

hawginar · « **on:** December 29, 2011, 09:56:02 PM »

I have to say I'm losing respect. I'm thinking that Gaylor at 14 is a stretch.

Guessing ok lite gonna get rolled by another weak pac 12 team.

Gonna put pressure on kstate jayhawks and guessing just gonna be more of the same.

ESPN gonna have to rethink the bs they fed the nation about the bevo conference being any good.

WEAK WEAK WEAK......

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:00:26 PM »

I have no idea what this guy is trying to say

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:05:09 PM »

Why do pigaggie fans have such dick envy of Texas?

Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:06:59 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 29, 2011, 10:05:09 PM

Why do pigaggie fans have such dick envy of Texas?

That's a really good question. At first, I thought it was because UT owned them for so, so many years. But, now I think it's because the Big 12 teams, along with UT, will end up making more money per school from media deals than SEC teams.

RightMeow · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:07:39 PM »

He's trying to say that the Big 12 is 2-0 pretty easily (3-0 if you count Mizzou & TCU) and is about to go 3-0 (4-0) after Baylor stops toying with Washington.

Rams · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:10:04 PM »

Quote from: RightMeow on December 29, 2011, 10:07:39 PM

He's trying to say that the Big 12 is 2-0 pretty easily (3-0 if you count Mizzou & TCU) and is about to go 3-0 (4-0) after Baylor stops toying with Washington.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2011, 06:40:32 AM »

Texas 56 Arkansas 21

Pretty surprised to see that number, but it explains a lot.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2011, 07:23:56 AM »

I'm weak at bbs'n, but these pigaggie fans make me look and feel elite. Exceedingly weak posts by hawginar. I'll sit back and wait for the obligatory trash talk about how his team only got beat up by the big brothers of his confy.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2011, 09:42:42 AM »

OMFG!!! Gaylor See what he did there guys, it rhymes with Baylor!!!! I just picked myself up off the floor after that one. My cubicle neighbors are looking at me weird from all the laughing, kinda embarassing. Man, LOL's all around on that one.

KITNfury · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2011, 09:56:54 AM »

It's hard for me to even comprehend how a team could have a losing record to Texas.

mcmwcat · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2011, 10:17:29 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on December 30, 2011, 06:40:32 AM

Texas 56 Arkansas 21

Pretty surprised to see that number, but it explains a lot.

ouch: http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/opp-opp.pl?start=1869&end=2010&team1=Texas&team2=Arkansas

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2011, 10:41:56 AM »

Quote from: KITNfury on December 30, 2011, 09:56:54 AM

It's hard for me to even comprehend how a team could have a losing record to Texas.

Or Arkansas

eastcat · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2011, 12:35:49 PM »

Washington isn't bad, they beat nebraska in their bowl game last year.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2011, 12:38:05 PM »

The Hoggies are still pissed at Tejas for the annual events that occurred roughly half a century ago. Here's a brief history lesson:

Darrell Royal would call up Chuck Broyles wife the week of Arkansaw's annual "Super Bowl" game against the Horns. Ol' Darrell arranges a little rendezvous with Chuck's hag and proceeds to hammer the beef drapes in the same fashion his teams usually treated the Hogs. All Chuck could do was congratulate Mr. Royal on a job well done and hope Ma had brushed her tooth, then go drown his sorrows with some homemade turpentine wine.

Really sad, Hoggies being the Horns jizz rag all those years.

FHSU92 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:03:51 PM »

Quote from: mcmwcat on December 30, 2011, 10:17:29 AM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on December 30, 2011, 06:40:32 AM
Texas 56 Arkansas 21

Pretty surprised to see that number, but it explains a lot.

ouch: http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/opp-opp.pl?start=1869&end=2010&team1=Texas&team2=Arkansas

FAIL...I'm sure K-State's record vs Texas is even worse than that

No way little ol' K-State would have a better record vs the Longhorns than THE Razorbacks, right?

OH Carp!!! since 1990...KSU 5 UT 2, while UArk 3 UT 3

-- about as surprising as learning PetitJean is more of a hill than a mountain.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:28:19 PM »

Quote

-- about as surprising as learning PetitJean is more of a hill than a mountain.

Shut your whore mouth before speaking about PetitJean--the mountain, or the park.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on December 30, 2011, 09:42:42 AM

OMFG!!! Gaylor See what he did there guys, it rhymes with Baylor!!!! I just picked myself up off the floor after that one. My cubicle neighbors are looking at me weird from all the laughing, kinda embarassing. Man, LOL's all around on that one.

Then you're going to have to explain it to me because it is over my head

FHSU92 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:37:50 PM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on December 30, 2011, 01:28:19 PM

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-- about as surprising as learning PetitJean is more of a hill than a mountain.

Shut your whore mouth before speaking about PetitJean--the mountain, or the park.

Been there, and it's pretty and all, but not a mountain. Kinda like Pinnacle "Mountain" wouldntya say?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2011, 07:46:00 PM »

So both KSU and Bevo own Pigaggies. No surprise

poopsammich · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2011, 11:45:24 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on December 29, 2011, 10:00:26 PM

I have no idea what this guy is trying to say

Shocker.

poopsammich · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2011, 11:46:56 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 29, 2011, 10:05:09 PM

Why do pigaggie fans have such dick envy of Texas?

Imagine that man of taste and distinction. Kinda like reaching and adding "aggie" to all opponents who forget you......mommy

SdK · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2011, 11:51:07 PM »

Quote from: poopsammich on December 30, 2011, 11:45:24 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on December 29, 2011, 10:00:26 PM
I have no idea what this guy is trying to say

Shocker.

Quote from: poopsammich on December 30, 2011, 11:46:56 PM

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 29, 2011, 10:05:09 PM
Why do pigaggie fans have such dick envy of Texas?

Imagine that man of taste and distinction. Kinda like reaching and adding "aggie" to all opponents who forget you......mommy

these two in conjunction with your name...it appears you are into assplay sir. Get that prostate stimulated!!!!