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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #50 on: December 29, 2011, 10:15:30 PM »
He's so good at football that I bet you angels are rough ridin' crying right now.  Angels.  

I mean, I want Baylors defense to continue to give up a shitload of points just so we can see RG3 do more cool stuff.  I don't even care that he has a lazy eye.  

I'm glad you brought that up, because that's been bugging me.  How the eff can he be so accurate?  Looks like he could stand at a corner and look down both streets at the same time.  :dunno:
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #51 on: December 29, 2011, 10:19:26 PM »
Approximately 9 of their last 10 plays have been throwing it the outside.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #52 on: December 29, 2011, 10:21:20 PM »
Approximately 9 of their last 10 plays have been throwing it the outside.

Setting them up.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #53 on: December 29, 2011, 10:22:12 PM »
Come on Bennett!

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #54 on: December 29, 2011, 10:26:11 PM »
3 and out, here we go RG3... :emawkid:

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2011, 10:29:26 PM »
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2011, 10:30:00 PM »
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #57 on: December 29, 2011, 10:30:05 PM »
BAYLOR'S GOT IT!

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #58 on: December 29, 2011, 10:31:03 PM »
 :runaway:
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #59 on: December 29, 2011, 10:31:35 PM »
San Antonio is very nice.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #60 on: December 29, 2011, 10:32:25 PM »
lol @ the idea of a baptist jesus.
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #61 on: December 29, 2011, 10:33:50 PM »
whoever said VY is better that RG3 is mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #62 on: December 29, 2011, 10:33:53 PM »
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #63 on: December 29, 2011, 10:33:56 PM »
 :excited:

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #64 on: December 29, 2011, 10:34:02 PM »
 :surprised:
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #65 on: December 29, 2011, 10:34:26 PM »
whoever said VY is better that RG3 is mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

in college, he was

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #66 on: December 29, 2011, 10:34:41 PM »
omg
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #67 on: December 29, 2011, 10:36:07 PM »
whoever said VY is better that RG3 is mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Can confirm.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #68 on: December 29, 2011, 10:37:32 PM »
lol this game is bananas. there might be 120 points.
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #69 on: December 29, 2011, 10:38:08 PM »
Someone make a gif of that Baylor fan PI'ing the Washington player that scored.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #70 on: December 29, 2011, 10:38:23 PM »
whoever said VY is better that RG3 is mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Can confirm.

don't you dare

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #71 on: December 29, 2011, 10:38:41 PM »
this is getting a little ridiculous, you guys.  :sdeek:
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #72 on: December 29, 2011, 10:39:01 PM »
VY was better

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #73 on: December 29, 2011, 10:39:16 PM »
#8 for Baylor may be done.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #74 on: December 29, 2011, 10:39:26 PM »
Wtf is the o/u on this game, anyway?    :surprised: