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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2011, 09:08:17 PM »
Is RG3 the best player in Big XII history?   :dunno: maybe

VY

I'll take RG3.

VY is the best college football player, ever.  He could score whenever he wanted to, it was amazing.

wut?  RG3 plays with less talent than VY.  RG3's arm is 1000 times better, and he's faster, and smarter.  Next.

Baylor has the leading rusher and leading receiver in the big12.  Kendall Wright is projected as a 1st round pick.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2011, 09:10:51 PM »
Is RG3 the best player in Big XII history?   :dunno: maybe

VY

I'll take RG3.

VY is the best college football player, ever.  He could score whenever he wanted to, it was amazing.

wut?  RG3 plays with less talent than VY.  RG3's arm is 1000 times better, and he's faster, and smarter.  Next.

Baylor has the leading rusher and leading receiver in the big12.  Kendall Wright is projected as a 1st round pick.

Texas' overall talent was much greater.  If all else is equal, I'd take RG3 over VY.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2011, 09:12:26 PM »
Guys, guys, let's just agree that RG3 is dreamy and we want Clark Hunt to sell the Chiefs to an owner who will trade up for RG3.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2011, 09:14:13 PM »
Baylor defense is crap.
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2011, 09:16:31 PM »
Baylor defense is crap.

Are they THAT bad, or is Washington pretty good?  Or both?

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2011, 09:17:41 PM »
Baylor defense is crap.

Phil Bennett is garbage

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2011, 09:22:17 PM »
Are the Arkansas fans watching this game? 

Do you hayseeds still think we haven't seen a passing game like yours?

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2011, 09:27:19 PM »
Baylor defense is crap.

Are they THAT bad, or is Washington pretty good?  Or both?

Well, they're d-backs don't even attempt to stay within 7 yds of any receiver.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2011, 09:29:28 PM »
Guys, guys, let's just agree that RG3 is dreamy and we want Clark Hunt to sell the Chiefs to an owner who will trade up for RG3.

Confirmed

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2011, 09:31:25 PM »
HOLY crap, WE HAVE A BARN BURNER!

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #35 on: December 29, 2011, 09:36:21 PM »
RG3 is a dumbass when it comes to moving around the pocket and avoiding pressure.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2011, 09:37:42 PM »
Baylor  :flush:
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2011, 09:38:04 PM »
Welp, Baylor's defense is officially rough ridin' garbage.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2011, 09:38:27 PM »
Pete, I think you prayed to the wrong Jesus.  Try a different one.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2011, 09:38:32 PM »
I still think Baylor wins this.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2011, 09:38:48 PM »
Baylor D is Cosh-a-licious tonight.
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2011, 09:39:05 PM »
This is the most embarrassed I have ever been to be associated with the Big 12.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2011, 09:39:26 PM »
I still think Baylor wins this.

Their defense isn't even coming remotely close to stopping them.

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2011, 09:40:05 PM »
I still think Baylor wins this.

Their defense isn't even coming remotely close to stopping them.

BAYLOR WILL WIN THIS!

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2011, 09:43:41 PM »
Chris Speilman seems to be slurring his words. 

Thirsty?
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #45 on: December 29, 2011, 09:43:54 PM »
I still think Baylor wins this.

Their defense isn't even coming remotely close to stopping them.

BAYLOR WILL WIN THIS!

the FG will be the difference

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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #46 on: December 29, 2011, 09:59:04 PM »
Baylor -10  :curse:
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #47 on: December 29, 2011, 09:59:22 PM »
This is the most embarrassed I have ever been to be associated with the Big 12.

I'd go with

http://espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=302472305


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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
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Re: Dear Baptist Jesus: Please let Baylor win by 200 points tonight
« Reply #49 on: December 29, 2011, 10:11:49 PM »
If this keeps up, I make RG3 go out there and play Safety as well.