Why can't we just have it be Victor?? The guy is only here one more semester, so we won't have to blame him for things very long. There is clearly no obvious consensus, so we are going to HAVE to pick somebody even though they will all have their flaws(strengths). He is obviously the one who is the biggest fracktard on the court for our team. He sucks donkey dick. I know he isn't out there very often, but there is never an excuse to suck donkey dick. Maybe he could be our iGoat (imaginarygoat?) since we don't have a real one?