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Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« on: December 23, 2011, 09:10:48 PM »
Just wondering. Had a beaker today say that Dayne Crist  would have a better season next yr than Klein did this year.  :surprised:

Please discuss.


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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 09:12:38 PM »
could happen, weird thread title

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 09:14:26 PM »
What fake body parts does Dayne Crist have?  I have to assume Front Butt is supported by a system of hydraulic lifts.

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 09:21:04 PM »
Rumblings of 2 fake knees and lost his job to a 2 star. Just asking because I heard he is going to account for approx 35 td's next yr and be better than Klien.  Will front butt use the cane or golf cart on the sideline, TIA.  

Front Butt just got a new hip, new stomache a while back etc.

Again, just asking. Great hire.
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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2011, 09:22:33 PM »
has a chance to be great. 

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2011, 09:26:01 PM »
has a chance to be great. 

So did Gill.  Didn't work out.  I'm tired of the pigaggies so I thought I would bring up something else.

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 09:26:26 PM »
rock chalk crist. very scary stuff in lawrence. will webb stick around? he showed flashes.

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 09:29:46 PM »
rock chalk crist. very scary stuff in lawrence. will webb stick around? he showed flashes.
webb will stick, unlikely Crist will stay healthy all year

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2011, 09:31:29 PM »
this is why weis was the best hire they could make.  has a chance to make it special.  bob huggins to ksu is a very good comparo. 

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2011, 02:23:49 AM »
this is why weis was the best hire they could make.  has a chance to make it special.  bob huggins to ksu is a very good comparo. 

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2011, 03:18:40 AM »
"Front Butt" is Ruffin Mcneil.  Always has been.  Always will be.



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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2011, 07:20:22 AM »
this thread has COOL written all over it, ever thing from the cool title, the cool post, hell, even the OP spells his name reel cool.  I can only hope that this year for Christmas some of this cool rubs off on me.   :ksu:
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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2011, 08:16:44 AM »

Who is Dayne Crist?  Why would ku ever score 35 tds?  Unless he's a DT or a SS, they're still going to blow.

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2011, 09:23:04 AM »
Hey ReelBigJ, Pro-tip: Squawks are delusional. He will not be better than Klein was this year.

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2011, 10:04:15 AM »
I do not see any difference in talent from this kid and Grant Gregory. 

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2011, 10:33:15 AM »
this is why weis was the best hire they could make.  has a chance to make it special.  bob huggins to ksu is a very good comparo.

Good comparo. Even if he doesn't win many games, he could be like John Blake at OU (who really set the bar for best case scenario fails from a program perspective).
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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2011, 03:58:32 PM »
this is why weis was the best hire they could make.  has a chance to make it special.  bob huggins to ksu is a very good comparo. 

 Reminds me more of Schellenberger to Oklahoma

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2011, 04:42:44 PM »
I'm not sure why having a bionic athlete would be a bad thing. :shrug:

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Re: Who Has More Fake Body Parts? Dayne Crist or Front Butt?
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2011, 01:55:21 AM »
This is their GRCOAT, let your Kansas friend enjoy it. :thumbs: