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The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« on: December 23, 2011, 04:48:28 PM »
Well friens its that time of year oncet again when that seer sage sothsayer of football compiles a list of bowl matchups and at times tweaks things here and there on the occasion when teams deserve to be in a different bowl, I'll discuss the x's and o's and talk about feature matchups so without much furtehr ado lets get started.

Hiwian Bowl pits Nevada and So. Miss 21-16 Eagles

Indpendence Bowl Mizzou v N. Carolina should be K-State v N. Carolina since Indpependent Bowl is one of the Big Xll Big 10 Big 9 Big 11 Better tie ins they deserve one of the better teams in the Big Xll Big 10 Big 9 Big 11 and Mizzou being an SEC team now needs to be in the kind of bowl worthy of an SEC team.   KSU pulling out a narrow win 11-9

Little Cesar Bowl Perdue v.  W. Mich  in a close and hard fought game the Boilmakers  21-15

Belk Bowl has Louisville against NC State even though Coach Bobby Petrino is no longer coaching Loiusville he built the foundation and the Cardinals are no longer just known for Basketball  Louisville wins 21-17

Military Bowl has AirForce v. Toledo Falcons win but closer than the experts think 21-19

Holiday Bowl is California v Texas should be California v Oklahoma St. with the golden bears outdriving the pokes 21-10

Champ Sports Bowl with Florida St. v Notre Dame too many whites playin for ND, FSU wins 21-10

Alamo Bowl Baylor v Tulsa I have the Hurricane edging out Baylor 21-7

Pinstripe Bowl is Iowa St v. Rutgers should be Texas v. ISU in a Xll Big 10 Big 9 Big 11 rematch with Texas by pulling it out at the end 21-20

Music City Bowl has Miss. St and Wake Forest  with the Bulldogs annihilating the Deacons 3-2

Insight Bowl has Iowa v Ou, the Sooners really miss Frank Broyles illegitimate son and once again we'll see Big game Bob drop a heartbreaker 51-18

Car Care Bowl aTm V  Northwestern but should be Rutgers v. Northwestern with NW winning handily 21 3

Georgia Tech and Utah will square off in the Sun Bowl with GT winning 21-8

Ethiopia Bowl is UCLA v Illinoise Paul Petrinoless Illinoise drops this one to UCLA by a score of 21-5

Liberty Bowl Vandy v. Cincy this ain't your grandma's Vandy anymore, Vanderbilt in a laugher 42-11

Auburn and Virgina play in the Peach Bowl SEC v ACC this is a no brainer, 21-12  war damn eagle

Ticket City Bowl pits Houston and Penn St.  Joe Pa will be in the stands with all the victims he's been prayin for but it won't be enough Houston rebounds with a 21-19 victory

Cap 1 Should be Former Big Xll Big 10 Big 9 Big 11 foes Nebraska v. aTM newly admitted to the SEC aTm brezzing past NU 42-6

Gator Bowl Florida v Ohio St.  Buckeyes win easily making Muschamp wish he had stayed in the Big Xll Big 10 Big 9 Big 11 where he measures up better with the competition.  

Outback should be Mich St. v  Oregon, Ducks all the way 21-11




Rose Bowl should be Wisconsin v. S. Carolina with the Cocks winning 21-15

Fiesta Bowl should be UGA v. Stanford and the Bulldogs pull off the upset 21-17

Sugar Bowl should be The Arkansas Razorbacks v. Michigan with the hogs tying shoelaces shoes to the tune of 44-10

Cotton Bowl should be Virginia Tech v. Mizzou with Mizzou winning 21-20

Orange Clemson v WVU, tigers win 21-0

And teh BCS Championship LSU v Bama with Satan enacts some reveng with a 6-3 drubbin of :Lester  



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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup thread. . .
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 09:18:17 PM »
FWIW, I'm glad the SEC didn't make it into the Orange Bowl.

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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup thread. . .
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 09:21:03 PM »
Stopped reading after the Mizzou BS   :jerk:

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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup thread. . .
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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 03:12:31 PM »
It looks to me like Marlberry Sqeezins is givin away free gold nuggets for you betters
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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2011, 07:53:38 AM »
It looks to me like Marlberry Sqeezins is givin away free gold nuggets for you betters

Malberry's record over the last 8 years is 72-23 is all, now I don't pick every single bowl game but I pick most of 'em with this year being the most aggressive yet but Ole Squeezins' off to a good start.

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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2011, 09:21:16 PM »
It looks to me like Marlberry Sqeezins is givin away free gold nuggets for you betters

Malberry's record over the last 8 years is 72-23 is all, now I don't pick every single bowl game but I pick most of 'em with this year being the most aggressive yet but Ole Squeezins' off to a good start.

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sometimes when I don't  see Malbery's point I'll just take my money that I have made (bettin what he says) out and stand on it and I can see a little better. 

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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2011, 11:01:39 PM »
It looks to me like Marlberry Sqeezins is givin away free gold nuggets for you betters

Malberry's record over the last 8 years is 72-23 is all, now I don't pick every single bowl game but I pick most of 'em with this year being the most aggressive yet but Ole Squeezins' off to a good start.

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sometimes when I don't  see Malbery's point I'll just take my money that I have made (bettin what he says) out and stand on it and I can see a little better. 

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Maybe you oughta take Ole Squeezins' tips and win some of that easy money.  Just a word of warning, don't bet on the Cotton Bowl.  I feel bad vibes coming your way on that day.  Just hang around the pond and keep the frogs happy.  You'll need all the money from the other tips to pay your Mod fees.
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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2011, 07:58:08 PM »
looks like Ole Squeezins is right oncet again.  I know, the Independence bowl was one that I switched teams but the bottom line is North Carolina lost.  Mizzou proved they are an SEC team in waiting today, and I still hold to my perdiction that the wildcats should have been the Big 12, 10, 9, 11 representative and would have beaten NC.

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« Last Edit: December 26, 2011, 08:00:40 PM by Malberry Squeezins »
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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2011, 08:18:39 PM »
Perdue wins 3-0
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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2011, 10:57:54 PM »
I don't want your free money.....Homewrecker!
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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2011, 11:05:18 PM »
Well, in a battle of witless idiots, NC ST gives Ole Squeeze his first blemish of the Bowl Season.

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Re: The 8th Annual Malberry Squeezin Bowl Matchup Extravaganza. . .
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2011, 11:10:18 PM »
I don't want your free money.....Homewrecker!

I believe we've already established that you were already wreckin the home a good 5 minutes before I arrived
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