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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2011, 09:08:33 PM »
Question for Arkansastards:

How does it make you feel that you have to ride the coattails of the Bama's and Florida's of the world so you can brag about the SEC being the best conference while your team lingers in mediocrity and contributed exactly zero national titles to the 6 year streak?

Hypothetical: Would you be more proud if
a) the SEC loses all it's bowl games except the Cotton, and the title game is another 9-6 snorefest, and thus ESPN and other media outlets trash the SEC as pathetic posers

b) the SEC wins all it's bowl games EXCEPT the Cotton, and the national title game is a 35-34 barnburner, thus exposing your school as the sisters of the poor of the SEC

You will always be Kansas State.  You have the worst all time winning percentage of all Big 12 teams.  Historically, Iowa State owns you  :facepalm:

That is not a valid answer. I know I used big words they didn't teach you before you dropped out of school in the 4th grade, but please try and re-read the question and provide a valid answer. In fact I don't even care about the first one, just a simple A or B will do.

P.S. "Valid" means real

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2011, 09:12:06 PM »
Question for Arkansastards:

How does it make you feel that you have to ride the coattails of the Bama's and Florida's of the world so you can brag about the SEC being the best conference while your team lingers in mediocrity and contributed exactly zero national titles to the 6 year streak?

Hypothetical: Would you be more proud if
a) the SEC loses all it's bowl games except the Cotton, and the title game is another 9-6 snorefest, and thus ESPN and other media outlets trash the SEC as pathetic posers

b) the SEC wins all it's bowl games EXCEPT the Cotton, and the national title game is a 35-34 barnburner, thus exposing your school as the sisters of the poor of the SEC

You will always be Kansas State.  You have the worst all time winning percentage of all Big 12 teams.  Historically, Iowa State owns you  :facepalm:

That is not a valid answer. I know I used big words they didn't teach you before you dropped out of school in the 4th grade, but please try and re-read the question and provide a valid answer. In fact I don't even care about the first one, just a simple A or B will do.

P.S. "Valid" means real

Awwwe.  Something touched a nerve?  Poor baby. 

Why won't you answer the question? It's not like I'm a cop at your door asking why there are empty barrels of ammonia in your front yard.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2011, 09:17:17 PM »
Question for Arkansastards:

How does it make you feel that you have to ride the coattails of the Bama's and Florida's of the world so you can brag about the SEC being the best conference while your team lingers in mediocrity and contributed exactly zero national titles to the 6 year streak?

Hypothetical: Would you be more proud if
a) the SEC loses all it's bowl games except the Cotton, and the title game is another 9-6 snorefest, and thus ESPN and other media outlets trash the SEC as pathetic posers

b) the SEC wins all it's bowl games EXCEPT the Cotton, and the national title game is a 35-34 barnburner, thus exposing your school as the sisters of the poor of the SEC

You will always be Kansas State.  You have the worst all time winning percentage of all Big 12 teams.  Historically, Iowa State owns you  :facepalm:

That is not a valid answer. I know I used big words they didn't teach you before you dropped out of school in the 4th grade, but please try and re-read the question and provide a valid answer. In fact I don't even care about the first one, just a simple A or B will do.

P.S. "Valid" means real

Awwwe.  Something touched a nerve?  Poor baby. 

Why won't you answer the question? It's not like I'm a cop at your door asking why there are empty barrels of ammonia in your front yard.

SEC envy.  Sucks for you.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2011, 09:17:57 PM »
Question for Arkansastards:

How does it make you feel that you have to ride the coattails of the Bama's and Florida's of the world so you can brag about the SEC being the best conference while your team lingers in mediocrity and contributed exactly zero national titles to the 6 year streak?

Hypothetical: Would you be more proud if
a) the SEC loses all it's bowl games except the Cotton, and the title game is another 9-6 snorefest, and thus ESPN and other media outlets trash the SEC as pathetic posers

b) the SEC wins all it's bowl games EXCEPT the Cotton, and the national title game is a 35-34 barnburner, thus exposing your school as the sisters of the poor of the SEC

The answer is Both A and B.  The hogs will win the Cotton Bowl, the NC game will be a snorefest and most of the SEC teams will win their Bowl games I've been trying to talk x's and o's ever since I signed up and even though these are some pretty lame questions what should we expect from someone whos named himself after a sausage king
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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2011, 09:21:36 PM »
Hey guys I bet every SEC team wins their bowl game!   :excited:

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2011, 09:22:24 PM »


The answer is Both A and B.  The hogs will win the Cotton Bowl, the NC game will be a snorefest and most of the SEC teams will win their Bowl games I've been trying to talk x's and o's ever since I signed up and even though these are some pretty lame questions what should we expect from someone whos named himself after a sausage king

At least you managed to use two punctuation marks in your paragraph. You must have actually went to your college. :thumbs:

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2011, 09:26:10 PM »


The answer is Both A and B.  The hogs will win the Cotton Bowl, the NC game will be a snorefest and most of the SEC teams will win their Bowl games I've been trying to talk x's and o's ever since I signed up and even though these are some pretty lame questions what should we expect from someone whos named himself after a sausage king

At least you managed to use two punctuation marks in your paragraph. You must have actually went to your college. :thumbs:

throw down the grammer police I see I bet you were milk monitor today in school weren't you
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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2011, 09:28:57 PM »


The answer is Both A and B.  The hogs will win the Cotton Bowl, the NC game will be a snorefest and most of the SEC teams will win their Bowl games I've been trying to talk x's and o's ever since I signed up and even though these are some pretty lame questions what should we expect from someone whos named himself after a sausage king

At least you managed to use two punctuation marks in your paragraph. You must have actually went to your college. :thumbs:

Relax.  Remove the lump of coal from your ass and take a breath.  It's a message board not an English paper.  You faggots type LOL and other gay ass shorthand like a 13 year old girls.  You are bottom feeders in a mediocre conference.  That's your reality.  It is what it is.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2011, 09:30:38 PM »


The answer is Both A and B.  The hogs will win the Cotton Bowl, the NC game will be a snorefest and most of the SEC teams will win their Bowl games I've been trying to talk x's and o's ever since I signed up and even though these are some pretty lame questions what should we expect from someone whos named himself after a sausage king

At least you managed to use two punctuation marks in your paragraph. You must have actually went to your college. :thumbs:

throw down the grammer police I see I bet you were milk monitor today in school weren't you

There are milk monitors in Bakers College? :surprised:

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2011, 09:31:44 PM »


Relax.  Remove the lump of coal from your ass and take a breath.  It's a message board not an English paper.  You faggots type LOL and other gay ass shorthand like a 13 year old girls.  You are bottom feeders in a mediocre conference.  That's your reality.  It is what it is.

Your reality is that you are a homophobic bigot. Arkansas people are disgusting, complete trash.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2011, 09:32:27 PM »
Man, i'm pretty depressed about this all time win thing.  What's KSU's record against Arkansas all time?

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2011, 09:34:17 PM »
If this game was in Fayetteville, I would be worried. But the fact that you had to squeak out wins against Vandy and Ole Miss in games away from home, not to forget getting embarrassed by LSU and Alabama.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2011, 09:34:41 PM »


Relax.  Remove the lump of coal from your ass and take a breath.  It's a message board not an English paper.  You faggots type LOL and other gay ass shorthand like a 13 year old girls.  You are bottom feeders in a mediocre conference.  That's your reality.  It is what it is.

Your reality is that you are a homophobic bigot. Arkansas people are disgusting, complete trash.

you really aren't one of the sharper rockets on this board are you Abe I have to admit I expected more from you with the clever handle and all
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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2011, 09:37:52 PM »
Man, i'm pretty depressed about this all time win thing.  What's KSU's record against Arkansas all time?

I read in a different post that it was 3-1 but I think that idot was talking about basketball I don't have a clue what it is in football but I do recall watching KSU play Arkansas a long time ago and it was a pretty bad asswhoopin that we laid on y'all but I don't remember the score
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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2011, 09:40:31 PM »
Man, i'm pretty depressed about this all time win thing.  What's KSU's record against Arkansas all time?

Not as bad as Ksu record against Iowa St.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2011, 09:43:37 PM »
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I do recall watching KSU play Arkansas a long time ago and it was a pretty bad asswhoopin that we laid on y'all but I don't remember the score

Well, that's the line on about any Div I opponent up to, like, 20 years ago.  I don't think KSU has played Arkansas in those 20 years.  So, yeah, you're pretty much on par with Iowa State (an opponent I respect more than Arkansas).

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2011, 09:44:03 PM »
Man, i'm pretty depressed about this all time win thing.  What's KSU's record against Arkansas all time?

I read in a different post that it was 3-1 but I think that idot was talking about basketball I don't have a clue what it is in football but I do recall watching KSU play Arkansas a long time ago and it was a pretty bad asswhoopin that we laid on y'all but I don't remember the score

Oh, so you remember that game in 1967?   :jerk:

Yeah, it's 3-1, by the way.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2011, 09:44:51 PM »
Question for Arkansastards:

How does it make you feel that you have to ride the coattails of the Bama's and Florida's of the world so you can brag about the SEC being the best conference while your team lingers in mediocrity and contributed exactly zero national titles to the 6 year streak?

Hypothetical: Would you be more proud if
a) the SEC loses all it's bowl games except the Cotton, and the title game is another 9-6 snorefest, and thus ESPN and other media outlets trash the SEC as pathetic posers

b) the SEC wins all it's bowl games EXCEPT the Cotton, and the national title game is a 35-34 barnburner, thus exposing your school as the sisters of the poor of the SEC

Trick question. Since both of your idiotic hypothetical scenarios are based on the same false premise, (that there's some chance we'll lose to the ragtag band of 1-star recruits you call a team) neither option is plausible. Therefore, "salmon" is as valid an answer as any other.

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Re: Know what pisses me off about the SEC?
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2011, 09:46:51 PM »
If this game was in Fayetteville, I would be worried. But the fact that you had to squeak out wins against Vandy and Ole Miss in games away from home, not to forget getting embarrassed by LSU and Alabama.

I agree, but then KSU squeaked out wins of Eastern Kentucky (must be another Bakers College) at home :surprised: Miami FL and Iowa State, while getting embarrassed by OU, and losing to OSU is embarrasing in itself.  Levels the playing field.  
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« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2011, 09:47:26 PM »
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I do recall watching KSU play Arkansas a long time ago and it was a pretty bad asswhoopin that we laid on y'all but I don't remember the score

Well, that's the line on about any Div I opponent up to, like, 20 years ago.  I don't think KSU has played Arkansas in those 20 years.  So, yeah, you're pretty much on par with Iowa State (an opponent I respect more than Arkansas).

hey you can untangle that tampon string around your junk I can't help it if the last time we played was a long time ago and the asswhoopin was over the top but all is not lost we found common ground I respect Iowa St more than you too
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« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2011, 09:48:40 PM »
If this game was in Fayetteville, I would be worried. But the fact that you had to squeak out wins against Vandy and Ole Miss in games away from home, not to forget getting embarrassed by LSU and Alabama.

I agree, but then KSU squeaked out wins of Eastern Kentucky (must be another Bakers College) at home :surprised: Miami FL and Iowa State, while getting embarrassed by Bama, and losing to OSU is embarrasing in itself.  Levels the playing field.  

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« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2011, 09:50:17 PM »
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I do recall watching KSU play Arkansas a long time ago and it was a pretty bad asswhoopin that we laid on y'all but I don't remember the score

Well, that's the line on about any Div I opponent up to, like, 20 years ago.  I don't think KSU has played Arkansas in those 20 years.  So, yeah, you're pretty much on par with Iowa State (an opponent I respect more than Arkansas).

hey you can untangle that tampon string around your junk I can't help it if the last time we played was a long time ago and the asswhoopin was over the top but all is not lost we found common ground I respect Iowa St more than you too

Over the top = Making crap up, got it chief!   :jerk:

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« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2011, 09:56:13 PM »
Man, i'm pretty depressed about this all time win thing.  What's KSU's record against Arkansas all time?

I read in a different post that it was 3-1 but I think that idot was talking about basketball I don't have a clue what it is in football but I do recall watching KSU play Arkansas a long time ago and it was a pretty bad asswhoopin that we laid on y'all but I don't remember the score

Oh, so you remember that game in 1967?   :jerk:

Yeah, it's 3-1, by the way.

So you're hanging your hat on games played pre WWII wins.   :jerk:

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« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2011, 09:57:40 PM »
You will always be Kansas State.  You have the worst all time winning percentage of all Big 12 teams.  Historically, Iowa State owns you  :facepalm:

So you're hanging your hat on games played pre WWII wins.   :jerk:

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« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2011, 10:01:51 PM »
3-1 is domination.