The Dark Knight Rises - With Parenting Advice and Spoilers!

[Pete]

So, why does batman look all sad and serious when he's taking that nuke out to the ocean, if he knows the god damn auto pilot really does work?  It's not because he's giving up a fortune, because he had already gone bankrupt and likely wouldn't recoup because the rough ridin' energy source (on which his hopes of regaining his fortune) just blew up.

Also, is that chick he winds up living with in Italy supposed to be cat woman? 

I'm still going to put my spoilers in tiny font so you have to actively see what I'm saying about DKR. I hate spoilers.


It was. How were they living in Italy? Where did the money come from? How did Batman get back to the island?

She steals, bro.  Or, oscar had offshore accounts (ala Romney and Bain Capital...OMG, LEFT WING CONSPIRACY, ANYONE?) 

[Pete]

Why the eff did 2000 police officers end up slowly marching in a tightly boxed group toward artillery and machine guns and not get completely rough ridin' slaughtered? That was rough ridin' stupid. 

[8manpick]

I would assume any active poster on goEMAW is a smart/normal person. Besides 1 or 2....

ell oh ell

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[Dr Rick Daris]

I wouldn't totally discount people's opinions just because they haven't experienced the topic personally. 

Yeah, not totally. But who has a better idea of how marriage works; a married person or a single person? Who has a better idea of how parenting works; a parent or a non-parent? I will stick up for people unlike myself (minorities, left-handeds, red heads) when they are not around, but if they're around and tell me I'm wrong, I'll probably go ahead and assume I'm wrong.

I wouldn't.  I know a lot of shitty parents that I can assure you I know more about being a good parent then they do.  I think smart/normal people just know more then non smart/freako people no matter their experiences.  obviously not talking about anyone in this thread or this situation just in general. 

I would assume any active poster on goEMAW is a smart/normal person. Besides 1 or 2....

i think this is a bad assumption. i also don't know that there is a right or wrong opinion on the three month old to a movie thing. i mean, i'm 100% sure it's not any issue at all for the kid, but i bet i'm in the minority of parents that think it's fine and in an even smaller minority that thinks it's fine to bring one to a midnight showing.

in the end i guess i'm just absolutely positively sure that a person's outcome in life will not be affected whatsoever based on whether or not they were taken to a midnight movie as a three month old, so i just kind of lol at anyone that would judge a parent for doing it. again, i'm sure i'm in the minority.

[star seed 7]

just got back from the movie, and someone had a baby in there that cried 4 times, interupting the movie for everyone.

if you take a baby to a movie, you are selfish person.  it has nothing to do with the welfare of the child, and everything to do with you being an inconsiderate bad person to 100 other people.

[Pete]

just got back from the movie, and someone had a baby in there that cried 4 times, interupting the movie for everyone.

if you take a baby to a movie, you are selfish person.  it has nothing to do with the welfare of the child, and everything to do with you being an inconsiderate bad person to 100 other people.

Taking a baby to a movie is not a problem for anyone.  Failing to leave the theater when they cry is a problem.


Did you guys expect that hathaway chick who was the maid to really be the cat lady burgler and steal oscar Wayne's mom pearls, and steal oscar Wayne's finger prints from that safe?  I did not.

I also expected them to do more with his stolen finger prints than simply bankrupt him when they attacked the stock exchange.

[Dr Rick Daris]

just got back from the movie, and someone had a baby in there that cried 4 times, interupting the movie for everyone.

if you take a baby to a movie, you are selfish person.  it has nothing to do with the welfare of the child, and everything to do with you being an inconsiderate bad person to 100 other people.

i do think that parents letting a baby cry in a movie theater during a movie are very, very inconsiderate and should be kicked out or something. i don't think that someone taking a baby to a movie is a big deal. i do think that you are an idiot for not being able to figure out the difference between the two. also, what's up with the hathaway chicks hair? i think she should keep it a little longer. i mean she's so tall as it is she needs the longer hair to even stuff out or something.

[star seed 7]

according to RD, if you don't silence your phone and it starts ringing during a movie, you aren't an bad person until you answer it and start talking.

[star seed 7]

oh, and the first fight where batman gets his back broken, that was pretty rough ridin' awesome.

[Dr Rick Daris]

according to RD, if you don't silence your phone and it starts ringing during a movie, you aren't an bad person until you answer it and start talking.

according to you, you're an bad person if you bring your phone to the theater with you, it never makes a sound the entire time and then you stand up and quietly walk out when the movie is over. see how fun this is!

also, i heard the hathaway girl is engaged again. remeber that last engagement or marriage or whatever when the guy swindled everybody out of money or something. hopefully this guy is a better person.

[star seed 7]

so you put a bane mask/silencer on your kid?

GREAT PARENT RD GEEZ.

[Pete]

Batman refusing to use guns, even when someone is going to let off a rough ridin' nuclear bomb on Manhattan Island seems very, very stupid to me.  Why do people think Batman is so bad ass?

He fights all stiff like, and the bad guys just sort of stand there in a group and wait for it's their turn to fist fight him. 

I would just shoot batman in his rough ridin' naked mouth.  I would shoot him in his naked mouth with a shotgun and just be done with it.

[star seed 7]

Batman refusing to use guns, even when someone is going to let off a rough ridin' nuclear bomb on Manhattan Island seems very, very stupid to me.  Why do people think Batman is so bad ass?

He fights all stiff like, and the bad guys just sort of stand there in a group and wait for it's their turn to fist fight him. 

I would just shoot batman in his rough ridin' naked mouth.  I would shoot him in his naked mouth with a shotgun and just be done with it.

LOL like you're gonna get close enough to batman to do any damage with a shotgun, keep dreaming big boy!   

[Dr Rick Daris]

so you put a bane mask/silencer on your kid?

GREAT PARENT RD GEEZ.

it's really not that hard/uncommon to be able to get a three month old to sleep two hours straight without making a sound, but you're a rough ridin' idiot so i forgive you for not knowing this fairly common universally known fact. it's not your fault.

as far as the whole batman thing goes and why people don't shoot him in the mouth, i mean my answer to that would be that i guess it's just that it's a movie based on a comic book and it's not real life.

[Trim]

2.5-hour poorly lit movie at midnight?  I'd be sleeping like a baby.

[star seed 7]

so you put a bane mask/silencer on your kid?

GREAT PARENT RD GEEZ.

it's really not that hard/uncommon to be able to get a three month old to sleep two hours straight without making a sound, but you're a rough ridin' idiot so i forgive you for not knowing this fairly common universally known fact. it's not your fault.

as far as the whole batman thing goes and why people don't shoot him in the mouth, i mean my answer to that would be that i guess it's just that it's a movie based on a comic book and it's not real life.

so you admit that the baby would be crying since this movie is over 2 hours long

GAME.
SET.
MATCH.

 

[Pete]

2.5-hour poorly lit movie at midnight?  I'd be sleeping like a baby.

Not in an IMAX theater.  It was really, really loud.  Like really loud.

[Trim]

2.5-hour poorly lit movie at midnight?  I'd be sleeping like a baby.

Not in an IMAX theater.  It was really, really loud.  Like really loud.

I don't know.  I've slept through a lot of crap.

[Pexikan]

White people problems 

[steve dave]

White people problems 

pretty great summary of the thread

[Dr Rick Daris]

2.5-hour poorly lit movie at midnight?  I'd be sleeping like a baby.

Not in an IMAX theater.  It was really, really loud.  Like really loud.

I don't know.  I've slept through a lot of crap.

kstate/mu during the huggins year. kid did not wake up the entire time. most babies are rough ridin' maniacs when it comes to sleeping if they're tired. maniacs i tell you.

[Trim]

2.5-hour poorly lit movie at midnight?  I'd be sleeping like a baby.

Not in an IMAX theater.  It was really, really loud.  Like really loud.

I don't know.  I've slept through a lot of crap.

kstate/mu during the huggins year. kid did not wake up the entire time. most babies are rough ridin' maniacs when it comes to sleeping if they're tired. maniacs i tell you.

I'm sure.  I mean, if you gotta sleep, you gotta sleep.

I've watched both of the prior dark knight movies in the last couple weeks to remember what happened before watching this one, and I've fallen asleep multiple times during both.  Begins while on my couch w/it on the big screen pretty loud, D.K. on my ipad on my chest not that loud but like a foot from my head.

[Pete]

2.5-hour poorly lit movie at midnight?  I'd be sleeping like a baby.

Not in an IMAX theater.  It was really, really loud.  Like really loud.

I don't know.  I've slept through a lot of crap.

kstate/mu during the huggins year. kid did not wake up the entire time. most babies are rough ridin' maniacs when it comes to sleeping if they're tired. maniacs i tell you.

I'm sure.  I mean, if you gotta sleep, you gotta sleep.

I've watched both of the prior dark knight movies in the last couple weeks to remember what happened before watching this one, and I've fallen asleep multiple times during both.  Begins while on my couch w/it on the big screen pretty loud, D.K. on my ipad on my chest not that loud but like a foot from my head.

I think you prolly have sleep apnea.

[Trim]

All clear to wear my batman sleep apnea combomask when I check out this flick at the Warren IMAX next week. 

The experience for moviegoers will be the same, president Bill Warren said, with no restrictions on costumes as Batman fans turn out for the latest superhero film.

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2012/07/20/2414626/warren-theatres-review-security.html#storylink=cpy

[ew2x4]

So, why does batman look all sad and serious when he's taking that nuke out to the ocean, if he knows the god damn auto pilot really does work?  It's not because he's giving up a fortune, because he had already gone bankrupt and likely wouldn't recoup because the rough ridin' energy source (on which his hopes of regaining his fortune) just blew up.

It has to do with the whole fear of death thing. He originally wanted to die. But not any mooooooooore.