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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2011, 05:11:06 PM »
Applejakes, do yu like banjo pickin? cuz I can pick every bluegrass song ever recordeded!
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2011, 05:50:44 PM »
Quote from: purdyboy on December 19, 2011, 01:57:36 PM
Since my sister has to work that Friday at the Walmarts, i need another date and a ride.  I was wondering if one of youins Kansus fans could stop on you way threw!
Is your pig OK?  You could ride your pig and holler "Wooo Pig Sooie" every so offen, so people know you're riding the pig to get to the game and not having some sexual pleasure with the pig.  Also since your sister isn't going, you'll have the pig as company.  Sounds like a win/win anyway you look at it. 
No need to thank me, I'm just glad to help.   :cheers:
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2011, 06:00:14 PM »
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2011, 09:00:48 PM »
Quote from: purdyboy on December 19, 2011, 05:11:06 PM
Applejakes, do yu like banjo pickin? cuz I can pick every bluegrass song ever recordeded!

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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2011, 09:06:31 PM »
Hawgs gonna win the Cottin Bole!
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2011, 07:23:04 AM »
We gonna ride the pig all the way to victory! Hope you can make it to the game Katdaddy, maybe we can show you how to call the Hogs!
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2011, 10:40:02 AM »
Quote from: purdyboy on December 20, 2011, 07:23:04 AM
We gonna ride the pig all the way to victory! Hope you can make it to the game Katdaddy, maybe we can show you how to call the Hogs!

Why?
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2011, 11:12:24 AM »
To feed them?   :dunno: LHIQ
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2011, 12:13:56 PM »
Quote from: purdyboy on December 20, 2011, 07:23:04 AM
We gonna ride the pig all the way to victory! Hope you can make it to the game Katdaddy, maybe we can show you how to call the Hogs!
Keep your filithy pigs away from my cadilack Ram!  :nono:
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2011, 12:29:38 PM »
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2011, 06:11:33 PM »
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2011, 07:52:44 PM »
Quote from: purdyboy on December 19, 2011, 01:57:36 PM
Since my sister has to work that Friday at the Walmarts, i need another date and a ride.  I was wondering if one of youins Kansus fans could stop on you way threw!

Boy howdy, it's people like you that give Arkansans a bad name.  Since your sister has a high and mighty job maybe she could take some of her money and buy you a road map because if Im not mistaken you don't go through Arkansas to get to Dallas Texas from the state of Kansas.  People like you really piss me off, allow me to appologize for my friend here, he's probably a redneck stirring stuff up rubbing his sister in your noses. 
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2011, 08:02:47 PM »
Quote from: Malberry Squeezins on December 20, 2011, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: purdyboy on December 19, 2011, 01:57:36 PM
Since my sister has to work that Friday at the Walmarts, i need another date and a ride.  I was wondering if one of youins Kansus fans could stop on you way threw!

Boy howdy, it's people like you that give Arkansans a bad name.  Since your sister has a high and mighty job maybe she could take some of her money and buy you a road map because if Im not mistaken you don't go through Arkansas to get to Dallas Texas from the state of Kansas.  People like you really piss me off, allow me to appologize for my friend here, he's probably a redneck stirring stuff up rubbing his sister in your noses. 
We can handle the sister rubbing stuff, but god damm it, do all you pig worshippers have too brag about those sweet pigs ya all ride for pleasure.  :curse:
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2011, 08:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Katdaddy on December 20, 2011, 08:02:47 PM
Quote from: Malberry Squeezins on December 20, 2011, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: purdyboy on December 19, 2011, 01:57:36 PM
Since my sister has to work that Friday at the Walmarts, i need another date and a ride.  I was wondering if one of youins Kansus fans could stop on you way threw!

Boy howdy, it's people like you that give Arkansans a bad name.  Since your sister has a high and mighty job maybe she could take some of her money and buy you a road map because if Im not mistaken you don't go through Arkansas to get to Dallas Texas from the state of Kansas.  People like you really piss me off, allow me to appologize for my friend here, he's probably a redneck stirring stuff up rubbing his sister in your noses. 
We can handle the sister rubbing stuff, but god damm it, do all you pig worshippers have too brag about those sweet pigs ya all ride for pleasure.  :curse:

being from Kansas you would know
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2011, 09:21:38 PM »
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2011, 09:38:11 PM »
Katdaddy, if you can't call the pigs can you skweel like a pig? Also, I am prowd of sister making tire rotation squad down at the Walmarts. 
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2011, 09:42:03 PM »
Malberry Squeezins, you shut up. nobody yanked yur chain. Quit talking about maps and such.
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2011, 07:40:09 AM »
Why you jackwagons being so hateful to me and my sister? I think yall just jellous of her.  Did somebody show you a picture of her?  We dont take kindly to all this hate. me and her very close.Hogs gonna make yall regret what you been sayingand all.
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Re: Need a ride to Cottin Bole
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2011, 08:01:56 AM »
Quote from: purdyboy on December 20, 2011, 09:42:03 PM
Malberry Squeezins, you shut up. nobody yanked yur chain. Quit talking about maps and such.

Now I get it, I just saw your avitar, you aren't a hog fan atall.  If this is some lame attempt at humor then all I can say is it's pretty damn lame.
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