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A plea to Arkansas fans....
« on: December 12, 2011, 10:44:28 PM »
... After we crush the crap out of you, please don't come on here congratulating us.  Save that crap... You suck, your conference sucks, and we don't need your congratulatory brown nosing. TIA


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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 10:48:39 PM »
I'm here to help Kansas with a new slogan. Your welcome...

Kansas, Where serial killers go to hone their skills .

or

Kansas, Yeah...... our broads are ugly but they sure can make your testes float.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 10:51:19 PM »
Thank God someone finally said it.

Arkansas fans: If you come here after the game dropping lines like "Nice game, you guys are really that good", we're not going to give you the "hey you too, you're just as good as us" bull crap. You know why? Because you're not as good as us. We'd beat you 10 times out of 10, no question about it, and we're not going to pretend otherwise. The only thing this game is going to accomplish is getting media types pissed off at us for running the score up. It's a lose-lose, as has already been discussed in another thread. So please, for the sake of all of us, after we whip your ass, just go on home with your tail between your legs. TIA.  

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 10:55:08 PM »
I'll come on here and congratulate Texas for saving your dieing conference. Had it disbanded , like it eventually will... you will be in the Big East at best. Give me a rough ridin' break.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2011, 11:05:52 PM »
Texas would be nothing without us.  The Pac-12 wouldn't touch the Longhorns unless they could convince K-State to go too in order to preserve the Chisholm Trail Rivalry.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 12:12:45 AM »
... After we crush the crap out of you, please don't come on here congratulating us.  Save that crap... You suck, your conference sucks, and we don't need your congratulatory brown nosing. TIA

Frankly, the only congratulations would be going to the team and the coaching staff.  I'm relatively sure that you guys/gals that are posting here are just fans!

I don't expect anyone to congratulate me if (when) the Hogs win.

Trying NOT living your life vicariously through a sports team there, Bucky! :horrorsurprise:

In addition to winning, I just want the game to be well played, cleanly played and high-scoring (please tell your punter/kicker to kick to Joe Adams!! :excited:)--that way both programs benefit from the Bowl appearance.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2011, 12:16:30 AM »
Marilyn flat guaranteeing a victory! That kind of thing can come back to haunt you, Marilyn.
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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 12:24:24 AM »
Marilyn flat guaranteeing a victory! That kind of thing can come back to haunt you, Marilyn.

Good God!
Talking to some of you all is like talking to children--you hear/read what you want, and forget the rest.

I haven't a clue who'll win!  I want to see Arkansas win--of course I do...
 
If KState wins, then the work will have been done by the team and coaching staff--not you piddling ass fans!  And the same goes for Arkansas.

Geez!  I bet you eat the "tootsie rolls" you find in the sand box

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2011, 12:27:48 AM »
Real talk.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 05:20:29 AM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2011, 06:03:15 AM »
... After we crush the crap out of you, please don't come on here congratulating us.  Save that crap... You suck, your conference sucks, and we don't need your congratulatory brown nosing. TIA

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha

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K-State fans make it SO easy!

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2011, 07:26:02 AM »
Marilyn flat guaranteeing a victory! That kind of thing can come back to haunt you, Marilyn.

Good God!
Talking to some of you all is like talking to children--you hear/read what you want, and forget the rest.

I haven't a clue who'll win!  I want to see Arkansas win--of course I do...
 
If KState wins, then the work will have been done by the team and coaching staff--not you piddling ass fans!  And the same goes for Arkansas.

Geez!  I bet you eat the "tootsie rolls" you find in the sand box
shame on your ex for not finishing
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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2011, 08:17:31 AM »
I will agree to that on the condition that you don't go beat your meat goat/girlfriend when we are done with KSU.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2011, 09:00:13 AM »
Congratulatons to Kansas State fans for having their own version of Hogville.net

That most assuredly is NOT a compliment by the way.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2011, 09:11:45 AM »
If someone were to be kidnapped and left in an unknown city and told they were in Manhattan, I can't begin to imagine the disappointment they would feel upon finding out they were in Kansas, which would be fairly quickly.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2011, 09:16:58 AM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

Are you too poor to fly and ski at a better mountain?  If so, God bless you.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2011, 06:08:28 PM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

I went on a ski trip with about 50 Arkansas students back in January of 2004.  Me and a couple of other K-Staters met up with them in Salina and rode with them the rest of the way to Colorado.  It really was a blast, and we all had a great time.  I wonder if any of those people have read this board the past week.  If so, then  :facepalm:

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2011, 07:23:40 PM »
I'm here to help Kansas with a new slogan. Your welcome...

Kansas, Where serial killers go to hone their skills .

or

Kansas, Yeah...... our broads are ugly but they sure can make your testes float.
Like I said in another thread, please don't come back wanting to kiss my big hairy ball.  Just hop on your pigs and ride off after the game.  Make sure you give Mary kay a ride; we don't want no pig worshippers hanging around here after the beat down.   :pray:
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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2011, 07:43:29 PM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

lol @ winterpark.  Wife/kids must be planning the trip for you

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

lol @ winterpark.  Wife/kids must be planning the trip for you

Breckenridge kicks Winter Park's ass all over the place.

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2011, 08:28:23 PM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

lol @ winterpark.  Wife/kids must be planning the trip for you

Breckenridge kicks Winter Park's ass all over the place.

A-Basin or bust...

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2011, 08:53:48 PM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

lol @ winterpark.  Wife/kids must be planning the trip for you

Breckenridge kicks Winter Park's ass all over the place.

A 5 day trip staying at the ski-in/ski-out just above entrance to the Rocky Mountain lift at Breckenridge, with 4 days at Breck, 1 day at A-Basin, and 3 trips to night ski at Keystone is by far the only way to do a Colorado ski trip. 
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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2011, 02:17:44 PM »
Hell, I'll go ahead and say I'm thankful to the state of KS for not minding me driving with my cruise control on 120 mph on 1-70 on Sunday on my way to Winter Park to ski.  I-70 is THE most boring stretch of American highway despite the wind turbines you've installed.

BTW, I'm driving back through your god forbidden state on I-70 and south on I-35 on 12/22 and I hope you are just as cordial to my speed as the scenery in your state sucks ass.

lol @ winterpark.  Wife/kids must be planning the trip for you

Breckenridge kicks Winter Park's ass all over the place.

A-Basin or bust...

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2011, 03:19:38 PM »
Lol at all of you that can't afford Aspen!

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Re: A plea to Arkansas fans....
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2011, 03:38:22 PM »
Lol at all of you that can't afford Aspen!

This.