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Offline hemmy

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #75 on: December 12, 2011, 12:27:15 PM »
33, I already have all those things.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #76 on: December 12, 2011, 12:30:10 PM »
High on Crack, Toting a Machine Gun

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #77 on: December 12, 2011, 12:36:12 PM »
maybe, like, a cashmere vneck sweather.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #78 on: December 12, 2011, 12:56:30 PM »
A passport for your canadian friend to visit legally during the holiday season?
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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #79 on: December 12, 2011, 01:00:20 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2011, 01:00:51 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.

it was a good post rick

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2011, 01:16:33 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.
I smiled rick and then thought about scooters. Hey Pete how about a scooter!

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #83 on: December 12, 2011, 01:33:10 PM »
When do those hillshire farm sausages and cheese go on sale?

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #85 on: December 12, 2011, 01:36:23 PM »
A KSU Snuggie     :ksu:

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #87 on: December 12, 2011, 02:58:51 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.
I smiled rick and then thought about scooters. Hey Pete how about a scooter!

how about four scooters?  :dunno:

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #88 on: December 12, 2011, 04:51:45 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.
I smiled rick and then thought about scooters. Hey Pete how about a scooter!

how about four scooters?  :dunno:

No more scooters.  Once bitten, my friend...

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #89 on: December 12, 2011, 07:15:55 PM »
A $10 gift certificate to itunes.

A years subscription to Mens Health or Wine Spectator.

A Dolphin

A can of Topsy's popcorn (cinnamon, cheese and caramel combo tin :popcorn:-----> :lick:).

Btw, does anyone still get a stocking?  My mom still fills one up for me and she always makes sure I have vitamins and armour all stuff in it. :blush:
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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #90 on: December 12, 2011, 08:48:27 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.
I smiled rick and then thought about scooters. Hey Pete how about a scooter!

how about four scooters?  :dunno:

No more scooters.  Once bitten, my friend...

Whats the story behind this again?

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #91 on: December 12, 2011, 10:14:46 PM »
A learn to play piano DVD

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #92 on: December 12, 2011, 10:15:45 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.
I smiled rick and then thought about scooters. Hey Pete how about a scooter!

how about four scooters?  :dunno:

No more scooters.  Once bitten, my friend...

Whats the story behind this again?

pete used to own a scooter rental business.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #93 on: December 12, 2011, 11:01:47 PM »
a fifth shovel  :dunno:

i feel like this gem of a post might have been lost in the middle of 33's mulitple short posts and wanted to bring it to attention so all you guys can get a good chuckle out of it.
I smiled rick and then thought about scooters. Hey Pete how about a scooter!

how about four scooters?  :dunno:

No more scooters.  Once bitten, my friend...

Whats the story behind this again?

pete used to own a scooter rental business.

he wishes

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #94 on: December 12, 2011, 11:05:40 PM »
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #95 on: December 12, 2011, 11:29:19 PM »
A KSU Snuggie     :ksu:

do you have a snuggie?  I do.  I have a brown snuggie.  I look like a jedi.  A good guy jedi, too (important).  It's the best and I don't even rough ridin' care.  Give yourself a snuggie for Christmas and open the gift before Christmas and wear it immediately and tell your family to eff off so you can watch sports or boobs or play games or something for the whole day.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #96 on: December 13, 2011, 01:52:35 AM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #97 on: December 13, 2011, 08:05:22 AM »
Cigar of the month club will keep you stocked up for awhile.   :thumbs:
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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #98 on: December 17, 2011, 05:21:30 PM »
I finally figured out what I want - a heavy duty ice scraper.

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Re: What do I want for Christmas?
« Reply #99 on: December 17, 2011, 05:23:17 PM »
I know my Christmas wish is to never pak with creepyPete again.