Nancy Neg's
Southwell didn't play because Frank was sick of him.
JO stands for Just Observing. spent 42 of 45 minutes on the bench. Maxin'-Relaxin'. Combination of getting Frank'd and Diaz trying to impress his big bro, but the minutes he had were poor. Two blocks, two fouls, and an absurd missed rebound on a free throw. What on Earth.
Oh hey there Frank, maybe my 5th grade basketball coach can hook you up with a nice 2 on 1 drill to roll out at practice. Because it looks like you have Clent Stewart coaching your transition game. Angel either passes to the other team, tries to finish about two feet under the rim (which gets swatted by NORTHERN FLORIDA) or he tosses an oop. It is a game of three card monty with suck as the only winner. Spradling? No thanks. Martavious? probably our best guard in transition, could be all-big 12! (/sarcastic clap) Looks like the best transition team you've ever had just got beat 10-6 in fast break points by Northern Florida. Did you get drunk with Art and just vomit that line out hungover? Would love to hear someone ask you about this, but everyone that covers Kansas State sports is a cow-tard (combo coward-moron) so I doubt we'll ever hear about it again.
Equipment manager Invest in a talcum chowder shotgun or bring a change of clothes for Gip. I don't want to watch what looks like the world's smelliest sunset as the sweat ring slowly rolls from the numbers down past his ass crack BEFORE HALF TIME. Something. Also, let's build an oxygen bar for Gip to hang at during the TV timeouts. I'm surprised the 37 minutes didn't cause his bacon wrapped heart didn't to explode covering the floor with gravy. Attaboy Greenwalt, great cardio work with Thomas, you guys are doing great (/sarcastic clap)
Students and fans in general- Hope you enjoyed plowing through your DOD Dvd!
Victor managing to give up points every possession his man touched the ball. Impressive! Hope your bro's still coming! Thanks for the GPA boost!
Nino- 4 minutes, two chucked 3's! Welp, can't blame you. But just keep chuckin' shooter, the stroke is going to come. Frank was impressed, you'll definitely be back out there in no time. (/sarcastic clap)
Martavi-Meh the perfect sub for South-meh.
Jamar before the 2nd half under 8 media timeout. Complete crap. Allowed himself to get Frank'd in and out of the game, unable to board, unable to defend, unable to score, outphysicaled.
We are going to get run out of the gym by teams with guards able to penetrate. It will be painful. Jimmy freaking Williams? Are you kidding? Even better, our help defense is so slow to rotate that Teahan, Denmon, Pledger et al, will completely destroy us. Get ready to see an endless loop of 3 balls from the corner.
The Jones-Spradling one-two punch meltdown to give N. Florida the lead I mean just humiliating. Lunches completely consumed in full view of the victims. Finger lick'n good.
Is McGruder done as a 3 point threat? Can someone just tell me now? I don't want to go through life bothering to think of him as who he once was. I want to compromise and appreciate him for what he is now. I'm going to go dig out some eyeliner, buy some Djarum Black's and listen to The Cure. Why the hell is Will Spradling taking your shot Rod? WHY?!
Peggy Po's
Thomas Gipson is our best player. 23 and 12. Should have had more rebounds, he needs to work on getting position for rebounds on both ends. They do not come easily to him, but his hands are so strong that he does not lose many he comes in contact with. A refreshing change of pace from Jamar and Jordan. He is confident, his defense has been very acceptable on ball and he is a proven scorer. I could not be more in love and you can dream dreams on this youngster. Then, I start thinking about buying him knee support braces for Christmas.
Spradling's shot Confident. Senior leadership. :19? I got this.
McOreb's! 10 and 5 2 steals! What a delightful little player! Where did this guy come from? TWO misses followed up for buckets! What a scrappy kid! A real JYC if you will! DOBERMANKATZ! Pretty solid D as well.
DIAZ-DIAZ! In your stupid face AAAAANDY! Yeah, who's the big brother now? huh? Can't hear you from down there...aaaaandy. Did I just go all Dramaine Diarra on your ass from the elbow? Yeah, I'll put a little skip in my back pedal, I will do that. Will this be my career highlight? Yeah, good chance of it. But at least I'm not a mid major AAAAANDY.
Under 8 media timeout Jamar took the game over. Just a monster. Why can Thomas sustain the intensity/focus/effort/physicality without getting in foul trouble, without sulking* (* actually at an all-time low) and without going missing for 2/3rds of his minutes? What is the secret? Get some of whatever Gipson is having at training table or something. No clue here, but look around. We really need you.
Spradling's worst game of the year and he hit the biggest shot, had 9 assists and only 1 turnover. It is like he plays in a Clent Stewart mask and then at the end takes it off and the stat sheet had on infared goggles and it turns out he didn't completely suck. His shooting/offensive game was terrible, but HE SHOULD NOT BE OUR BEST OFFENSIVE THREAT. He will disappoint if that is the expectation. Rodney needs to get his crap figured out and quick.
YAY WE WON!
