WOO PIG ARKANSAS SWAG

[MadCat]

wrist watches

[Dingo]

Call this pig MC Condom, since he's awkward, he smells funny, and he takes the fun out of everything. 

[treysolid]

i especially liked the part where they didn't have any talent.

[gokatgo]

We win again



"Hog tie em"  

[Katpappy]

I'm a noob piece of crap and haven't quite figured out how to embed videos on here yet. 

But uhhhh, this is pretty neat. 

What they couldn't get any blacks guys in the wonderful state of Arr-kansas to play that crap. 

[WabashCannibal]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

[Kornheiser]

[ArthurDent42]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

You little son of a bitch. We can toss around football crap-givings, but that is rough ridin' wrong. You are less than dog crap. If you really want to go there, I'm sorry you were not in Greensburg. I also feel bad about that joke, but not in the context related to your tiny excuse for humanity.

[WabashCannibal]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

You little son of a bitch. We can toss around football crap-givings, but that is rough ridin' wrong. You are less than dog crap. If you really want to go there, I'm sorry you were not in Greensburg. I also feel bad about that joke, but not in the context related to your tiny excuse for humanity.

Don't feel bad, open your eyes and embrace it. "Humanity" is nothing more than an artificial mode of thought crafted and instilled into you specifically for the sole purpose of manipulation. You and I are no different than the roaches scurrying through your filthy kitchen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, there is no such thing as god, there is no magic man up in the clouds watching over you. There is no heaven and hell. What you see is all there is, followed by the cold nothingness of eternity. Uekman is nothing more than a lifeless body buried in the dirt, same as all those that perished at Greensburg and Joplin, and just like the thousands that die around the world everyday. There is nothing sacred in this life boy, and I suggest you stop cowering in your mud hole and face reality.

[Bloodfart]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

You little son of a bitch. We can toss around football crap-givings, but that is rough ridin' wrong. You are less than dog crap. If you really want to go there, I'm sorry you were not in Greensburg. I also feel bad about that joke, but not in the context related to your tiny excuse for humanity.

Don't feel bad, open your eyes and embrace it. "Humanity" is nothing more than an artificial mode of thought crafted and instilled into you specifically for the sole purpose of manipulation. You and I are no different than the roaches scurrying through your filthy kitchen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, there is no such thing as god, there is no magic man up in the clouds watching over you. There is no heaven and hell. What you see is all there is, followed by the cold nothingness of eternity. Uekman is nothing more than a lifeless body buried in the dirt, same as all those that perished at Greensburg and Joplin, and just like the thousands that die around the world everyday. There is nothing sacred in this life boy, and I suggest you stop cowering in your mud hole and face reality.

[ArthurDent42]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

You little son of a bitch. We can toss around football crap-givings, but that is rough ridin' wrong. You are less than dog crap. If you really want to go there, I'm sorry you were not in Greensburg. I also feel bad about that joke, but not in the context related to your tiny excuse for humanity.

Don't feel bad, open your eyes and embrace it. "Humanity" is nothing more than an artificial mode of thought crafted and instilled into you specifically for the sole purpose of manipulation. You and I are no different than the roaches scurrying through your filthy kitchen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, there is no such thing as god, there is no magic man up in the clouds watching over you. There is no heaven and hell. What you see is all there is, followed by the cold nothingness of eternity. Uekman is nothing more than a lifeless body buried in the dirt, same as all those that perished at Greensburg and Joplin, and just like the thousands that die around the world everyday. There is nothing sacred in this life boy, and I suggest you stop cowering in your mud hole and face reality.

Nice try, but I'm agnostic.
Also, you picked the wrong person to get philosophical with. What is your opinion on the problem of evil? Do you think altruism exists? Does free will actually exist or is it just an illusion?
Cogito Ergo Sum

[8manpick]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

You little son of a bitch. We can toss around football crap-givings, but that is rough ridin' wrong. You are less than dog crap. If you really want to go there, I'm sorry you were not in Greensburg. I also feel bad about that joke, but not in the context related to your tiny excuse for humanity.

Don't feel bad, open your eyes and embrace it. "Humanity" is nothing more than an artificial mode of thought crafted and instilled into you specifically for the sole purpose of manipulation. You and I are no different than the roaches scurrying through your filthy kitchen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, there is no such thing as god, there is no magic man up in the clouds watching over you. There is no heaven and hell. What you see is all there is, followed by the cold nothingness of eternity. Uekman is nothing more than a lifeless body buried in the dirt, same as all those that perished at Greensburg and Joplin, and just like the thousands that die around the world everyday. There is nothing sacred in this life boy, and I suggest you stop cowering in your mud hole and face reality.

Nice try, but I'm agnostic.
Also, you picked the wrong person to get philosophical with. What is your opinion on the problem of evil? Do you think altruism exists? Does free will actually exist or is it just an illusion?
Cogito Ergo Sum

Dunning-Krueger Dome: http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?board=6.0

[ArthurDent42]

Those are some really generic topics you have there.

[EMAW4life-JHL]

[WabashCannibal]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

You little son of a bitch. We can toss around football crap-givings, but that is rough ridin' wrong. You are less than dog crap. If you really want to go there, I'm sorry you were not in Greensburg. I also feel bad about that joke, but not in the context related to your tiny excuse for humanity.

Don't feel bad, open your eyes and embrace it. "Humanity" is nothing more than an artificial mode of thought crafted and instilled into you specifically for the sole purpose of manipulation. You and I are no different than the roaches scurrying through your filthy kitchen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, there is no such thing as god, there is no magic man up in the clouds watching over you. There is no heaven and hell. What you see is all there is, followed by the cold nothingness of eternity. Uekman is nothing more than a lifeless body buried in the dirt, same as all those that perished at Greensburg and Joplin, and just like the thousands that die around the world everyday. There is nothing sacred in this life boy, and I suggest you stop cowering in your mud hole and face reality.

Nice try, but I'm agnostic.
Also, you picked the wrong person to get philosophical with. What is your opinion on the problem of evil? Do you think altruism exists? Does free will actually exist or is it just an illusion?
Cogito Ergo Sum

A fence sitter, huh? The worst kind of weak is a man with no convictions. You have come to the edge and made a comfortable spot for yourself on the ledge, but are paralyzed with the thought of stepping over. For someone claiming its impossible to know if any sort of higher power exists, your topic selection has a distinct lean towards the theological. And because of that they are foolish topics, the problem of evil is not applicable on various levels, mainly that IF evil exists that it is a problem and secondly that it DOES exist. "bad things" that happen ie. college football players dying in dorm rooms, are common occurrences and only viewed as evil by the brainwashing you've been subjugated to by the high powered social institutions for the entirety of your brief existence. You bring up classical philosophical arguments like they mean a damn thing. None of it is applicable because it is all based off of meaningless bull-crap. You give me the time and I will take your world apart piece by piece around you.

[DQ12]

This is the byproduct of this last week's success, goEMAW.com.

[8manpick]

This is the byproduct of this last week's success, goEMAW.com.

Take it to the pit, losers

[EMAW SP8]

 

[puniraptor]

 

[ArthurDent42]

I wish we had a pair of shitty, no-talent wiggers to rap about the biggest game in our program's history and dedicate it to a dead player because our backwards, hill-billy ass doctors were too incompetent to properly diagnose a heart condition, but thats just me.

You little son of a bitch. We can toss around football crap-givings, but that is rough ridin' wrong. You are less than dog crap. If you really want to go there, I'm sorry you were not in Greensburg. I also feel bad about that joke, but not in the context related to your tiny excuse for humanity.

Don't feel bad, open your eyes and embrace it. "Humanity" is nothing more than an artificial mode of thought crafted and instilled into you specifically for the sole purpose of manipulation. You and I are no different than the roaches scurrying through your filthy kitchen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, there is no such thing as god, there is no magic man up in the clouds watching over you. There is no heaven and hell. What you see is all there is, followed by the cold nothingness of eternity. Uekman is nothing more than a lifeless body buried in the dirt, same as all those that perished at Greensburg and Joplin, and just like the thousands that die around the world everyday. There is nothing sacred in this life boy, and I suggest you stop cowering in your mud hole and face reality.

Nice try, but I'm agnostic.
Also, you picked the wrong person to get philosophical with. What is your opinion on the problem of evil? Do you think altruism exists? Does free will actually exist or is it just an illusion?
Cogito Ergo Sum

A fence sitter, huh? The worst kind of weak is a man with no convictions. You have come to the edge and made a comfortable spot for yourself on the ledge, but are paralyzed with the thought of stepping over. For someone claiming its impossible to know if any sort of higher power exists, your topic selection has a distinct lean towards the theological. And because of that they are foolish topics, the problem of evil is not applicable on various levels, mainly that IF evil exists that it is a problem and secondly that it DOES exist. "bad things" that happen ie. college football players dying in dorm rooms, are common occurrences and only viewed as evil by the brainwashing you've been subjugated to by the high powered social institutions for the entirety of your brief existence. You bring up classical philosophical arguments like they mean a damn thing. None of it is applicable because it is all based off of meaningless bull-crap. You give me the time and I will take your world apart piece by piece around you.

You are cute. Go ahead and take that time. 

[HELLHAMMER]

Nice try, but I'm agnostic.
Also, you picked the wrong person to get philosophical with. What is your opinion on the problem of evil? Do you think altruism exists? Does free will actually exist or is it just an illusion?
Cogito Ergo Sum

  Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArthurDent42]

Really? 

[HELLHAMMER]

Really? 

PSALM 33:5   

[ArthurDent42]

You "sound" like a horrible imitation of Samuel L. 

[KITNfury]

 

chills. Did not want it to end.