STOP REPLYING TO THE RAZORBACK POSTERS!

[EMAWzified]

The NC was prolly a Helm's title, or something more dubious. Not responding to piggy squeals, just observing is all. Seem like a fan base that would seek validation from something like that.

[Emo EMAW]

Woooo Pig Silence! 

[hawgmoyoazz]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

I'm so sorry that we have embarrassed you...I know it is hard to hear the truth.  Go back to your dream world where KSU is the "god" of universities......smdh

[poopsammich]

But if we don't respond to their posts who will correct their unsubstantiated claims and foolish ravings?  

my point is this... they are just "baiting" us with ridiculous stuff like that they are a top ten team and they are from a conference better than the big12 in order to get us to respond. i even saw one of them say that they won a national championship in football which of course caused one of us to say no way and then i think they all giggled and laughed that one of us responded to such a fabricated claim. my point is that if one of them says something that obviously isn't true that we should just ignore it. go cats!  

Can I at least believe the stat that all Razorback fans with tattoos are douchebags? Seems logical.

I like this response.

[Dr Rick Daris]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

I'm so sorry that we have embarrassed you...I know it is hard to hear the truth.  Go back to your dream world where KSU is the "god" of universities......smdh

you and your fake stats about titles and having any kind of relavance did not fool 99% of our posters. my message was to the 1% that kept falling for your made up bullshit. good football team with a better all time winning record than us my ass!

[yoga-like_abana]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

I haven't believed anything they've said since they started denying Scottie Pippen played there.

Scottie played at University of CENTRAL Arkansas in Conway.  Damn good player.  Heck of a nice guy when I met him.

That said....fine, don't believe our stats.  We'll just have to show KState.  An up close and personal demonstration of the Razorbacks on the field will be so much better, anyway!

You shittin' me?  Everyone knows Scottie came back to play at Arkansas in the body of Scotty Thurman.  Fact.  Different last name and different spelling of first name.  It's common knowledge.

Oooooops...you responded!  The KState fans may take away your pussyCat card! (Same goes for Ira Hayes!)

I may take away your pink cadillac if you dont shut the hell up

[MarilynKay]

I may take away your pink cadillac if you dont shut the hell up

Well, bring it then!   
You want my pink cadillac?  Come take the keys from me--hell, I'll even tie one of my hands behind my back w/ a Walmart sack!
 

If I can run a house, wrangle a couple of teenage boys, deal with an Ex husband from hell, and brave Montana winters, you won't be nothing!  Besides, I'm pretty sure you're just sitting at the computer with your hand in your tighty whities, asking your mom to make you some more pizza rolls.

[Sliver72]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

Responding to Hog fans isn't what's making you look stupid, friend. Being a fan of Kansas University State Dairy on the Prairie Directional school is the starting point...everything after that is just a downhill slide that's unpossible to recover from.

[felix rex]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

Responding to Hog fans isn't what's making you look stupid, friend. Being a fan of Kansas University State Dairy on the Prairie Directional school is the starting point...everything after that is just a downhill slide that's unpossible to recover from.

Aaaaand TKO.

[ednksu]

I may take away your pink cadillac if you dont shut the hell up

Well, bring it then!   
You want my pink cadillac?  Come take the keys from me--hell, I'll even tie one of my hands behind my back w/ a Walmart sack!
 

If I can run a house, wrangle a couple of teenage boys, deal with an Ex husband from hell, and brave Montana winters, you won't be nothing!  Besides, I'm pretty sure you're just sitting at the computer with your hand in your tighty whities, asking your mom to make you some more pizza rolls.

hey don't bring pizza rolls into this.  they are delicious.


Also could you clarify your avatar?  Is this the year of the hog?  Is the expectation at your university to finish 3rd?  Is 3rd considered the apex for your program?

[jbkx]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

I haven't believed anything they've said since they started denying Scottie Pippen played there.

Scottie played at University of CENTRAL Arkansas in Conway.  Damn good player.  Heck of a nice guy when I MEATED him.

That said....fine, don't believe our stats.  We'll just have to show KState.  An up close and personal demonstration of the Razorbacks on the field will be so much better, anyway!

Yuck!

[MarilynKay]

hey don't bring pizza rolls into this.  they are delicious.


Also could you clarify your avatar?  Is this the year of the hog?  Is the expectation at your university to finish 3rd?  Is 3rd considered the apex for your program?

My son picked that out for me---I like it. *shrug*  makes as much sense as some of the other avatars I've seen here.

[Dr Rick Daris]

the worst made up stat i've seen is about how they lost to the number one and number two ranked schools this year. i looked it up and they haven't even played oklahoma state. it's all made up crap guys. stop responding!

[MadCat]

the worst made up stat i've seen is about how they lost to the number one and number two ranked schools this year. i looked it up and they haven't even played oklahoma state. it's all made up crap guys. stop responding!

I don't think anyone can say how good LSU is; how do we even know they are #1? 

[Sliver72]

the worst made up stat i've seen is about how they lost to the number one and number two ranked schools this year. i looked it up and they haven't even played oklahoma state. it's all made up crap guys. stop responding!

I don't think anyone can say how good LSU is; how do we even know they are #1? 

Sometime after the second quarter is when it'll dawn on you that they are #1. Having said that, I hope Alabummer curb stomps them good and proper. Not because they beat Arkansas, mind you, but because their head coach is a dickbag of the highest order that doesn't know it's bad form to rub it in when the final bell sounds. Even if my Hogs stomp the everloving crap outta whoever you guys are, I'd never come back here for anything other than to say that the team you are a fan of played a great game. Sometimes it's just better to take the high road.

[hawgmoyoazz]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

Facts are facts...get over it already.

[TheFormerKCCat]

...everything after that is just a downhill slide that's unpossible to recover from.

Simply unpossible, I tell ya! I give up.

[Sliver72]

...everything after that is just a downhill slide that's unpossible to recover from.

Simply unpossible, I tell ya! I give up.

Not a fan of Ralph Wiggam, I take it?

[ZeroSumGame]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

I haven't believed anything they've said since they started denying Scottie Pippen played there.

Uhh...Scottie Pippen didn't play at the University of Arkansas. He played at the University of Central Arkansas at Conway.

[ArthurDent42]

But if we don't respond to their posts who will correct their unsubstantiated claims and foolish ravings?  

my point is this... they are just "baiting" us with ridiculous stuff like that they are a top ten team and they are from a conference better than the big12 in order to get us to respond. i even saw one of them say that they won a national championship in football which of course caused one of us to say no way and then i think they all giggled and laughed that one of us responded to such a fabricated claim. my point is that if one of them says something that obviously isn't true that we should just ignore it. go cats!  

Can I at least believe the stat that all Razorback fans with tattoos are douchebags? Seems logical.

That doesn't seem too out of line.

[Sliver72]

guys,

i think a lot of them got together and made up a lot of fake stats about each of our football teams in a "cute" attempt to make them look better than us. of course this is laughable, but some of you guys are falling for it and responding to their fake stats and it is making us all look stupid. PLEASE STOP!

I haven't believed anything they've said since they started denying Scottie Pippen played there.

Uhh...Scottie Pippen didn't play at the University of Arkansas. He played at the University of Central Arkansas at Conway.

[Hurricane Cat]

one fake stat i have seen is that they have a better record all time than us. there is no way that this is possible. think before you respond guys! don't let them sucker you in.

You mean this stat?

Arkansas Razorbacks all time record :  676–451–40 (.596)

Kansas State all time record:  475–612–41 (.439)

no comment

[puniraptor]

one fake stat i have seen is that they have a better record all time than us. there is no way that this is possible. think before you respond guys! don't let them sucker you in.

You mean this stat?

Arkansas Razorbacks all time record :  676–451–40 (.596)

Kansas State all time record:  475–612–41 (.439)

no comment

pretty clearly fake stats

[Sprig]

one fake stat i have seen is that they have a better record all time than us. there is no way that this is possible. think before you respond guys! don't let them sucker you in.

You mean this stat?

Arkansas Razorbacks all time record :  676–451–40 (.596)

Kansas State all time record:  475–612–41 (.439)

no comment

pretty clearly fake stats

This thread has all the appeal that margarine does to a fly.  That being said, here I am and I'll class this joint up with some stats and facts that matter:

1. 1 of every 2 marriages end in divorce
2. 42% of all Kansans believe the Genesis creation account is literal AND true.
3. Ben Franklin at one time was known to be servicing 20 different whores.
4. 25% of women who try viagra for the first time......"go there".

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

[_33]

the worst made up stat i've seen is about how they lost to the number one and number two ranked schools this year. i looked it up and they haven't even played oklahoma state. it's all made up crap guys. stop responding!

rick, I think they are talking about the #1 and #2 ranked teams in their conference, not in the country. Like you said, they didn't even play OSU this year.