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I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« on: December 06, 2011, 02:47:41 PM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.


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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2011, 03:12:22 PM »
Ive been through Kansas a few time on my way to Colorado to go skiing. After the first time my family and I agreed to gas up on the Oklahoma border just so we wouldnt have to stop ANYWHERE in Kansas. Its literally one of the scariest places I have driven through. Its literally like youre on the set of the movie The Hills have Eyes. It appears 3 out of 4 people have down syndrome, and overalls are considered business casual.  :ohno:  :barf:

I hope you guys travel well, b/c we own Dallas. Ask Texas A&M :comehere:

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2011, 03:32:40 PM »
I hope you guys travel well, b/c we own Dallas. Ask Texas A&M :comehere:

Lucky for us the game is in Arlington.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2011, 04:29:16 PM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.
well, you see...we might take our cousins to our high school proms. We might even have a night of drunken lack of judgment with immediate family. But we would NEVER mar ANY of our kinfolk...that's just uncivil and backwards.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2011, 04:32:38 PM »
I hope you guys travel well, b/c we own Dallas. Ask Texas A&M :comehere:

Lucky for us the game is in Arlington.

http://www.dallasrealestate24-7.com/suburbs/

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2011, 06:12:10 PM »
I hope you guys travel well, b/c we own Dallas. Ask Texas A&M :comehere:

Lucky for us the game is in Arlington.

http://www.dallasrealestate24-7.com/suburbs/

What do you think you proved there? Arlington is not Dallas.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2011, 06:21:55 PM »
I hope you guys travel well, b/c we own Dallas. Ask Texas A&M :comehere:

Lucky for us the game is in Arlington.

http://www.dallasrealestate24-7.com/suburbs/
LoL...Silly man/woman.

Dallas/Ft. Worth is a Metroplex.  The suburbs are included in the Metroplex.
How do I know this you might ask?  Well, simply put--we lived in the DFW Metroplex at one time.
Arlington, Ft. Worth, Plano, Allen, Grapevine, etc. are all within the DFW Metroplex, thus it is proper and correct to call "Arlington" Dallas.

What do you think you proved there? Arlington is not Dallas.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2011, 06:31:29 PM »
As someone who currently lives in the DFW area I can most definitely tell you that Arlington, while a part of the metroplex, is not considered a "suburb" of Dallas. It has a population almost twice as much as the largest city in AR.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2011, 06:48:17 PM »
As someone who currently lives in the DFW area I can most definitely tell you that Arlington, while a part of the metroplex, is not considered a "suburb" of Dallas. It has a population almost twice as much as the largest city in AR.
So which actual part do you live in? D, FW or Arlington?
Maybe not a suburb...but definitely a sprawl.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2011, 06:54:15 PM »
I live near Denton.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2011, 07:03:28 PM »
WELL I SOMEONE HAS NO CLASS! CANT SPEAK ON THE GAME AT HAND!  SHOW YOUR STYLE OR LACK OF IT!  JUST HOPE WE DONT HANG A 100 ON THE SCORE BOARD, WE MAY SEEM LIKE A TEXAS T BUT WE HAVE A DEFENSE THATS GOING TO MAKE U FELL LIKE A RED HEADED STEP CHILD WHO MARRIED HIS MAMA! OH! YOU DID THAT ALREADY!  SO ALL THAT TALK IS  :blah: :blah: :blah: SO GET YOUR  :popcorn: READY ITS GOING TO BE A SHOW!!  GET READY TO GET  :bitchslap: AND UR GOING TO BE ON  :goodbyecruelworld: WATCH!!

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2011, 07:04:44 PM »
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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2011, 08:55:26 PM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.
In all fairness, atleast Arkansas has the Ozarks.  Besides that, the two states are fuckholes compared to the Great American West.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2011, 08:58:03 PM »
I know they're BY FAR the largest city in Missouri, but it's still impressive to see what they've been able to accomplish down there.
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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2011, 09:02:16 PM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.
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What is it like being the second best school in the second worst state?  And honestly Kansas and Arkansas are leaps and bounds above Mississippi and Alabama.  They actually do still bump their sisters and hang folks for sitting on the wrong place on the bus there.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2011, 11:18:54 PM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.

Top notch Kansas education, right there.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2011, 08:27:46 AM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.

No don't worry.  You are still trash and made fun of heavily.  You can put a piece of crap on a bun, slap some mustard and ketchup on it and call it a burger, but it's still a piece of crap.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2011, 08:29:46 AM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.

No don't worry.  You are still trash and made fun of heavily.  You can put a piece of crap on a bun, slap some mustard and ketchup on it and call it a burger, but it's still a piece of crap.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2011, 08:11:18 PM »
Considering that Nichols and McVeigh built the bombs used to bomb OKC right there in Kansas and the Westboro Baptist Church is right there
in good ole Kansas, it sounds like you should all STFU.

You have the nerve to call any other place backward and trashy?

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Looks like Kansas has a monopoly on smarts and big money.

Hah.
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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2011, 08:14:27 PM »
You guys put pieces of crap on buns and add ketchup and mustard?  WTF is wrong with you?

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2011, 08:20:29 PM »
And, remember as you're walking into Cowboys Stadium that the owner of the Dallas Cowboys and the
reason the stadium you're in is even there is due to a former Razorback Football player, Jerry Jones.

Yes, Arkansas is nothing but toothless squalor and ignorance, Arkansans nothing but ignorant
hillbillies.

It's really going to hurt when you get owned by a hillbilly team on a field built by a hillbilly that's
the home field of the same team owned by the same hillbilly.

You're pathetic.
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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2011, 08:26:12 PM »
Does it make you sad that Jerry does all that nice stuff for Dallas while saying such horrible things about Arkansas to the media?  Inbred, dumbass, hillbillies is what he calls you.  I heard he was going to institute a special beard length limit for this years Cotton Bowl, in hopes of keeping some of the "Arkansas Trash"  (his words, not mine) out of his stadium.  Also, he is having his staff bolt down everything possible in hopes that will keep you poor ass SOBs from stealing everything in sight.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2011, 09:46:44 PM »
Considering that Nichols and McVeigh built the bombs used to bomb OKC right there in Kansas and the Westboro Baptist Church is right there
in good ole Kansas, it sounds like you should all STFU.

You have the nerve to call any other place backward and trashy?

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Looks like Kansas has a monopoly on smarts and big money.

Hah.

If Mcveigh had driven his Ryder truck to Fayetteville instead of OKC would anyone have cared?

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2011, 09:58:24 PM »
Most of Arkansas looks like someone dropped off a truck full of explosives nearby.  I mean, I hear they have commercials in Africa asking those guys to "adopt" Arkansas kids for less than the cost of a cup of coffee per day.

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Re: I would like to thank the State of Arkansas and it's people
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2011, 12:22:29 PM »
Because if it was not for you and your state. Kansas would be the trashiest crap-hole in the United States and jokes would be made about brothers and sisters from Kansas marring each other.

So once again. Thank You.

We also owe the State of Missouri much thanks as well.

Also thanks for being a buffer from those stupid redneck racist pieces of crap southern states.

 You're so very welcome for the boost to your state's collective ego. Fortunately we both know that Kansas is the worst crap-hole state in the union. We do treasure the title though, because it keeps the carpet-bagger's and vagabonds well away from us and allows us to enjoy our pristine wilderness mostly to ourselves. The incest lie is a personal favorite of mine. It certainly scares the weaker individuals and leads to some funny jokes at our expense. Thanks for bringing this up. I did need a good laugh this morning...
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