Ok, so what I learned from Jay Dillon:
If you enjoy sarcasm and having a good time and don't end every post with "God be with you" like the other shitty K-State websites, you are "crap".
I would posit that we are the most informed KSU website out there. I take pretty much any news that comes out here as truth and it has served me well. I trust goEMAW far more than crap newscasters like Jay Dillon. Also, he's facebook friends with a cousin of mine. I'll have to ask if he was creepy to her.