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Offline SuckmyHog

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Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« on: December 05, 2011, 08:22:31 PM »
Hi, all you Kansas State fans!

Question: Why is your state motto in Latin? From what I understand you guys barely speak English!

Fact: Youre called "Bleeding Kansas" because you're a bunch of menstruating pussies!


Look, I found your mascot!

Here is a tip(useful information) for the team.....Before you guys load up grandma(LHC Bill Snyder) and head down to Dallas looking like a bunch of Beverly hillbillies make sure you have plenty of MonkeyButt chowder(any chowder that keeps the fat on your legs from rubbing itself) so your pussies don't get raw from chasing Joe Adams around on punt returns. Btw(By the way) it would be better if you guys tried your best because if you don't, your fans will think you're watching a really lop sided basketball game and try to fire your better-than-average basketball coach which would ruin your only chances of having a decent sport team this year.

Here is a tip(advice) for the fans(you people that cry at halftime)...Before you leave the farm(a hole dug in the ground that keeps your safe from tornadoes) please make sure you give explicit(really good) instructions to the Mexicans working your land not to steal your eight track player and your vhs tapes. Those are gonna be worth something some day. Also, delete all the child porn from your computers(the device you hide behind when talking crap and masterbating while you're on the internet), we don't need that crap here in America.

Thanks for playing,
SuckmyHog


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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 08:24:27 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

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The Great Lets Compare Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 08:27:58 PM »
K State Stadium



Razorback Stadium



ours



theres



ours



theres




one thing is not like the other and never will be. Stop dreaming and pretending K State Sucks -- doesn't it


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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 08:29:39 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.

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Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 08:30:20 PM »
"theres"

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Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 08:30:40 PM »
I can't get over how beautiful EcoKat is.  And every child in America looks up to Willie.

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 08:30:49 PM »
Is the Dallas/FW quibble the best you could come up with? This board is starting to get too easy to make fun of.
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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 08:31:56 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2011, 08:32:36 PM »
But seriously...can any of you speak intelligently about the game? I would like to have a decent conversation.  :popcorn:

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Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2011, 08:33:01 PM »

one thing is not like the other and never will be. Stop dreaming and pretending K State Sucks -- doesn't it


Punctuation is your friend.

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2011, 08:33:56 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.
She rubs my left nutt when she wants you to go to bed. Want to know what she wants when she rubs my right one?

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Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 08:34:26 PM »

one thing is not like the other and never will be. Stop dreaming and pretending K State Sucks -- doesn't it


Punctuation is your friend.

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 08:35:22 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.
She rubs my left nutt when she wants you to go to bed. Want to know what she wants when she rubs my right one?

Nah dude.

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 08:36:23 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

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Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 08:36:44 PM »
Why is the Pigaggie stadium so empty?  Sale at Walmart?  Some minorities trying to attend public school on the other side of town?

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 08:38:18 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 08:38:35 PM »
Daris's mom doesn't seem like a very good mother.

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 08:39:04 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

Fragmented sentences are so frat.
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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 08:40:12 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

Missed the apostrophe in "it's" but I'll be damned if he wasn't close. Although I'd like to point out that it seems he's regressed. Missed a critical space.

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2011, 08:41:34 PM »
Didn't bother reading reading your novel of an introduction but I did notice that you said hello.
I have a question! I bet all your fans are requesting time off at the local Walmarts to attend this bowl game. With so many people requesting off for the same day it's unlikely all these requests will be granted. So, what are some excuses you and your relatives will be making up to skip work to go Jerry World? I hear Walmart is pretty strict with this type of thing so they better be good!

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Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2011, 08:42:10 PM »
I can't get over how beautiful EcoKat is.  And every child in America looks up to Willie.
I have a crush on EcoKat for sure.   :gocho:

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2011, 08:43:04 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

Fragmented sentences are so frat.

Almost as frat as this video!


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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2011, 08:48:03 PM »
Didn't bother reading reading your novel of an introduction but I did notice that you said hello.
I have a question! I bet all your fans are requesting time off at the local Walmarts to attend this bowl game. With so many people requesting off for the same day it's unlikely all these requests will be granted. So, what are some excuses you and your relatives will be making up to skip work to go Jerry World? I hear Walmart is pretty strict with this type of thing so they better be good!
You didn't bother because you couldn't? Its ok, Kansas education is improving but just not there yet. Hang in there, you'll be reading by your next birthday....someone's gonna be 18 soon!  :thumbs:

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Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2011, 08:53:25 PM »
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Its in Arlington you humongous piece of sh1t.

For a brief moment I was thinking about not joining in on this bash Kstate board. But after very little deliberation and reading one thread written from some dumb ass in his corn field I could no longer resist.

You corn people are rough ridin' morons. Calling Arkansas fans aggies is just to stupid to even make fun of.

Snyder's geriatric ass is going to break his hip walking out of the tunnel and then sh1t right through his depends as he watches the team from the racist state kick the living sh1t out of his pussies in purple.

Also gay people wear purple while they are rough ridin' dudes.


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