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Re: Arkansas Joke Thread
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2011, 08:57:36 PM »
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Scottie Pippen.

Scottie Pippen?

Yes, Scottie Pippen, 6 Time Chicago Bulls World Champion and most famous Arkansas University alumni.


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Re: Arkansas Joke Thread
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2011, 09:07:27 PM »
What did the Arkansas fan say to the tree?

I'm extremely poor.
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Re: Arkansas Joke Thread
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2011, 09:24:06 PM »
Knock, Knock

Who's there?

An Arkansas fan wearing Starter shoes.

Who wears Starter shoes anymore?

Arkansas fans who can only afford to shop at Wal-Mart.
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Re: Arkansas Joke Thread
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2011, 09:25:40 PM »
What did the Ok St. coach say to the Arkansas pilot, oh man you are not a good pilot and we are going to cra....kablam
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