Author Topic: Arkansas Joke Thread (Read 3265 times)

_33 · « **on:** December 05, 2011, 08:04:30 PM »

Why don't cannibals eat Arkansas fans?

because they taste like retards.

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:05:02 PM »

Quote from: _33 on December 05, 2011, 08:04:30 PM

Why don't cannibals eat Arkansas fans?

because they taste like retards.

they can't eat themselves

Kat Kid · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:06:00 PM »

How do you shave a kool-aid stache off an Ark-aggy's upper lip?

Impossible, it just grows back.

_33 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:06:10 PM »

Two turds and an Arkansas Fan walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "you're going to have to leave because of how bad you smell"

And he was pointing at the Arkansas fan

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:07:04 PM »

Their football team.

LovesPigs · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:09:42 PM »

How do you circumcize an arky?
Kick his sister in the chin.

LovesPigs · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:11:33 PM »

What does a arky girl from Tennesee say after sex?
Git offa me, daddy, you cruching my cigarettes

ednksu · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:12:01 PM »

Quote from: LovesPigs on December 05, 2011, 08:09:42 PM

How do you circumcize an arky?
Kick his sister in the chin.

that is offensive sir. There is no reason to bring the rampant sexual abuse which occurs in Arkansas into this conversation.

Cire · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:14:27 PM »

Knock knock
Who's there?

A fat, stupid, drunk, chewing, smelly, redheaded guy

Gtfoomf arkansas fan

WildCatzPhreak · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:17:59 PM »

why did the arkansas fan cross the road?

there are no roads in arkansas (our infrastructure is better LOL)

alternative version:

why did the arkansas fan cross the road?

to get away from the other smelly arkansas fans

LovesPigs · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:19:10 PM »

i am sorry if it makes people upset but i still have a scar on my chin i have to look at every time i look in the mirrer. i was just trying to get sum awareniss out their.

RightMeow · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:21:58 PM »

True Story.

Friend of mine wandered south of the Missouri border to some 9 hole podunk golf courses to try to sell fertilizer, chemicals, etc. He met with the owner/superintendent, who was wearing overalls and missing teeth. The owner was really happy to see someone from another state and said he would like to introduce him to his wife and sister. So they went back to the "pro shop", where there was one fat, ugly woman standing behind the counter.

The End.

WildCatzPhreak · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:23:14 PM »

jesus man this is a joke thread leave the horror stories out of it

_33 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:27:32 PM »

How many Arkansas fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Probably like 100 because of how stupid they are.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:29:19 PM »

2 Arkansas fans walk into a bar. Bartender immediately yells, "Get out of here, white trash!"

Sprig · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:31:38 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on December 05, 2011, 08:29:19 PM

2 Arkansas fans walk into a bar. Bartender immediately yells, "Get out of here, white trash!"

Was the bartender black? If so it makes sense.

wabash909 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:36:11 PM »

Q: What’s the difference between an Arkansas fan and a carp?

A: One is a pig f*cker and the other is a fish.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:38:26 PM »

hey lovespig your tooth called and it said your breath stinks

Katpappy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:41:17 PM »

Quote from: wabash909 on December 05, 2011, 08:36:11 PM

Q: What’s the difference between an Arkansas fan and a carp?

A: One is a pig f*cker and the other is a fish.

+1

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:44:55 PM »

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arkansas
Arkansas who?
Arkansas Razorbacks
Arkansas Razorbacks who?
Ummmm... haven't you heard of us? We're that football team from Arkansas?
Oh, you mean the Sugar Bears?

BillyHogSnorton · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:48:30 PM »

Man that's the best y'all can do.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:49:01 PM »

Breaking News!!

University of Arkansas football practice was delayed nearly 4 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Razorbacks coach immediately suspended practice & called the local police. The police couldn't make a quick identification of the substance so they called in the FBI. After a complete analysis, the FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to football players and staff was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after FBI special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Boom Roasted, arthur brown headshot

Dingo · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:50:00 PM »

I'll tell this one until the cows com home ...

How does an Arkansas mom know when her daughter is on the rag?

Her son's dick tastes funny.

That's comic gold right there.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:52:23 PM »

Who does more drugs? Ryan Pallett? or Amy Winehouse?

WildCatzPhreak · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:53:53 PM »

another gem for you

why did the arkansas fan cross the road?

to go to walmart because he couldn't afford to shop anywhere else