Arkansas is a battered wife

[Pete]

Pounding after pounding in the SEC, Arkansas fans just pick themselves up and say "when he hits me I know he cares."

Most of the SEC still looks at them like an expansion team, yet first in line to "pay tribute" is Arkansas.    Arkansas is the ball-gag of the SEC.

[ShoelessWes]

Most of the SEC still looks at them like an expansion team, yet first in line to "pay tribute" is Arkansas.    Arkansas is the ball-gag of the SEC.

Not anymore... we have two new Vanderbilts. aTm and Mizzou will be great additions to our bottom feeders section of the conference.  Pretty funny, considering they were in the top half of the Big12.

[Pete]

Most of the SEC still looks at them like an expansion team, yet first in line to "pay tribute" is Arkansas.    Arkansas is the ball-gag of the SEC.

Not anymore... we have two new Vanderbilts. aTm and Mizzou will be great additions to our bottom feeders section of the conference.  Pretty funny, considering they were in the top half of the Big12.

No, they were bottom half. 

Jesus, yet another symptom of battered wife syndrome, thinking errors to rationalize their pain.  Holy smokes.

[ShoelessWes]

No, they were bottom half. 

Jesus, yet another symptom of battered wife syndrome, thinking errors to rationalize their pain.  Holy smokes.

In the last 10 years, they were both top half in wins.

[Pete]

No, they were bottom half. 

Jesus, yet another symptom of battered wife syndrome, thinking errors to rationalize their pain.  Holy smokes.

In the last 10 years, they were both top half in wins.

Welp, looks like you are "buying low" my man.  Congrats!

[michigancat]

pete, do you think Coach Snyder will go easy on the "Hogs" because they are such ball-gaggers? Seems like he might. He has always been known to win with class.

[Skipper44]

I was thinking a horribly hazed pledge

[Pete]

pete, do you think Coach Snyder will go easy on the "Hogs" because they are such ball-gaggers? Seems like he might. He has always been known to win with class.

He comes from a broken home, so he may have a soft spot for them.  I mean, when we beat the hell out of them he'll do the metaphorical "they fell down the stairs" thing and say they played a good game, but come on....

[Pete]

I was thinking a horribly hazed pledge

Is forcible intercourse inside the bounds of marriage considered "rape" in Arkansas?  Doubt it.

[POWL]

pig aggie.........don't do this to yourself

we know you are hurting

acceptance is the first step..................pig

[The Whale]

Was talking to a buddy of mine today.  He has a source within the UA/AU AD.  Source said that Arkansas was totally ready to leave for the Big XII to get away from the abuse, but had a change of heart at the last minute when the SEC made a "Naw baby, you know I love you, I promise it won't happen again" type calls. 

[the KHAN!]

Imagine if the SEC came home early for work and saw Pigaggies packed bags? 

[Pete]

[Rams]

I was thinking a horribly hazed pledge

This is more accurate. They keep getting the crap knocked out of them and getting picked on by the big boys, but they won't stop talking about how amazing their fraternity/conference is. Just really, really sad.

[LovesPigs]

I was thinking a horribly hazed pledge

Is forcible intercourse inside the bounds of marriage considered "rape" in Arkansas?  Doubt it.

their is no such thing as force sex in a arky famly.

[EuroCat]

pete, do you think Coach Snyder will go easy on the "Hogs" because they are such ball-gaggers? Seems like he might. He has always been known to win with class.

We have to think about our BCS rank so unfortunately i don't think LHC LHC Bill Snyder will be calling off the dogs until KSU is up by at least 70

[Cackle]

I was thinking a horribly hazed pledge

Is forcible intercourse inside the bounds of marriage considered "rape" in Arkansas?  Doubt it.

their is no such thing as force sex in a arky famly.

[AzCat]

I was thinking a horribly hazed pledge

Is forcible intercourse inside the bounds of marriage considered "rape" in Arkansas?  Doubt it.

their is no such thing as force sex in a arky famly.

So your sisters & cousins just fall on their backs with their legs in the air?   

[CNS]

What do you say to PigAggie with two black eyes?

Nothing, Alabama and LSU already told them twice

[hardcorekickball]

Do you guys pound each other in the ass with toilet plungers ala Tennessee?

[RightMeow]

I was thinking a horribly hazed pledge

Is forcible intercourse inside the bounds of marriage considered "rape" in Arkansas?  Doubt it.

their is no such thing as force sex in a arky famly.

The correct terminology is "Struggle Sex".

[SirrParker]

What do you say to PigAggie with two black eyes?

Nothing, Alabama and LSU already told them twice

That was Bama and LSU on the road.... You got that purple ass handed to you by OU at home (a team that lost to Tech, Baylor & Okie St.). Take your best shot kitty!

[Pete]

Do you guys pound each other in the ass with toilet plungers ala Tennessee?

What does "ala Tennessee" mean?  Do they bang people with toilet plungers in a way that is different than the regular way to bang people with toilet plungers?

[hardcorekickball]

Do you guys pound each other in the ass with toilet plungers ala Tennessee?

What does "ala Tennessee" mean?  Do they bang people with toilet plungers in a way that is different than the regular way to bang people with toilet plungers?

Break off the handle in the orifice that's getting plunged brocano.

[CNS]

What do you say to PigAggie with two black eyes?

Nothing, Alabama and LSU already told them twice

That was Bama and LSU on the road.... You got that purple ass handed to you by OU at home (a team that lost to Tech, Baylor & Okie St.). Take your best shot kitty!

Typical battered wife syndrome.  It doesn't matter where it happens. Its not right.  Its not your fault. Find a good shelter.

Thoughts and prayers.