Attn: All Arkansas Fans

[Rage Against the McKee]

As you probably know, the Big 12 is going to lose 2 garbage programs after this year. There were rumors that the Big 12 might contact Arkansas about joining our fine conference to help fill in the empty slots. I personally thought this would be a horrible move on the Big 12's part, as Arkansas is really just another Missouri. Thankfully, the Big 12 is adding 2 teams that will make our conference even better in perennial BCS Bowl participants West Virginia and TCU. It is now looking like we are about to add yet another blue blood to our fine conference in Notre Dame. We will need one more team to fill the 12th spot, and I'm sure Arkansas will come up again. I was just curious what you guys think about maybe joining a real conference that isn't loaded with patsies top to bottom? Are you interested in joining the Big 12?

[kingofdequeen]

As you probably know, the Big 12 is going to lose 2 garbage programs after this year. There were rumors that the Big 12 might contact Arkansas about joining our fine conference to help fill in the empty slots. I personally thought this would be a horrible move on the Big 12's part, as Arkansas is really just another Missouri. Thankfully, the Big 12 is adding 2 teams that will make our conference even better in perennial BCS Bowl participants West Virginia and TCU. It is now looking like we are about to add yet another blue blood to our fine conference in Notre Dame. We will need one more team to fill the 12th spot, and I'm sure Arkansas will come up again. I was just curious what you guys think about maybe joining a real conference that isn't loaded with patsies top to bottom? Are you interested in joining the Big 12?

is the invitation going to be on letterhead and everything?  or are you just gonna email us like the group of bitches you are?

[Rage Against the McKee]

As you probably know, the Big 12 is going to lose 2 garbage programs after this year. There were rumors that the Big 12 might contact Arkansas about joining our fine conference to help fill in the empty slots. I personally thought this would be a horrible move on the Big 12's part, as Arkansas is really just another Missouri. Thankfully, the Big 12 is adding 2 teams that will make our conference even better in perennial BCS Bowl participants West Virginia and TCU. It is now looking like we are about to add yet another blue blood to our fine conference in Notre Dame. We will need one more team to fill the 12th spot, and I'm sure Arkansas will come up again. I was just curious what you guys think about maybe joining a real conference that isn't loaded with patsies top to bottom? Are you interested in joining the Big 12?

is the invitation going to be on letterhead and everything?  or are you just gonna email us like the group of bitches you are?

I would imagine Deloss Dodds would send you a handwritten invitation and request an RSVP.

[Hog-a-lueah]

We spent 76 years playing little brother to Texas before we grew a set and bolted for a better conference. No desire to go back. How much of that LHN money are you going to see next year?

[SwineFlew]

As you probably know, the Big 12 is going to lose 2 garbage programs after this year. There were rumors that the Big 12 might contact Arkansas about joining our fine conference to help fill in the empty slots. I personally thought this would be a horrible move on the Big 12's part, as Arkansas is really just another Missouri. Thankfully, the Big 12 is adding 2 teams that will make our conference even better in perennial BCS Bowl participants West Virginia and TCU. It is now looking like we are about to add yet another blue blood to our fine conference in Notre Dame. We will need one more team to fill the 12th spot, and I'm sure Arkansas will come up again. I was just curious what you guys think about maybe joining a real conference that isn't loaded with patsies top to bottom? Are you interested in joining the Big 12?

KSU = Vandy and Ole Piss. 

We'll stay where we are.

[kingofdequeen]

I would imagine Deloss Dodds would send you a handwritten invitation and request an RSVP.

hmm.

[Rage Against the McKee]

We spent 76 years playing little brother to Texas before we grew a set and bolted for a better conference. No desire to go back. How much of that LHN money are you going to see next year?

We will get as much as we deserve. It's not like we are sending Texas any of the money from our network.

[kingofdequeen]

We will get as much as we deserve. It's not like we are sending Texas any of the money from our network.

A pie pan and a descrambler = / = "network"

[asava]

is the invitation going to be on letterhead and everything?  or are you just gonna email us like the group of bitches you are?

WAIT. Are you actually that guy! This is amazing. Not only do we have the best comedian on tv (Eric Stonestreet) we also have the 3rd funniest guy on his own show! This is awesome, you guys.

[KSU-Krazie]

We spent 76 years playing little brother to Texas before we grew a set and bolted for a better conference. No desire to go back. How much of that LHN money are you going to see next year?

That's the first thing I think of when growing a pair.......running.

[Rage Against the McKee]

We will get as much as we deserve. It's not like we are sending Texas any of the money from our network.

A pie pan and a descrambler = / = "network"

Our network has more viewers than the Longhorn Network.

[kingofdequeen]

WAIT. Are you actually that guy! This is amazing. Not only do we have the best comedian on tv (Eric Stonestreet) we also have the 3rd funniest guy on his own show! This is awesome, you guys.

my driver's license photo:

[the KHAN!]

Is mansion some kind of brand of trailer?

[KSUSUCKS]

Beleive me there is zero chance Arkansas goes to the Big crap. gee i think we ll stay in the conference that gets more revenue than any other, has produced the last 6 national champions, and actually shares their revenue.
oh and we dont have to cling on Texas like little Bitches.

Good like finding any AQ conference that wants you when the Big crap falls apart.
Let me ask you this, if Missouri and Colorado ditch for better options, how in the world would you consider that an elite conference. when was your last Title or Heisman?????

[Dugout DickStone]

Is mansion some kind of brand of trailer?

A trailer with an outhouse!?

[RightMeow]

Preview?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Beleive me there is zero chance Arkansas goes to the Big crap. gee i think we ll stay in the conference that gets more revenue than any other, has produced the last 6 national champions, and actually shares their revenue.
oh and we dont have to cling on Texas like little Bitches.

Good like finding any AQ conference that wants you when the Big crap falls apart.
Let me ask you this, if Missouri and Colorado ditch for better options, how in the world would you consider that an elite conference. when was your last Title or Heisman?????

We asked Colorado to leave and half of Missouri's administration is on meth. They can't even pronounce their own rough ridin' state. They call it Missurrah, I crap you not.

[kslim]

Is mansion some kind of brand of trailer?

You would know. Looking for an upgrade?

thats the cat way. why settle?

 

[bakerman]

We spent 76 years playing little brother to Texas before we grew a set and bolted for a better conference. No desire to go back. How much of that LHN money are you going to see next year?

about as much as you are getting from Florida's network.

[the KHAN!]

Is mansion some kind of brand of trailer?

You would know. Looking for an upgrade?

I'm asking the question, pigaggie, so obviously I wouldn't know.

I'm willing to forgive you though, as I realize the one room school trailer you were taught basic logic in probably burned down when the Klan heard about that curriculum.

[fr@ck me]

Beleive me there is zero chance Arkansas goes to the Big crap. gee i think we ll stay in the conference that gets more revenue than any other, has produced the last 6 national champions, and actually shares their revenue.
oh and we dont have to cling on Texas like little Bitches.

Good like finding any AQ conference that wants you when the Big crap falls apart.
Let me ask you this, if Missouri and Colorado ditch for better options, how in the world would you consider that an elite conference. when was your last Title or Heisman?????

We asked Colorado to leave and half of Missouri's administration is on meth. They can't even pronounce their own rough ridin' state. They call it Missurrah, I crap you not.

Kind of like people from Arkansas pronounce it Arkansaw?  maybe we should buy the whole state "hooked on phonics".  It could be our end of the year fund raising campaign, a good will gesture if you will.  Mods please pin to the top for donations from our fine grads.

[Hawgalude]

3rd best in the SEC West = BIG 12 Champion

just so you know how it works.

[ksateBLOWS]

I mean KSTATE fans are ridiculous... Why would we ever leave the best conference in America to join the shitty Big 12. The SEC is the best conference BY FAR. 6 national titles?? Your conference added West Virginia and TCU? West Virginia hasn't been good since White and Slaton and honestly aren't going to be a factor in the Big 12. TCU wow they had a few good years and well they they are  decent team, if you put them in the SEC they win 6 games maybe. Now Idk why all you K-State fans are talking crap, this season was a fluke.. Colin Klein is all you guys have and your SOS was terrible. Arkansas wins by 3 TD's and I can't wait to see all of you over cocky (for nothing) fans walk out and complain. Oh and come Cotton Bowl time you'll see what playing a real team feels like.

[LibraryHog]

Beleive me there is zero chance Arkansas goes to the Big crap. gee i think we ll stay in the conference that gets more revenue than any other, has produced the last 6 national champions, and actually shares their revenue.
oh and we dont have to cling on Texas like little Bitches.

Good like finding any AQ conference that wants you when the Big crap falls apart.
Let me ask you this, if Missouri and Colorado ditch for better options, how in the world would you consider that an elite conference. when was your last Title or Heisman?????

We asked Colorado to leave and half of Missouri's administration is on meth. They can't even pronounce their own rough ridin' state. They call it Missurrah, I crap you not.

Kind of like people from Arkansas pronounce it Arkansaw?  maybe we should buy the whole state "hooked on phonics".  It could be our end of the year fund raising campaign, a good will gesture if you will.  Mods please pin to the top for donations from our fine grads.

Arkansas is a word from an indian tribe, you idiot.

My god, do people from Kansas not get education?!

[fr@ck me]

We spent 76 years playing little brother to Texas before we grew a set and bolted for a better conference. No desire to go back. How much of that LHN money are you going to see next year?

so what you are saying is that you are afraid of the team that finished 6th in the Big12 and we own?