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The Purple Cat things are committed to protecting the safety of the global food supply chain and delivering high value educational and technical programs.

AIB provides Food Safety Inspections, Audits, and Certifications, Food Safety Education, and Research & Technical Services. Their renowned School of Baking offers the best educational experience in the baking industry to students from North America and around the world.

Their potent little 10/12/whatever it is called now defense will be trying to get to our all SEC QB Tyler Wilson constantly.  Leading this attack will be no other than the renowned Jerry Mithen.  He was a driving force behind the development of the International Food Audit Program service, and in 1995 was chosen to oversee the restructuring of the Occupational Safety Audits Program under the same type of organizational structure that has been so successful for Food Safety.  Look for constant blitzes and his tendency to favor the outside.



On the offensive side of the ball, they return several key starters from last year's run to the Andvanced Roll and Bread Production Seminar Bowl.

Specifically, Ruth Emerson.  This hot momma is well-known for her capacious memory and encyclopedic knowledge of baking, and was recognized as a major resource in her own right when the Louis Livingston Library was renamed in her honor at the meeting of the AIB Board of Trustees at Atlantic.  This is, of course, coupled with an impressive sub 4.4 forty, good feet, and great power after contact, means that we well have to tackle well if we expect to beat the Jayhawks in January.



And on the passing side, none other than the amazing Gur Ranhotra.  This guy was truly a diamond in the rough.  He was found making wheat outfits on the side of the road after being kicked out of the Westboro Church, and Kansas Jayhawks current coach, Ron Prince, was able to convert this energy into an amazing display on the football field.  Gur excels at reading deep routes and has excellent footwork.  He is also very good at scrambling, which goes back to his days as a young child in Kansas, running away from tornadoes in Omaha.



The Chiefs have a wide array of wide receivers to throw to.  Keep your eyes out for big, bad James Vetter:



And of course, the terrifying Pual Clover.



These bakery masterminds are sure get some major yardage, cook some delicious bread, and look good doing it.

All in all it should be a great game, with one of the teams coming from a respected, dominating conference, and another team will be there, too.

I see a high-scoring affair with pastries for all.

Arkansas Razorbacks - 42

AIB Catbirds - 27


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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 10:11:36 AM »
hmmm AIB smack talk. Never thought I'd see that, I'm impressed.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 10:18:24 AM »
This one is solid.   :popcorn:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 10:21:35 AM »
you're trying to make fun of us for having an institute in our town that leads the world in food production standards?  :thumbsup:

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 10:24:23 AM »
you're trying to make fun of us for having an institute in our town that leads the world in food production standards?  :thumbsup:

No making fun of here.  All respect, homey.  All I ask is that you bring me some biscuits at Jerry World.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 10:25:57 AM »
this is fantastic, good work ^_^


hmmm AIB smack talk. Never thought I'd see that, I'm impressed.
it's incredible.  so blessed.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 10:30:31 AM »
this is fantastic, good work ^_^


hmmm AIB smack talk. Never thought I'd see that, I'm impressed.
it's incredible.  so blessed.

Truly.  Although he used the word capacious and generally seems literate, so I've got a feeling this dude's a sock.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 10:31:26 AM »
ya i got lost on that  word.  is capacious a type of deli meat?


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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 10:38:57 AM »
you're trying to make fun of us for having an institute in our town that leads the world in food production standards?  :thumbsup:

No making fun of here.  All respect, homey.  All I ask is that you bring me some biscuits at Jerry World.

don't back off of it! i was giving you props, hence the  :thumbsup: guy

this is probably some of the best work by an opposing fan we've had.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2011, 12:23:31 PM »
ya i got lost on that  word.  is capacious a type of deli meat?

I believe it means bitter-tasting and is generally used to describe sharp cheddars from southeastern France.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2011, 12:28:24 PM »
Wow.  AIB.  Well done sir.
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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2011, 12:40:41 PM »
Looks like someone is buying into the system. Welcome aboard the SS goEMAW  :love:

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 10:50:17 PM »
Looks like someone is buying into the system. Welcome aboard the SS goEMAW  :love:

I'm just putting on a facade.  It's more for your wheat than anything.  It is wheat that you have a lot of, right?  Or is that corn?

Our Walmart people and your corn people should become friends.  Imagine the possibilities...

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 10:52:50 PM »
Looks like someone is buying into the system. Welcome aboard the SS goEMAW  :love:

I'm just putting on a facade.  It's more for your wheat than anything.  It is wheat that you have a lot of, right?  Or is that corn?

Our Walmart people and your corn people should become friends.  Imagine the possibilities...

Discount wheat bread?

We really have something going here.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 10:57:35 PM »
Looks like someone is buying into the system. Welcome aboard the SS goEMAW  :love:

I'm just putting on a facade.  It's more for your wheat than anything.  It is wheat that you have a lot of, right?  Or is that corn?

Our Walmart people and your corn people should become friends.  Imagine the possibilities...

Discount wheat bread?

We really have something going here.

Looking forward to discount candy corn  :lick: :lick:

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 10:59:02 PM »
And of course, the terrifying Pual Clover.



I personally know Paul Clover, and this photo had to have been taken roughly 20 years ago.    :D

(Also reminds me of the time I witnessed him spill a full cup of coffee all over himself.   :lol:

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 11:01:05 PM »
I have to become AIB certified by the end of the year for my job. K-State basically runs the show when it comes to the food industry especially grain production and baking.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 11:01:27 PM »
Impressive.....kinda direct pilfering of the Sugar Bears but gotta appreciate the research and not going after the lazy option of MCC.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 11:05:49 PM »
And of course, the terrifying Pual Clover.



I personally know Paul Clover, and this photo had to have been taken roughly 20 years ago.    :D

(Also reminds me of the time I witnessed him spill a full cup of coffee all over himself.   :lol:

Wait...this man was alive 20 years ago? 

That deserves me inserting this double handed purple shocker hybrid attack picture that you people so graciously included when I become an emaw member.

 :combofan:

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 11:11:01 PM »
And of course, the terrifying Pual Clover.



I personally know Paul Clover, and this photo had to have been taken roughly 20 years ago.    :D

(Also reminds me of the time I witnessed him spill a full cup of coffee all over himself.   :lol:

Wait...this man was alive 20 years ago? 

That deserves me inserting this double handed purple shocker hybrid attack picture that you people so graciously included when I become an emaw member.

 :combofan:

Yeah, it's just that I can't believe they haven't periodically updated their employee photos like most companies do.  Now that I look at it, that may be 25 years old.  Hard to tell.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2011, 11:15:15 PM »
And of course, the terrifying Pual Clover.



I personally know Paul Clover, and this photo had to have been taken roughly 20 years ago.    :D

(Also reminds me of the time I witnessed him spill a full cup of coffee all over himself.   :lol:

Wait...this man was alive 20 years ago? 

That deserves me inserting this double handed purple shocker hybrid attack picture that you people so graciously included when I become an emaw member.

 :combofan:

Yeah, it's just that I can't believe they haven't periodically updated their employee photos like most companies do.  Now that I look at it, that may be 25 years old.  Hard to tell.

Are you from the future?  Who wins the Cotton Bowl this year?

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2011, 11:21:56 PM »
And of course, the terrifying Pual Clover.



I personally know Paul Clover, and this photo had to have been taken roughly 20 years ago.    :D

(Also reminds me of the time I witnessed him spill a full cup of coffee all over himself.   :lol:

Wait...this man was alive 20 years ago? 

That deserves me inserting this double handed purple shocker hybrid attack picture that you people so graciously included when I become an emaw member.

 :combofan:

Yeah, it's just that I can't believe they haven't periodically updated their employee photos like most companies do.  Now that I look at it, that may be 25 years old.  Hard to tell.

Are you from the future?  Who wins the Cotton Bowl this year?

I predict LSU wins the Cotton Bowl this year by a score of 41 to 24.

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Re: Razorback Fans: Know your enemies at the Institute of Manhattan, Kansas
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2011, 11:27:49 PM »
And of course, the terrifying Pual Clover.



I personally know Paul Clover, and this photo had to have been taken roughly 20 years ago.    :D

(Also reminds me of the time I witnessed him spill a full cup of coffee all over himself.   :lol:

Wait...this man was alive 20 years ago? 

That deserves me inserting this double handed purple shocker hybrid attack picture that you people so graciously included when I become an emaw member.

 :combofan:

Yeah, it's just that I can't believe they haven't periodically updated their employee photos like most companies do.  Now that I look at it, that may be 25 years old.  Hard to tell.

Are you from the future?  Who wins the Cotton Bowl this year?

I predict LSU wins the Cotton Bowl this year by a score of 41 to 24.

Woah...am I from the future, too?