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The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on December 04, 2011, 11:30:22 PMLevon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers. My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone.
Levon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers.
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on December 04, 2011, 11:43:44 PMQuote from: Hawgalude on December 04, 2011, 11:42:07 PMQuote from: SkinnyBenny on December 04, 2011, 11:30:22 PMLevon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers. My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone. So your cousin is married to a smelly loser?No, I did not say she was married to Levon himself. The funniest part of your statement is that when Levon returned to Marvell, Ar. he looked like a homeless drunk guy without a shirt and was ran out of a town that had a sign welcoming people to the home of Levon Helm. I am sure he has enough money to buy the town if he wanted too.,
Quote from: Hawgalude on December 04, 2011, 11:42:07 PMQuote from: SkinnyBenny on December 04, 2011, 11:30:22 PMLevon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers. My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone. So your cousin is married to a smelly loser?
Smells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.
looks like it has a lot going on, if you like flat tops like your women and your land
-The Northwest Arkansas Metroplex (NWA)
Quote from: Hawgalude on December 04, 2011, 11:47:38 PMQuote from: SkinnyBenny on December 04, 2011, 11:43:44 PMQuote from: Hawgalude on December 04, 2011, 11:42:07 PMQuote from: SkinnyBenny on December 04, 2011, 11:30:22 PMLevon Helm is the only good thing to come out of your state, and he was from the part that you claim is shitty. I think you have things all twisted up, because as it turns out, the rest of Arkansas is for smelly losers. My cousin is married to one of his child hood friends, I know where he grew up and the community he came from. I love the Delta and it has the best BBQ in the world. Arkansas is infinity times better than that flat plain of a tornado dust bowl you all call a state. The best part of Kansas is when you are leaving Kansas. Ask anyone. So your cousin is married to a smelly loser?No, I did not say she was married to Levon himself. The funniest part of your statement is that when Levon returned to Marvell, Ar. he looked like a homeless drunk guy without a shirt and was ran out of a town that had a sign welcoming people to the home of Levon Helm. I am sure he has enough money to buy the town if he wanted too., So Levon Helm spent his childhood in Arkansas. Your cousin is married to one of his childhood friends. I'm no mathematician* but I think by the transitive property this means that your cousin is married to a smelly loser. Either that or your story is full of holes.*--It is but one of many impressive academic avenues I could have pursued had I wanted to, but as a it already came naturally to me and I found it to posed very little challenge so I went after something new just to broaden my horizons.
my cousins husband
Quote from: jtksu on December 04, 2011, 11:17:59 PMSmells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.I see from what I am reading here it is true. Three kinds of suns in Kansas.SunshineSunflowers Sons a Bitches
Quote from: seeweezeke on December 04, 2011, 11:58:07 PMQuote from: jtksu on December 04, 2011, 11:17:59 PMSmells like poop 75% of the time. What kind of poop is determined by location and prevailing winds.WalMart. Single handidly led to the 400 pound ladies in tarps being fooled into believing it's okay to keep double fisting those cheetos.Meth. Arkansas invented it and is dead set on perfecting it because moonshine is just too pricey and volatile.I see from what I am reading here it is true. Three kinds of suns in Kansas.SunshineSunflowers Sons a Bitchesomg
Quote from: Fayettechill on December 04, 2011, 11:27:41 PM-The Northwest Arkansas Metroplex (NWA)
Apparently there are some musicians from NWA that recently started up a band, here's a link to their new music video:
Apparently the Kansas State fans are too poor to afford the $100 fee to rivals. This board is classless.
Quote from: Ham Malone on December 05, 2011, 12:05:01 AMApparently there are some musicians from NWA that recently started up a band, here's a link to their new music video:Here's another Arky fan fave!!!!
