Jack really left this poor bubba here to get embarrassed. Seems like pigaggies aren't very loyal.
I have to admit I am a bit embarrasst. I went along with the 3-2 smack but my heart is absolutely pure on this one Limeys. Clearly it's the salve you need to help get over the buttpain, maybe my suggesting it might help Keiths was a bad idea, I don't know? I have to say that I'm starting to get a little worried about you and Keiths. Now here me out cause this is going to be a bit long. I think the Scheme Dr. is bad for you little pluggers. Decades and decades of truly being the suck in college football had you guys sorta embracing the suck. Hell, this thread is a small sample of that mindset, however, ever since the Scheme Dr. showed up and put a few W's in the left column, I fear the expectation level has gone totally out of whack. Now all the sudden you ain't so quick to embrace the "we suck" montra and I ain't so sure you little corkers are ready to quit sucking. Take the Cotton Bowl for example. Deep down you boys knew you were gonna get thrasheded as evidenced by you'ins starting this thread. But the Scheme Dr. has given a couple of youins some hope and the results is poor Keiths can't even show his face no more, and while you had me sold at first that you weren't mad no more, after a little probing by Ole Malberry the Piece Dr., I was able to draw out all sorta butthurt still tangled up inside. Now here's what Ole Malberry, the Pice Dr., thinks would help you little pluggers so listen up. You don't just go from damn near a century of sucking to no sucking anymore. There's stages you have to go through. Here's the stages.
Stage 1....MY GOD, We suck more worst than anyteam in football, including High School
Stage 2...Yeah, we suck but we don't suck as bad as we use to
Stage 3...If you think we suck you shoulda seen my sons jr. high team the other night
Stage 4...Maybe we should change the name of our team from Aggies to Kats?
Stage 5...Name change didn't do crap, GOD WE SUCK
Stage 6...Who cares if we Suck, theres far more important things in this world than sucking at football
Stage 7...Well, we may suck but at least we are winning a few games ever now and again
Stage 8....Ok, we suck but check out our series record against Cherryville
Stage 9...The nice thing about sucking is my sweetie tries to console me after the games
Stage 10...Either Ole Malberry is icing down my sweetie or we don't suck nearly as bad 'cause i'm not getting as much action this year as I did last
Stage 11...It definately ain't Ole Malberry, we are getting better. Not sure if I like going from getting laid 9 times a year to only 6.
Now, when you've gone decades and decades of sucking you don't go from stage 1 straight to stage 11. I know the Scheme Dr. has helped you little pluggers win some games but I ain't so damn sure it's healthy. You use to be content with sucking and taking photos of big balls of twine. You were happy, content. Kstate sucking meant the world was rotating on greased grooves, Then in saunters the Scheme Dr., givin everone false hope, and now poor Ole Keiths won't come around no more. No sir, I don't like it one little bit and yes I am embarrasst.
Malberry Squeezins "The Piece Dr."
