I just wanted to stop by and say thank you. Thank you sacrificing you image and showing up at JerryWorld. On top of showing up, you actually allowed Arkansas to win, and that was extremely gentlemanly of you. It really shows that there is a little bit of good left in this world. I would have never believed that a group of people would support their purple trousered warriors in an effort to help a lowlife team like my Razorbacks gain a little confidence.
On a side note, I am very proud of my state. If it wasn't for our brilliant civil engineers, I would have been in quite a predicament at halftime. You see, I ran out of Bud heavy late in the second quarter. Thankfully, our genius city planners put a Walmart right outside of the gate to my trailer park, so I was able to run over to the beer store and not miss any of the game. Unfortunately, every hillbilly had the same idea, so the Bud heavy was unavailible, so I had to settle for Old Milwaukee and a bag of pork rinds. In fact, our city planners are so smart, they prolly got their edgemecation at KState, so I guess I have another thing to thank you for. I was so excited when Klein threw that last interception to prove that you guys were "all in" concerning your charity effort, that I ran over to my cousin, wife, whatever......and slapped the smile right off her face. I was so happy I apologized to Obama, my half black goat (your know why I owed him an apology
). I would have posted my thank you last night, but the public library wasn't open, so I didn't have any internet access. I know the idea of a public library in Arkansas is laughable, but we need all those books on tape about hunting, trapping, moonshine, and auto repair manuals. Oh well, maybe you guys could donate some more books on tape since we cant read.
Anyway, my cousin wife says my meth lab is on fire, so I gotta get home to the trailer park before I lose my secondary source of income (disability is #1). Y'all have a mighty fine year and good luck with the big 12 next year. May you have another opportunity to to prove the big 12's worth against the SEC. But in all seriousness, KState was better than I thought they would be, not too bad guys, not too bad. I dont have any thing bad to say about your team, I thought it was a pretty good game. Ill let you guys have your board back, and maybe the other Arkansans will follow me to the door....Ill yell YEEHAAAAW to get their attention....................
Y'all are pretty good at that there trolling thing too
Have a good one OneToothJimbo
