Sounds like some people might be interested in a mail order concubine service, no?
pigaggie men will ALWAYS be eager to pay for sex.
Ah, Young Stone, Kansas or Arkaggyland,,, we all payin' for it................
Common refrain by dudes who pay for it.
If you are married you are payin' for it. We just pay ours in rubles.
What if you aren't married and have a lot of one night stands with girls you meet out at the bars?
Well, then regardless of your conference affiliation,,, you are a hero in my eyes.
I'll bet you don't drink beer often, but when you do, its Dos Equis