Author Topic: Official welcome to the board Hog fans! (Read 34160 times)

wes mantooth · « **on:** December 04, 2011, 09:35:29 PM »

Hope everyone treats you well here. We actually have a lot of things in common with you kind folks. For instance "Kansas" is in both of our schools names. Also, Dana Altman coached at both of our schools. However, our fans don't squeal like pigs during sporting events, or in everyday life. Two similarities though, only the one difference.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:38:03 PM »

AppleJack · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:39:20 PM »

I've been to Eureka Springs!

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:40:03 PM »

The great citizens of Kansas and Arkansas both believe in hard work, and are very trust-worthy and family friendly people. Arkansas people, however, are not very smart and have bad teeth/hygiene. Only one difference, though!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:41:01 PM »

welcome hog fans! i hadgrandparents in both kansas and arkansas growing up. my arkansas relatives and i both loved getting together over the holidays. the arkansas relatives routinely had sex with each other while those of us that lived in kansas did not and thought it was really weird and gross. two more similarities and just one difference for me. welcome to the board cousin fuckers.

wetwillie · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:42:10 PM »

Toadsuck, Arkansas is an absolute
treasure. Thank you for sharing it.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:43:01 PM »

Your cliffs suck and you are terrible people. THIS ONE IS FOR DYLAN

Cire · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:44:08 PM »

We both have proud sports teams and fan bases, our fans aren't gigantic racists and are very tolerant of all.two similarities and only one difference!

kstater · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:44:34 PM »

I've been a citizen of both Kansas and Arkansas. Welcome pig squealers. I can definitely say that I was shocked that Mike Anderson was hired back at Arkansas. Draw your own conclusions as to why I felt that.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:44:40 PM »

Once I was flying to Miami and I think I may have passed over Arkansas. Not sure. I mean it looked like a bunch of Wal-Marts, but I can't say for sure. 10,000 feet was close enough.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:49:19 PM »

Arkansas and Kansas have such similar names. We are one and the same, you just have more 'arrrr'. Probably due to an over or under bite

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Tortuga on December 04, 2011, 09:44:40 PM

Once I was flying to Miami and I think I may have passed over Arkansas. Not sure. I mean it looked like a bunch of Wal-Marts, but I can't say for sure. 10,000 feet was close enough.

Did it stink like sulfur? That was likely Arkansas. I have flown over it too. Closed air vent and ordered another drink.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:55:57 PM »

--Both of our teams beat Texas A&M this year

--You guys play in Bud Walton Arena and we once had Larry "Bud" Melman come to our Arena for some Midnight Madness fun

--Your fanbase is comprised entirely of meth cooks and other assorted jailbirds whereas ours is comprised of high-rollers who are well-educated and very successful in business and other impressive/important aspects of life.

Well would you look at that! That's two more similarities and just one more difference!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2011, 09:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 04, 2011, 09:50:21 PM

Quote from: Tortuga on December 04, 2011, 09:44:40 PM
Once I was flying to Miami and I think I may have passed over Arkansas. Not sure. I mean it looked like a bunch of Wal-Marts, but I can't say for sure. 10,000 feet was close enough.

Did it stink like sulfur? That was likely Arkansas. I have flown over it too. Closed air vent and ordered another drink.

I felt a little nausea, which is unusual as I am a frequent flier. I was able to catch a stewardess' eye and have her bring a hot towel and scotch. I hadn't really given it much thought until just now with all this talk, but my God Dallas will be a most unfortunate experience for many Wildcats. I don't know if we're ready to really see their 1%.

As many of you know, goEMAW's philanthropy was recently recognized as the most outstanding in all of Wichita by Big Brothers/Big Sisters. However, we are in the earliest stages of putting together a charity for Arkansas. We loaned them our State's name, and I think we should feel a certain sympathy for their hardships. Their lives of squalor can certainly be improved through generosity.

We will be posting a link once we've made the necessary arrangements.

chunkles · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:01:33 PM »

you have a town in our state that is named after your state! You should stop by and tell them where you are from.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:02:00 PM »

This young Hog fan, Jebediah, is nourished by only Kool-Aid and Kraft singles. His parents are unable to clothe or provide him with the Flintstone vitamins and books he needs to grow and prosper. Please find it in your hearts to donate once we've made the link available.

Let's send the message to Arkansas, that we will not let them continue on like this. That we care about their poverty and absolute lack of any opportunities without our love, help and support.

chunkles · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:09:01 PM »

Quote from: chunkles on December 04, 2011, 10:01:33 PM

you have a town in our state that is named after your state! You should stop by and tell them where you are from.

BTW, we have a town in our state named after our state too, so don't get all excited about it. pfffft razorbaggies.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:10:26 PM »

They named their state after a river of ours. Should we graciously allow them to bathe in it upstream from Oklahoma? I hear that the water becomes quite contaminated once the river starts to flow through Oklahoma and becomes quite literally toxic once it hits Arkansas. Kind of like that body of water in Erin Brockovich, which would explain a lot actually.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:12:30 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on December 04, 2011, 10:10:26 PM

They named their state after a river of ours. Should we graciously allow them to bathe in it upstream from Oklahoma? I here that the water becomes quite contaminated once the river starts to flow through Oklahoma and becomes quite literally toxic once it hits Arkansas. Kind of like that body of water in Erin Brockovich, which would explain a lot actually.

It is hard to even imagine.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:24:32 PM »

Tortuga, you can put me down for the usual amount for that little Razorback fan. So sad.

Futete · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:25:25 PM »

You guys have a football team? Lol what?

Kat Kid · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:26:34 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 04, 2011, 10:24:32 PM

Tortuga, you can put me down for the usual amount for that little Razorback fan. So sad.

Appreciate it. We'll have something up tomorrow I think but I knew I could count on you.

gohogs14 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:27:46 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on December 04, 2011, 10:10:26 PM

They named their state after a river of ours. Should we graciously allow them to bathe in it upstream from Oklahoma? I hear that the water becomes quite contaminated once the river starts to flow through Oklahoma and becomes quite literally toxic once it hits Arkansas. Kind of like that body of water in Erin Brockovich, which would explain a lot actually.

Arkansas was a state before kansas bro

Futete · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:28:42 PM »

Did k state play OU this year?

BallHawg10 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2011, 10:31:15 PM »

Oh man, this is gonna be a fun month.