Dear patrons of goEMAW

[kyles]

The management at WavingTheWheat.com is now accepting applications for the WtW ambassador internship program. This program is dedicated to hopeful goemawers who dream of one day becoming a goEMAW ambassador to WavingTheWheat.com.

There was a trial period with _33 and the management has decided to move on to other options. Potential ambassadors should be self-driven, group leaders, and able to cook at least decent barbecue pork ribs.

Please send resume, cover letter, references, college transcript, ACT scores, height, weight, BMI, family pedigree report, and headshot in a PM to me.

Thank you and have a great day,

kyles (aka Oobers aka wheater extraordinaire)

[Kat Kid]

kyles thread.

[kyles]

kyles thread.

Apply. I see great potential in you Tortuga.

[EuroCat]

Is a company car on the table?

[pissclams]

33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

[WildcatNkilt]

paid internship?

[_33]

33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

[pissclams]

33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL

squawk outed

[_33]

33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL

squawk outed

Is this because I didn't know how to help you make a gif that one time?

[pissclams]

33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL

squawk outed

Is this because I didn't know how to help you make a gif that one time?

boom, roasted.  yup, detective inventor just busted me. 

[_33]

33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL

squawk outed

Is this because I didn't know how to help you make a gif that one time?

boom, roasted.  yup, detective inventor just busted me. 

Knew it. I know how now btw but I'm not going to tell you.

[Pete]

After the past two days, you may want to rethink this exchange student idea.   

[Pendergast]

goEMAW doesn't have any "patrons" dumbass.  Buy a rough ridin' dictionary.

[kyles]

After the past two days, you may want to rethink this exchange student idea.   

We're now considering a refugee program to house goemawers who were kicked out by the pig aggies.