After we completely DESTROY Iowa State, how will YOU celebrate the Big 12 Title?

[Pete]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

[the KHAN!]

I am going to have sex with a very hot woman. Or maybe I'll just go to the ville. Who knows.

[J]

I'll probably find a tiny (no more than 4'9") mexican women and have her do handstands while I watch and play Madden 2001 on my gameboy color and also listen to Fleetwood Mac (or Black Sabbith, depends on my mood). Probably will sip on Great Value brand chocolate milk as well.

[MadCat]

2 chicks and a kilo of coke.

[420seriouscat69]

Take it to the pussies thread guys!

[AbeFroman]

By raping, murdering and pillaging the town of Ogden

[Dugout DickStone]

Do some curls with clams.

[OK_Cat]

I'll probably say something outloud, so that everyone around me can hear it.  probably something like "ladies and gents, just wanted you to know that the kansas state wildcats are now officially big 12 champions in the first year of the round robin format.  clearly, we are superior.  i know that because we were playing iowa state, it was a foregone conclusion, but i just wanted to inform you.  thanks, and enjoy your cabernet."

[IStater]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

Give me some of what you are drinking!

[FP TC etc.]

Burn a couch.

[420seriouscat69]

Burn a couch.

Good call! I'll probably burn IStater!

[slimz]

Dr. Pepper locker-room style celebration, followed by bottle of Santana DVX.

[OK_Cat]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

Give me some of what you are drinking!

name one accomplishment in the recent history of ISU football that would lead us to believe that ISU has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

[J]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

Give me some of what you are drinking!

 

Guys, I really think he believes his team has a chance...

Oh and I've decided...definitely Fleetwood Mac (PRE Stevie Nicks, eff that bitch)

[MadCat]

Something like this:

[steve dave]

I'm probably not even going to watch our snoozer of a morning game and instead concentrate on our evening Big 12 title game.  May drive to stillwater to support the team.  

[pissclams]

ya i'm organizing a B12 Championship bonfire, don't have time for this POS game

[IStater]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

Give me some of what you are drinking!

name one accomplishment in the recent history of ISU football that would lead us to believe that ISU has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

Nobody knows history better than your coach father time.  As for recent history, ISU was two kicks away from winning the North in the 2000's.  Insert Chiz who effed it all up and now our coach is one of the most up and coming coaches in the country.  Accomplishment?  Beating #2 two weeks ago and changing the BCS landscape, is that big enough for you?

[OK_Cat]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

Give me some of what you are drinking!

name one accomplishment in the recent history of ISU football that would lead us to believe that ISU has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

Nobody knows history better than your coach father time.  As for recent history, ISU was two kicks away from winning the North in the 2000's.  Insert Chiz who effed it all up and now our coach is one of the most up and coming coaches in the country.  Accomplishment?  Beating #2 two weeks ago and changing the BCS landscape, is that big enough for you?

your recent history is "almost" winning the north in the past decade?  LOL

"Chiz" went on to win a NC at another school.  Oops.  Guess ISU is not a school that is capable of winning anything. 

[Lefty]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

Give me some of what you are drinking!

name one accomplishment in the recent history of ISU football that would lead us to believe that ISU has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

Nobody knows history better than your coach father time.  As for recent history, ISU was two kicks away from winning the North in the 2000's.  Insert Chiz who effed it all up and now our coach is one of the most up and coming coaches in the country.  Accomplishment?  Beating #2 two weeks ago and changing the BCS landscape, is that big enough for you?

What a rough ridin' dorky statement. Figure out your priorities in life and follow something with zeal.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Obviously it's a forgone conclusion that we'll easily beat ISU by double digits...

So, IF OU beats OSU, how will you celebrate the Big 12 title?


I am going to savor a nice bourbon and light a cigar off a flaming picture of  Saddam Hussein, then wake up on Sunday morning and go for out for some nice Dim Sum.

Give me some of what you are drinking!

name one accomplishment in the recent history of ISU football that would lead us to believe that ISU has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

Nobody knows history better than your coach father time.  As for recent history, ISU was two kicks away from winning the North in the 2000's.  Insert Chiz who effed it all up and now our coach is one of the most up and coming coaches in the country.  Accomplishment?  Beating #2 two weeks ago and changing the BCS landscape, is that big enough for you?

When was the last time ISU beat more than 1 ranked team in a season?

[jbkx]

2 chicks and a kilo of coke.

Nothing says "WILDCAT VICTORY" like Nipple Tracks thru the Smack!!

[the KHAN!]

Mizzou almost won the conference. KU almost won the North Division. I almost applied to Colorado.

None of those things happened either.

[steve dave]

One storyline for the morning snoozefest is if Paul Roads gets fired after yet another historic ass kicking at the hands of America's team.  You have to think that he goes the way of Turner Gill given his long history of sucking ass.

[OregonSmock]

Mizzou almost won the conference. KU almost won the North Division. I almost applied to Colorado.

None of those things happened either.

Ummm... correction:  KU did win the North division.  We tied.  Kinda like how K-State is hoping to tie for the Big 12 title with two teams that beat you guys head-to-head.