you know those people who wear the random colored ponchos like a camo or a bright orange one they got for hunting, yeah those are my parents

guess what they're getting for Christmas (pro hint: it's a purple poncho)
I just remember getting dressed up in so many layers for some games as a kid that I'm sure I looked like the michelin man, I want to try and avoid that while also not being freezing and wet

pretty easy to say when you're sitting on your couch in your living room 'hawk