Author Topic: I smell suicidal uncles.... (Read 5578 times)

OK_Cat · « **on:** November 28, 2011, 04:29:19 PM »

must be Farmageddon week!

I wonder if the Iowa State Cyclones football team will fail at this game, much like Hav's uncle failed to kill himself during the annual flood?

(someone tweet this to him to really "grind his gears." he blocked me on twitter.

)

Winters · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:32:52 PM »

I can't wait to punk the crap out of him in public.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:34:38 PM »

AbeFroman · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:44:21 PM »

Good news, Demi is single again.
Bad news, she wasn't the CornFlood fan in the relationship.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:47:27 PM »

W.U.T.T.!!!!

OregonSmock · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM »

OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM

OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:57:50 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

yeah

OK_Cat · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

OregonSmock · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:00:16 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

The fact that someone's life was destroyed?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:01:26 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 05:00:16 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

The fact that someone's life was destroyed?

let's not stretch the truth here, beems. the guy lives in iowa. when you're in the gutter already, you don't have to fall very far.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:02:31 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 05:01:26 PM

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 05:00:16 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

The fact that someone's life was destroyed?

let's not stretch the truth here, beems. the guy lives in iowa. when you're in the gutter already, you don't have to fall very far.

Uhhhh... don't you live in Oklahoma? It doesn't get more white trash than that.

EMAFW · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:35:18 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 05:02:31 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 05:01:26 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 05:00:16 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

The fact that someone's life was destroyed?

let's not stretch the truth here, beems. the guy lives in iowa. when you're in the gutter already, you don't have to fall very far.

Uhhhh... don't you live in Oklahoma? It doesn't get more white trash than that.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:40:26 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 05:00:16 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

The fact that someone's life was destroyed?

you should give him some of your money to help

hemmy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2011, 06:11:54 PM »

Wait, so havs tried to kill himself? Or a relative?

wetwillie · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2011, 06:20:51 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

It's not funny how irresponsible he was for not purchasing flood insurance in Iowa, the least he could have done is thought of the other people he would be impacting.

MadCat · « **Reply #17 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:16:39 AM »

Hav's uncle could learn a thing or two from A Box.

j-dub · « **Reply #18 on:** November 29, 2011, 12:30:24 AM »

#teambeems

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #19 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:40:47 AM »

Havs committed BBS seppuku

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:02:42 AM »

Quote from: j-dub on November 29, 2011, 12:30:24 AM

#teambeems

#teambeems as well.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #21 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:08:57 AM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 05:00:16 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

The fact that someone's life was destroyed?

I think the fact that he failed suicide is what is appealing to OK_Cat. I mean, he's not even making fun of a dead person this time.

LickNeckey · « **Reply #22 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:12:34 AM »

#teambeems

(it just feel weird to write it)

DQ12 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:10:50 AM »

Haverhill is coming to MHK this weekend...

OK_Cat · « **Reply #24 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:19:37 AM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on November 29, 2011, 09:08:57 AM

Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 05:00:16 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 28, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: OregonHawk on November 28, 2011, 04:52:32 PM
OK_Cat, why do you enjoy hurting people's feelings? Havs is a good kid.

It's the idea of it all. failed suicide is hilarious. if he drove drunk or something, i wouldn't laugh about it and make threads. that's not a laughing matter, really.

You think it's funny that a guy wanted to kill himself because he lost his business and his home to a flood?

what's NOT funny about it?

The fact that someone's life was destroyed?
I think the fact that he failed suicide is what is appealing to OK_Cat. I mean, he's not even making fun of a dead person this time.

Suicide is for losers and weak people, so to have someone like that attempt to off themselves and not do it is great.

This thread really bringing out the squawks. i expect the mods to tag all posters saying "team beems" with a "team beems" title under their name to really out them.