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Offline SkinnyBenny

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2011, 09:33:05 AM »
Two of the three people in this photo look like they're about to be suspended with eye hernias.   :thumbs:
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2011, 09:33:57 AM »
the chick on the right looks like a toad with downs
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2011, 09:34:06 AM »
the one on the left looks old.  Like, was-pregnant-at-14yrs-old-and-now-the-mother-of-the-one-on-the-right old

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2011, 09:34:58 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on November 21, 2011, 09:33:57 AM
the chick on the right looks like a toad with downs

More like the about-to-go downs
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2011, 09:35:34 AM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on November 21, 2011, 09:34:06 AM
the one on the left looks old.  Like, was-pregnant-at-14yrs-old-and-now-the-mother-of-the-one-on-the-right old




It's the Pink Ladies hairdo.  Might as well be wearing a poodle skirt.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2011, 09:35:51 AM »
With that hair theres no way the one on the left goes to K-State. Im guessing B-Street Design.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2011, 09:51:09 AM »
It's mandatory for KSU athletes to only bone ugly bitches, in order to avoid future lady caused problems... 

ie, wally judge
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2011, 10:18:18 AM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on November 21, 2011, 09:34:58 AM
Quote from: pissclams on November 21, 2011, 09:33:57 AM
the chick on the right looks like a toad with downs

More like the about-to-go downs

nice.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2011, 11:11:23 AM »
danny dan doesn't give a crap, he just needs to bust that nut.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2011, 11:38:28 AM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 21, 2011, 11:11:23 AM
danny dan doesn't give a crap, he just needs to bust that nut.

 :emawkid:

Agreed! If we all had pictures of some of the fillys we hooked up with freshman year, we might not leave the house! Who ever took this photo is a horrible human being!
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2011, 11:41:15 AM »
Threads like these are what makes goEMAW.com goEMAW.com.  Nice work, everybody.   :cheers:
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2011, 11:50:58 AM »
Quote from: fanningksu on November 21, 2011, 11:38:28 AM
Quote from: OK_Cat on November 21, 2011, 11:11:23 AM
danny dan doesn't give a crap, he just needs to bust that nut.

 :emawkid:
Who ever took this photo is a horrible human being!

my god...there's a third!!  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2011, 11:59:05 AM »
eeesh, tri delts have fallen far since I was in school
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2011, 12:42:17 PM »
Quote from: felix rex on November 21, 2011, 08:58:51 AM
I'm pretty sure Sams is a bill-gates-like philanthropist and this is his chosen charity work. This is his mission field.

We don't choose the mission God puts in front of us, but we do have a choice as to whether or not we do His work.

Daniel has made his choice.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2011, 10:51:09 AM »
Too stupid to post a picture--

But that gal on left may definitely be our very own EKOCAT.   
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2011, 10:52:15 AM »
Quote from: cuhmon on November 23, 2011, 10:51:09 AM
Too stupid to post a picture--

But that gal on left may definitely be our very own EKOCAT.   

no.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2011, 10:52:54 AM »
she's not EKOCAT.  although she may be TRIDELTSLUT, unconfirmed.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2011, 11:08:46 AM »
Quote from: cuhmon on November 23, 2011, 10:51:09 AM
Too stupid to post a picture--

But that gal on left may definitely be our very own EKOCAT.   

Weird first post.  Weirder name.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2011, 11:23:32 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on November 23, 2011, 10:52:54 AM
she's not EKOCAT.  although she may be TRIDELTSLUT, unconfirmed.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2011, 11:29:35 AM »
If I was him and those two offered me a chance to take turns on them in private, I would say yes. If they said the same but someone to take pic prior to only to be plastered all over some unsavory web forum for all to speculate....I would still say yes. Go Daniel.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2011, 11:37:56 AM »
It that a wrapped condom the girl on the right has behind her back?
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2011, 01:32:09 PM »
two 3's equals a 6 .. which means fu*kable drunk!  :ksu:
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2011, 01:55:17 PM »
Quote from: EMAWzified on November 23, 2011, 11:37:56 AM
It that a wrapped condom the girl on the right has behind her back?
Looks to be her ID. Good work on carding her Daniel. Better safe than sorry.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2011, 03:52:59 PM »
Quote from: Gooch on November 23, 2011, 01:55:17 PM
Quote from: EMAWzified on November 23, 2011, 11:37:56 AM
It that a wrapped condom the girl on the right has behind her back?
Looks to be her ID. Good work on carding her Daniel. Better safe than sorry.

Bet he made her sign a pre-coital. Smart.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2011, 02:26:12 PM »
Quote from: EMAWzified on November 23, 2011, 11:37:56 AM
It that a wrapped condom the girl on the right has behind her back?
WTF is a condom?   :woot:
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