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Poor Sams
« on: November 20, 2011, 12:02:26 AM »
We have got to get him some hotter white girls before he transfers some where else...



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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 12:02:47 AM »
what evidence do we have that he's any good?

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 12:04:13 AM »
"Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming."
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2011, 12:04:45 AM »


AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2011, 12:07:29 AM »
He'll get his 3 years, and I'm sure he knows that.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2011, 12:10:05 AM »

Daniel Sams
 I gotta play just like RG3 with the leadership of Collin Klien and I have no choice but to be #successful
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2011, 12:13:45 AM »
He's from Slidell, LA. It's like Olathe but worse. Trust me, those girls are just fine.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2011, 12:14:44 AM »
He's from Slidell, LA. It's like Olathe but worse. Trust me, those girls are just fine.

edit: on second thought, the one on the right is pretty unforgivable.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 12:15:04 AM »


AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tri Delt?   :sdeek:
Hell ya. He's ok.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2011, 12:16:35 AM »
what evidence do we have that he's any good?

There has never been a more EMAW KSU QB. I'm not sure what other evidence you are looking for. . .

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2011, 12:16:44 AM »
He's from Slidell, LA. It's like Olathe but worse. Trust me, those girls are just fine.

edit: on second thought, the one on the right is pretty unforgivable.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2011, 12:16:57 AM »
I've been there and Slidell is like Ogden but bigger and worse.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2011, 12:17:52 AM »
what evidence do we have that he's any good?

There has never been a more EMAW KSU QB. I'm not sure what other evidence you are looking for. . .

Not really saying he's going to leave just saying we can get him MUCH hotter girls in Manhappyness
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 12:20:37 AM »
what evidence do we have that he's any good?

There has never been a more EMAW KSU QB. I'm not sure what other evidence you are looking for. . .

Not really saying he's oing to leave just saying we can get him MUCH hotter girls in Manhappyness

Oh, we can, and they will come when he is playing, if he wants them. He might prefer the girls in the photo, though, and I'm not going to judge if that is the case.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2011, 12:21:21 AM »
what evidence do we have that he's any good?

There has never been a more EMAW KSU QB. I'm not sure what other evidence you are looking for. . .

Not really saying he's oing to leave just saying we can get him MUCH hotter girls in Manhappyness

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2011, 12:23:16 AM »
what evidence do we have that he's any good?

There has never been a more EMAW KSU QB. I'm not sure what other evidence you are looking for. . .

Not really saying he's oing to leave just saying we can get him MUCH hotter girls in Manhappyness

Oh, we can, and they will come when he is playing, if he wants them. He might prefer the girls in the photo, though, and I'm not going to judge if that is the case.

I guess when it's a two for one it's good to go anyway... :fatty:
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2011, 12:28:10 AM »
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2011, 12:28:41 AM »
I trust Daniel has the situation under control.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2011, 07:16:00 AM »
It doesn't matter where you get the sugar as long as it's sweet.
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2011, 08:51:48 AM »
It's obvious that he's doing charity work.... helping the less fortunate.


or.....


every girl is slightly hotter in a threesome. 

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2011, 08:58:51 AM »
I'm pretty sure Sams is a bill-gates-like philanthropist and this is his chosen charity work. This is his mission field.
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« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2011, 08:59:57 AM »
-"But Daniel, you can't save all those girls!"
-"Well, I saved those two."
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2011, 09:01:32 AM »
I've heard ugly girls try harder...

Good is better than Evil because it's nicer.

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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2011, 09:05:05 AM »
Can you imagine boning down in that weird Lisa Frank sleeping bag?  My God.   :sdeek:
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Re: Poor Sams
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2011, 09:30:10 AM »


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Can you imagine boning down in that weird Lisa Frank sleeping bag?  My God.

I was wondering what the hell that rainbow-looking thing was.