OFFICIAL: Report from Austin

[J]

Just got here.

godfuckingdammit I already hate this place 

everybody talks all weird and I was driving and there was this one legged hobo asking for George Washingtons and I was all like "NO BITCH". Probably was a turddork longhorn fan.

 

:eff:

[steve dave]

I enjoyed this report

[GoodForAnother]

my sources told me fitz was hitting on young women last night

[Dugout DickStone]

I enjoyed this report

+1.  If we didn't already have crippling overhead I'd say sign him up

[Dr Rick Daris]

you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

['taterblast]

Can confirm

[Dugout DickStone]

you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.

[Rage Against the McKee]

There are a lot of homeless people in Austin. They have more beggars than Lawrence. This surprised me the first time I went there. It's still an elite city, though.

[J]

UPDATE #1

There is a plane flying around with a banner. I think it says "KSU CAT FANS ARE NERDS LOL". Godpieceofshitcuntcrotchdammit!!!!! 

Also, lots of roads.

[Dr Rick Daris]

you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.

jumbo sized manhattan ks with school in session.

[Dugout DickStone]

you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.

jumbo sized manhattan ks with school in session.

I guess if you are a bad Manhattan driver this could be true.  There is no trip over 10 minutes for a pro.

[Kat Kid]

UPDATE #1

There is a plane flying around with a banner. I think it says "KSU CAT FANS ARE NERDS LOL". Godpieceofshitcuntcrotchdammit!!!!! 

Also, lots of roads.

OMG!  They love us!

 

[J]

UPDATE #2

Just passed by a resauraunt named "The Clay Pit: Indian Food Restaraunt" 

Really, clay, rick?  Might as well eat play-doh, cuz you can make it look fries and milkshakes.

Guys I think rick is lying

[SkinnyBenny]

UPDATE #2

Just passed by a resauraunt named "The Clay Pit: Indian Food Restaraunt" 

Really, clay, rick?  Might as well eat play-doh, cuz you can make it look fries and milkshakes.

Guys I think rick is lying

HAVE EATEN THERE. 

[Panjandrum]

you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.

Thank God someone said it so I wasn't the guy who had to break that ice.

Great city.  Traffic awful.  Daris is totally right on the eats though.

Chuy's.   

[AppleJack]

bats

[Kat Kid]

eat at Z Tejas, stay at the Driskill or the W.  You'll frown at the bill, but thank me later.

[gokatgo]

UPDATE #1

There is a plane flying around with a banner. I think it says "KSU CAT FANS ARE NERDS LOL". Godpieceofshitcuntcrotchdammit!!!!! 

Also, lots of roads.

That's why I always keep a laser pointer in my pocket protector

[J]

UPDATE #3

GOODGOD I AM SO ANGRY 

There are many lots of ksu cat fans here and we are all so angered up. We would probably start a riot if it wasn't for the turddork longhorn policemen.